(Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Hetalia.
This was inspired by a Dane Cook set.
B&E is not Bacon and Eggs)
America was sitting boredly at his kitchen table, there was a buntiful pile of hamburgers nearby which he was happily munching on. "Nothing kick-ass has been happening lately. I've had no reason to be a hero." He sighed and looked around the room. Suddenly he got an idea. Hey, dude I should like totaly break into France's house! He realized he'd need a partner, and he knew just who he'd get. America got oout of his seat and walked over to the phone, dialed the number and listened to the ring.
Canada almost jumped at the ring, most people didn't even notice him when in a small group, someone calling him was a suprise. Quickly he picked the phone up. "Hello, this is Canada."
"Hey, dude, dude I'm going to do a B&E!" The voice on the other end said, and who the voice belonged to was unmistakeable.
"What?" Canada exclaimed shakily, he would never understand odd American acronyms. That, and most of America's ideas were bad ones. "No, whatever that is don't do it."
America wasn't going to let go, he was bored and needed a cure. "No, dude we're going to do a B&E, you're coming. C'mon it'll be fun!" He hung up, not allowing any more argument or conversation and went to Canada's house. Once in front of the door, America agreesivly pounded on it and waited impatiently for Canada to answer it. Again jumping at the sound, Canada warily went to the door and opened it, seeing America there he opened the door for him to come in.
"What are we doing?" Canada asked, though he was hating it and not wanting to go along with America he kne wthat arguing more would be pointless. He would complian most of the way and make it harder on America, and that's why America chose to bring him along.
"We're going to break into France's house!" America said exitedly, it was an exiting prospect. He watched Canada's eyes widen a lot, the shock on his face apperent, he thought that Canada would've known what he meant when he said that they were going to a 'B&E' but he saw quickly that he thought wrong.
"Huh? No! We can't do that, that's wrong!" Canada exclaimed, he really didn't want to do this. At all. It would appear that Canada has a higher sense of moral value, but really it's just that Canada thinks things through much further than America. Not paying attention to Canada, America grabbed Canada's arm and lead him out of the door and they started to go to France's house. "Why are we doing this? America!" America wouldn't answer. Not long after the two found themselves standing in front of France's house. "Are you gonna do it? I want to get out of here."
America was starting to regret coming here. "Dude, what if France is there?" He decided that he'd figure that out if that were to happen, America ran up to the door and kicked at it agressively. The door didn't budge and America was standing there with a throbbing foot. "What the shit?" He then tried again, with no luck. America kept trying, it was about fifteen tries before the door opened... France had opened the door, having heard banging at it. Canada stared blankly at France.
To be continued...