"Valentine's Day"

Disclaimer:All HP characters belong to JK Rowling
"Lady Marmalade" belongs to Christina Aguilera, Lil
Kim, Mya, and Pink."Never Had A Dream Come True"
belongs to S Club 7. This story is not my original
idea I just decided to make my own version.

"Do we have to do this?"asked Hermione. The "girls"
(meaning Hermione,Ginny,Lavendar,and Parvati) had decided
to do something special for their boyfriends on Valentine's
Day.

"Yes!"cried Ginny, Parvati, and Lavendar at the same time.

"But it's so..."she began but Ginny cut her off.

"Slutty. We know. You said that already."Ginny said.

Each girl had a copy of the script, as did Parvati's twin
sister, Padma.

"Why do we have to do this song though?"whined Hermione.

"Because "Lady Marmalade" is the perfect song for what we
plan on doing."explained Parvati.

"What we plan on doing? What do we plan on doing?"
Hermione asked skeptically.

"We are going to wear lengerie like they do in the music video
for this song."Ginny said nonchalently. Hermione's eyes grew
wide.

"You mean we are going to dance around and sing in underwear
for the boys? Are you on crack?"she cried, jumping up from her
chair. She tried to run but Parvati grabbed her arm and pulled
her back down.

"Come on Hermione, you don't want Harry to be the only guy
without a girl do you?"she asked her.

"Ooh, good guilt."Lavendar said.

"Thank you. Well..."Parvati stared at her and she finally gave in.

"Fine! But I'm only doing this for Harry."she exclaimed.

"Whatever just as long as you do it."

"Play the song so we can pick parts. We only know Padma's part."
Ginny said.

Lavendar pushed play on the cd player and they all listened.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Moulin Rouge!

Where's all mah soul sistas? Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas.

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista. Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista.

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge, struttin' her stuff on the street. She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! Uh huh.

Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada. Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya. Creole Lady Marmalade.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

Yea, yea, yea, yea.

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up. Boy drank all that Magnolia wine. All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens yeah.

Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya. Creole Lady Marmalade.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Yea, yea, uh. He come through with the money and the garter bags. I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate, uh. We independent women, some mistake us for whores. I'm sayin' why spend mine, when I can spend yours. Disagree? Well that'd you and I'm sorry. Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari. Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes. Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge. Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas. We drink wine with diamonds in the glass. Bottle case the meaning of expensive taste. If you wanna giuchie, giuchie ya, ya. Mocha choca lata. Real Lady Marmalade. One more time, C'mon now.

Marmalade…Lady Marmalade…Marmalade…

Hey, hey, hey Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth. Color of café au lait, all right. Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried more-more-more

Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5.

Sleepin' the grey flannel life.

But when he turns off to sleep memories creep more-more-more.

Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada. Giuchie, Giuchie here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya. Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

Christina

Oh Leaeaa Oh.

Pink

Lady Marmalade

Lil Kim

Hey Hey Uh, uh, uh, uh…

Mya

Oh, oh oooo…

Rot wailer baby.

Baby.

Moulin Rouge

Oh.

Missy here.

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah…

"That is a good song."said Lavendar. Everyone nodded.

"I want to be tha third part."Ginny said."The one Christina sings.

"I want the part Lil Kim sings."Lavendar said.

"I want the first part."Parvati said.

"That leaves Hermione the part Pink sings."Padma said.

"Yep. Lucky me."Hermione said bitterly."I want Padma's part. She doesn't have to dress like a prostitue."

Everyone laughed.

"Yeah but I have to dress like a ringmaster at the circus."she said, giggling.
Hermione shrugged.

"I'd rather be a ringmaster than a hooker."

"We need to go to London to get the outfits."Ginny said.

"We can go this weekend during the Hogsmeade visit. No one will know that is where we went."
lavendar suggested.

"Okay let's go then."Parvati said.

"Hermione?"They all looked at her.

"Oh fine!"she cried, getting up and running from the room.

