Hey! My side projects are done now, so we get to rewrite this one.
Deadpool: Hooray!
Discord: Let the chaos ensue!
Me: And, silly me, I thought I'd get the first intro to myself.
Deadpool: We were watching for when you started it so we could be in it from the beginning!
Me: Very well. Let's start the story. And, this chapter will be rewritten majorly. Enjoy! OH! And poll.
The warriors walked into the kitchen for supper after a day of training. "Man, I'm ready for some relaxing after today."
"I hear ya. Tigress has gotten brutal after she finished cleaning."
"I heard that. But, I was away from training for a few days and learned some more while I was waiting for you to return."
The others looked at her. "What do you mean?"
Tigress smirked. "DB had taught me some other forms of fighting while we were here at the Jade Palace."
"I wonder how life's been treating him since we last seen him."
As if those were the magic words, DB fell through a portal, smacking against the table then landing on the floor, face down. He groaned and said, "Is my face a ground magnet?" He peeled himself off the floor and said, "Hey guys. Whats up?"
"We were just about to have supper."
DB grinned and rubbed his hands together. "Great! I'm starving!"
"So, what brings you back here?"
Mantis' question wiped the grin right off his face. "I wish I could say I was here because I wanted to come here on my own accord..well, I guess I could, it would just be a lie."
Tigress asked, "What do you mean?"
DB sighed. "Let's just say I did something really stupid."
Shifu raised an eyebrow. "Care to elaborate?"
"Of course. But first, how much has Tigress told you of me?"
"I told them everything you told me."
DB nodded. "Good. That takes off a lot of explaining. Anyways...My doppleganger diobayed his orders, putting him into punishment. I went against orders to save him, and got him out. Because of disobeying orders, I have been banished from my own dimension for a period of time. And I am stuck here."
All their eyes widened. Tigress recovered first and asked, "Why would you save your doppleganger? He's your enemy!"
DB nodded as he sat down, the others followed suit. "That may be. But, he is also a friend. That is why I saved him."
Shifu raised his eyebrow again. "How can someone be your friend and your enemy?"
DB chuckled a dry chuckle. "We constantly talked with one another as though we were friends and we also constantly fought to try to kill the other as though we were enemies. He also tried to comfort me when I was broken from major failures that reulted in the death of someone I cared for."
"So..." Po paused before asking, "How long will you be here?"
"I was given a six month banishment."
"So, we have six months to learn pranks from you."
DB shook his head. "No. Two reasons. One, even though I'm stuck here, I'd come back to hang out with you guys. Two, it was six months in terms of my dimension. In this dimension, it's two years."
All their eyes widened in shock, but Po thought of something. "Um.. wouldn't it be noticed if you were gone for six months?"
DB nodded. "Yes. Which is why my doppleganger is going to be taking my place while I'm here. He and another friend of mine will be giving me information as to what is going on and asking me for guidance when they need it."
"How can you know you can trust your 'frenemy'?" Tigress had spat out the last word like it was poison.
"Because he had only the one boss who turned on him, so he's turning his life around. So, let me take a guess here, Master Shifu. I'm going to be allowed here, but must join in on the training you have."
Shifu nodded. "Yes. And tomorrow, you are going to be facing each of the students. At once."
DB grinned. "I can't wait!"
Shifu chuckled. "Very well. Let's have supper and head to bed afterwards." The others nodded, Po getting up to cook their meal.
an hour later
Everyone was laughing from a story by DB. "And then, we lost our grip on the rope, getting him covered in feathers!"
Everyone let out another round of laughter. Shifu calemd down and said, "I believe we've had enough laughs for one night. Everyone, time for bed. DB. You're washing the dished tonight."
"Alright." Everyone began heading out, but DB stopp Tigress, once DB was sure everyone was out of earshot, he asked, "Did you tell Po that you love him yet?"
"No."
"Very well. I have a few ideas to help with that. We'll start Operation: Tipo tomorrow."
Tigress raised her eyebrow. "'Operation: Tipo,' Why?"
"Because that is the name different authors use for that pairing."
"What do you mean by 'different authors'?"
"Oh! That's right. You can't break the fourht wall. Well, don't worry about it. Good night."
Tigress eyed him curiously, but didn't question what he said. "Good night." With that, DB got to work on the dishes.
Me: Okay. There is going to be a bigger change in the overall story than I had expected. Oh well.
Deadpool: But, why would you change it so much!?
Discord: It just doesn't make sense to do that!
Me: This coming from the Lord of chaos and the merc with a mouth.
Deadpool: Yep.
Me: ...Right. Review!
