Hello toons! It's me! Flippy!
Are you excited? I am! "But why should we be excited?" you ask? Because! I'm going to tell my life story! From when I was a young toon, to growing up, all the way to how I got into office in the first place! Please bear with me, it'll be long, but it will be enjoyable!
Flippy's Life: A story of a valiant toon.
Chapter 1: An adventure.
"Today is the toontastic day!" Flippy shouted, "The day I get to 16 laff!"
"Yes now flippy dear, please take care." Said Flippy's Mother,
"Yes mother."
"Well, as long as you understand, the cogs are dangerous, you know that, I know that, they're not easy, you have to complete tasks for other toons as well, you can't just go off and do whatever, this is a job you're talking about"
"Well, I guess."
"Be sure to pack some gags, you only have a 20 gag pack, that was the only one I could afford, so it'll have to do, you only have cupcakes and flowers, so how hard could that be?"
"Alright, thanks"
"We'll see you soon, be sure to write!"
"Okay!" And as Flippy left the building, tears built up in his eyes, he wouldn't see his mother for a long time, but he would be a full-grown toon! The excitement fought back the tears as he walked out of the building, full of pride, after all, he could become the best toon ever! So he walked out into the big world, he did the tutorial 6 laff points earlier, so he had a general idea of the cogs difficulty, it would be a cake walk! So the first thing flippy did would be to go to the trolley to earn some jellybeans, his mother never let him on the trolley, because she considered it 'Dangerous' or 'under rewarding' but he had to earn some money, after all, he'd have to buy things for himself, so he would get on the trolley, and he was in for a surprise.
As he exited the trolley, he was shocked how- how easy it was, it wasn't dangerous or under rewarding at all! It was actually simple and fun! His mother had just been trying to keep him safe, but he loved the trolley! He would use it to earn jellybeans, so he had the jellybeans, now to go to Toon HQ.
When he arrived at the Toon Headquarters, a giant telescope with one, big eye stared at him, the loud speaker made a 'PSST' sound and then stated,
"A cog invasion has begun!" He heard it loud and clear, then waited to hear what kind of cogs,
"Spin Doctors have taken over Toontown!" and with a sad conclusion, he knew he would have to wait to do anything on the streets, he was trapped, and he knew it, it was upsetting, very upsetting, but he proceeded into the HQ, it was marvelous! He saw a top toons board, which was for toons that took down the most cog buildings in a day, he saw blueprints on a chalkboard for several creations, and he saw a barren room, with science stuff, and a weird boiler like thing that had a yellow dot, maybe the automatic banana peeler, then a big hole in the wall, shaped like an ape or a monkey, and as he saw it he thought I better not question what went on in there, and he walked over to a Task Giver, as his mother called them, they gave people toontasks to do, he walked up to a tall, skinny, Yellow dog,
"Uh, hello, I'm here for my first toontask." Flippy said,
"Please select the task you would like to do." Said the HQ Officer,
"But there is only one task, sir."
"Yes exactly! You need to talk to Honey Haha to determine what gag track you want to train in!"
"Alright, is there anything to do before that?"
"Honey Haha's building is 'The Laugin' Place' on Silly Street!"
"Okay, thank you, sir"
"Have a good day!" and Flippy walked out of the building, first stop, Honey Haha!
As he walked out of the Toon HQ he heard a loud 'PSST' again, he waited to hear the news,
"The cog invasion has ended!"
"The toons have saved the day again!" Flippy sighed a sigh of relief, he could walk down the street with normal cogs on it, instead of the big spin doctors, those things were scary, and large, but he knew now the worst he would see is a Double Talker, He shivered, the Double Talker was always level 3, and it had two faces, it was a miniature version of the Two-Face, so he thought it unpleasant to see one, but he had not a second to waste, he had to get to Honey Haha's Building, so he walked on over, he looked up, and saw a sign, it said 'Silly Street' so it was the street he was looking for, he was excited, his first toontask was here! On this very street! So he was on his way.
He walked down the street, not expecting a cog to show up, his mother always walked on the sidewalk with him, he wanted to use the road, it was wider, so he could jump and run all he wanted, but around the corner he jumped straight into a cog, his first battle, that was going to be hard, he realized he had encountered a Cold Caller, the easiest cog ever! It was a level 2 but what of it? He could beat it! The cog then said "This caller always collects." And the battle was on! He started the battle by throwing a cupcake, it hit, but the dot on the cog's chest only turned yellow, it took 4 damage, the cog used Pound Key, it took 2 laff points from him, it hurt, but he had 14 laff left! He used a squirting flower next, it took 3 damage from the cog, that meant it had 5 left, the cog used Hot Air, it missed, and he remained at 14 laff, he threw a cupcake at him, he was now blinking red, 1 more damage point and the cog would be rid of for good! The cog used Double Talk, it hit and took 3 laff points, he was down to 11 laff, he used Squirting flower again, it missed, and the cog proceeded to hit him with Hot air, it took 4 laff, he was at 7 laff, he tried squirting flower again, it missed again, the cog used Double talk again, it hit and he was at 4 laff left, he used a cupcake and finally hit, he beat the cog, as it spun around, angrily, then crouched down and its head burst off, the cog exploding its mechanical parts, he had won his first cog battle! But he had taken a beating; he need to get to Honey Haha's as quickly as possible!
He arrived at the building 'The Laughin' Place' it was a sight to behold, he would complete his first toontask here, so he walked in, Honey Haha saw him and said
"Hello, you must be here for your toontask am I right? Well, you need to pick which gag track you will train in."
"Yes, how did you know I was going to be here for that?"
"Well toons are told to come here a lot, so it wasn't a surprise, say what is your name anyway?"
"Flippy, Ma'am"
"Oh, I know your mom well, she is the most polite and caring person I've ever met, I helped her with her gag choice."
"Cool, thanks for sharing" and Flippy smiled,
"So, when you are ready to decide come back here and choose, in the mean time, you may want to heal up at the Playground, there are ice cream cones there, they're very helpful in healing!"
"Thank you Ma'am."
"You're welcome, Flippy" and as Flippy left the building, he knew he had a serious choice on his hands, but how would he choose, by what looked best, by what did the most damage, by what was easiest to train? He would consider while looking for the fabled Ice Cream Cones.
(A/N how did you enjoy Chapter 1? And how excited are you for Chapter 2? Flippy's adventures get even better in Chapter 2, Ice Cream Cones, Thanks for reading!)