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"Oh my god!"screamed Hermione as all the girls walked into Victoria's Secret. They had racks and racks of the exact type of
outfit Hermione hated. And the worst part was she was there to buy one.

"Can I help you ladies?"asked the sales clerk.

"Yes!"all the girls said except Hermione who said no.

"What is it you all are looking for?"the woman asked.

"Outfits for a prostitute."Hermione said. Ginny smacked in the arm.

"We would like something different for each us. For a little preformance for our boyfriends on V-day."Parvati explained.

"I think we can find something."the sales clerk declared walking towards a rack in the back of the store.

"You, red-haired girl."the clerk called.

"Ginny."Ginny said.

"Yes, Ginny. You remind me of fire. You should get something with flames on it. Here try this."she said, handing her a black top that had orange red and yellow flames across the bodice.
The matching bottom was plain black.

"Ooh, that's perfect."Ginny said. "Everyone always calls my boyfriend and I "Fire and Ice".
The clerk looked pleased with herself.

"Now you, angry girl."

"Hermione."she growled.

"Yes, what are you looking for?"the clerk asked.

"An exit."Hermione said.

"Not until you get something to wear."Lavendar barked,grabbing her arm. Hermione scowled.

"You are too fair skined for white."the clerk said.

"Gee, thanks."Hermione said bitterly.

"How about blue and black lace?"the clerk asked. Hermione shrugged and the clerk grabbed a fairly see trough lace one piece in blue and black.

"How's this?"the clerk asked. Hermione looked at it and narrowed her eyebrows.

"I can't believe I'm about to say this but... I like it!"she cried. The clerk smiled and turned to Parvati.

"I want something black and silver."she declared. The clerk pulled something off the rack and Parvati beamed.

"You are really good at this."she told the clerk.

"I see a pattern developing here. Everyone has something and black."said Padma."I guess my outfit has to be black too."

"I would like something black and purple,please."said Lavendar. The clerk once again made a perfect seection and they payed for all of their purchases.

They left that store and went to a costume shop to get Padma's ringmaster outfit.

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Valentine's Day

~*Ginny*~

"Draco! Draco wait!"Ginny cried. He stopped and waited for to catch up.

"Hey Gin."he said, kissing her on the cheek. "What's up?"

"Well I just wanted to be sure you were gonna come tonight."she said. It was the night of her big show
and she didn't want him to miss it.

"Yeah, I'll be there. nine o'clock right?"he asked. She nodded.

"Is that all you needed because I have to get to class.?"

"Yep. That's all I wanted."she kissed him and walked down the hall.

~*Hermione*~

"Harry, you're coming tonight aren't you.?"Hermione asked. They were holding hands walking to the Great
Hall.

"Of course I'm coming. Why wouldn't I?"he asked. She shrugged.

"I don't know, just asking to be sure."she said.

'Oh by the way..."Harry said, stopping. He turned her to him and kissed her passionately."Happy
Valentines Day."She smiled and kissed him lightly.

*~Lavendar~*

"Ron, are you coming tonight?"Lavendar asked. They were sitting in the Great Hall, eating lunch.

"Of course, babe. It's our Valentines Day date. I wouldn't miss it."he promised. She kissed him and
went back to her soup.

~*Parvati*~

"Dean you better come tonight."Parvati threatened. He smiled at her.

"Why would I not come? I heard this was going to be some show."he said.

"It really is. We have been practicing for a while."she said.

"Where are meeting again?"he asked.

"The Great Hall after everyone leaves after dinner."she told him."Oh don't where your robes. Wear muggle
clothes."

"Okay. Hey I gotta go to the library."he said,standing up from the common room chair they were sitting in.
He kissed her lightly and climbed out of the portrait hole.

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"Oh, I'm so nervous."Ginny said, pinning her hair up on top of her head. Her face was heavily made up with
red and black make-up and lots of glitter.

"We all are."Parvati said. She had curled her hair with a curling iron and had it pinned on top of her head with
silver flowers.

