Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Whatever. Have fun.
Piplup screamed as he was being stretched beyond what he could operate. He was in the middle of a run down factory, with Zoroark and Snivy pulling him by the arms. Due to the world having cartoony physics, Mr. Piplup could not feel any true pain, but it was still painful to his penguin, water type Pokemon body despite that. Dr. Piplup screamed as he felt himself wetting his pants, though he didn't wear pants and he was a water type so this bizarre fact shouldn't have matter to him in the first place.
But the point still stands, as Prof. Piplup started zipping all over the place, crashing into several shutdown machines that exploded on contact. Zoroark got up on his feet, watching as Ms. Piplup crashed into the railings of the platform he was standing on, jumping off as Mrs. Piplup climbed back on, panting. He looked up, screaming as he was crushed by a huge toaster that fell from DA SKY.
As the toaster exploded into several much smaller toasters, Darth Piplup groaned as he rubbed the back of his head, feeling weak and groggy. He opened his eyes, to see a hoard of Scraggy running towards him, hugging and kissing him. Count Piplup groaned in disgust as he pushed the Scraggy away, running towards the northern direction as he broke through the railings and fell several feet downward, breaking several bones in his body.
"Da things I do for love," Gay Piplup groaned as he got back up, rubbing his butt as he let out a cute little poot, which he followed up with a adorable pout. Lord Piplup turned around, astonished to see that the entire factory was about to crash on itself, when suddenly he got hit by the Bullet Train, which headed all the way to Gamelon. Saint Piplup screamed as he blasted off again, disappearing in the sky.
Mama Piplup was now in an area with lots of snow and lava. Jedi Master Piplup stood up and placed his hands on his hips, knowing that he had to-
Oh wait. Super Piplup just got overcome with a heap full of molten hot magma, followed by freezing water.
"What is this?" Miles "Piplup" Prower exclaimed as he went crashing into the volcano, causing it to erupt like hell all over. Lady Piplup started tumbling downwards, landing flat on his stomach as the ground cracked, separating into several parts. Game Piplup felt pressure coming to his head as he closed his eyes, shivering, when suddenly, his own self popped up right in front of him in vision.
"Use your Ice Beam," The ghostly form of Adolf Piplup instructed as he waved his arms, which consisted of Tiny Piplup.
Mace Piplup knew what had to be done. Gaining his self confidence, Piplup Freeman took action and used Ice Beam on the magma, freezing it in place, even though that should be fucking impossible. Then Piplup The Hedgehog crashed into a very tall rock. And he DIED.
The End
(That Didn't Help At All...)
"What did he mean by this?" Bane Piplup asked, for he was a masked big penguin... FOR YOU.