"I'm not."Padma declared. She looked great in her costume and top hat. Instead of pants she had on bloomers and
fishnet stockings (as did everyone else) and her tail coat was black and under it she wore a white a black lace bra.
Padma's hair was tied under her hat just above the rim and fell down her back.

"Well of course your not. Your not about to do a lap dance for Neville are you?"Hermione asked, putting on some
blue lipstick.

"I would but Neville is at Beaubaxtons now isn't he?"asked Padma. Hermione sighed and put some blue sparkles in
her hair before pinning it up.

Padma's hair was tied under her hat just above the rim and fell down her back.

"Everyone ready?"Lavendar asked walking out of the bathroom. Her hair was also pinned up and she had purple
streaks throughout her hair.

"Yes!"they all chorused. They grabbed the cd player and cd and walked down to the Great Hall, taking the back
entrance so the guys wouldn't see them.

The curtain on the stage was closed and Padma stuck her head out to see if everyone was there. Right in front
of the stage in big comfy chairs and muggle clothes sat all four guys. She waved and they all waved back as
Parvati pulled her back behind the curtain.

"Ready?"Padma asked. Everyone nodded and she walked out from behind the curtain.

Padma: Gentlemen! Welcome to the Moulin Rouge!

PR,L,H: Where's all mah soul sistas? Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas.

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista. Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista.

Lavendar: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge, struttin' her stuff on the street. She said, "Hello, hey Jo,
you wanna give it a go?" Oh! Uh huh.

PR,L,H,G: Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada. Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya.

Lavendar: Creole Lady Marmalade.

PR,L,H,G:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

Parvati: Yea, yea, yea, yea.

PR,L,G:Hey sista,go sista,soul sista,hey sista,go sista,soul sista, go sista Hermione:He sat in her boudoir while
she freshened up. Boy drank all that Magnolia wine. All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens yeah.

PR,L,H,G: Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya.

Hermione: Creole Lady Marmalade.

PR,L,H,G:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Parvati: Yea, yea, uh. He come through with the money and the garter bags. I let him know we bout
that cake straight up the gate, uh. We independent women, some mistake us for whores. I'm sayin' why
spend mine,

PR,L: When I can spend yours.

Parvati: Disagree? Well that'd you and I'm sorry. Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari.

L.H: Like Atari

Parvati: Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes. Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge.

PR,L,H: Hey sistas,soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas.

Parvati: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass. Bottle case the meaning of expensive taste.
you wanna giuchie, giuchie ya, ya. Mocha choca lata, Creole Lady Marmalade. One more time, C'mon now.

Hermione:Marmalade

Ginny:OOOOOOOHHHHH

Lavendar:Lady Marmalade

Lavendar: oooooohhh yeah

Hermione: Marmalade

Ginny:OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth.
Color of café au lait, all right. Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried

PR,L,H: more-more-more.Ginny:more-more-mooooooorrrrrrrreeeeee

Hermione: Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5.

Lavendar: Sleepin' the grey flannel life.

Ginny: But when he turns off to sleep memories creep
PR,L,H:more-more-more. Ginny:more-more-moooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee

PR,L,H,G: Giuchie, Giuchie ya, ya dada. Giuchie, Giuchie here. Mocha Choca lata ya, ya.

Ginny: Creole Lady Marmalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddde

PR,L,H,G: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

Padma:Ginny

Ginny: Oh Leaeaa Oh.

Padma: Hermione

Hermione: Lady Marmalade

Padma:Parvati

Parvati: Hey Hey Uh, uh, uh, uh…

Padma: Lavendar

Lavendar: Oh, oh oooo…

Padma:Rot wailer baby.

Lavendar: Baby.

Padma: Moulin Rouge

Ginny: Oh.

Padma:Padma Here

PM,PR,L,H,G:Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah…

The guys were speechless. They just sat there gaping at their girlfriends. Then,
out of no where,there was clapping from the entrance of the Great Hall. Everyone
looked.

"Neville?"Padma cried, jumping off the stage. He smiled and she ran to him.She threw
her arms around him and kissed him.

"Why are you crying? I thought you'd be happy I came."She smiled at him.

"You weren't supposed to be here. I'm so happy that you came back."she said.
He hugged her and they walked to where the rest of the group was at.

"I only have one thing to say."Draco said suddenly. Everyone looked at him.

"What might that be, Mr. Malfoy?"Ginny asked.She was sitting in his lap,
twirling his hair around her fingers.

"Encore!"he cried. All the guys cheered and the girls looked at each other.

"Well, what do ya think girls? Should we give them what they want?"Parvati asked.

After looking at five sets of puppy dog eyes they climbed back on the stage and closed
the curtain.

"What are we gonna sing?"Padma asked.They all were in deep thought when Ginny spoke.

"I've got it!"she cried. The girls looked at her.

"Have any of you ever heard that song "Never Had A Dream Come True" by S Club Seven?"
she asked.Hermione nodded.

"Have the rest of you ever sang back up before?"she asked. Everyone nodded.

"Okay well I know all the words to this song so I'll sing lead and you can follow along."she
said.

"Okay."they said. Ginny put in that cd and pushed play and Padma pulled the curtain open.
Ginny walked up to the microphone in the front and started to sing.

Oo hoooooooooo

Everybody's got something,
they had to leave behind,
One regret from yesterday,
that just seems to grow with time,

There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering),
How it could be now or might have been (or might have been),
Oh this I know, but still I can't find ways to let you go,

I never had a dream come true
Till the day that I found you
Even though I pretend that I've moved on
You'll always be my baby,
I never found the words to say (words to say)
You're the one I think about each day(each day)
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be with you.

Somewhere in my memory
I've lost all sense of time,
And tomorrow can never be
cos yesterday is all that fills my mind,

There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering),
How it should be now or might have been (or might have been),
Oh this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go,

I never had a dream come true
Till the day that I found you
Even though I pretend that I've moved on
You'll always be my baby,
I never found the words to say
You're the one I think about each day
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be

You'll always be the dream that fills my head
Yes you will, say you will, you know you will oh baby,
You'll always be the one I know I'll never forget,

There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering),
Because love is a strange and funny thing (and funny thing),
No matter how I try, I try I just can't say goodbye, no no no no,

I never had a dream come true
Till the day that I found you
Even though I pretend that I've moved on
You'll always be my baby,
I never found the words to say (the words to say),
You're the one I think about each day (each day),
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be
A part of me will always be with you, oooohhh.

ooooooooo

The guys clapped and clapped. The girls bowed and jumped off
the stage,into the waiting arms of their boyfriends.

"Ginny, that was wonderful."Draco whispered in her ear. She hugged
him and layed her head against his chest.

"Ginny where'd you learn to sing like that?"Ron asked. "You and I both
know that neither of our parents can carry a tune."

"Was that a compliment?"Ginny asked him.

"Why yes, I think it was."he said playfully.

"Thank you."she said."I don't know how I learned to sing. It just comes
naturally to me."

"Well you're pretty damn good at it if you ask me."Draco said. She kissed
him and he hugged her tightly.

"What do you guys wanna do now?"Harry asked. He was standing behind
Hermione with his hands around her waist.

"Get dressed.'Hermione said.

"Darn."Harry said. Hermione elbowed him in the stomach playfully and
kissed him.

"Well we could all go put on our pj's and meet back here for a game of
truth or dare."Lavendar suggested.

"Okay!"cried all the girls. The guys just looked at each other and shook
there heads.

"Oh come on guys."begged Parvati. The guys continued shaking their
heads.

"Girls, I think it's time to use the face."Ginny declared. The girls stuck
out their bottom lips in a pout and made puppy eyes at them.

"Oh come on."Ron pleaded.

"That's not fair."complained Harry.

"How can we say no to that face?"Neville asked.

"That's the problem,we can't."Dean said.

"Okay,okay!"Draco cried."We surrender!"

The girls giggled and they all walked back to their dorms to change.