Pathetic Stupidity!
Note: And this is what happens when I really want to write something after staying home sick for two days! Actually, this is the end of the second day. And I wanna write something really stupid! So here it is! Two things: Stupidity and Cough Drops. Good ones, not bad ones! Pathetic Stupidity: AKA DBZ Problems! Many plot turns I wasn't expecting. You won't either. Beware! What stupidity may occur in: The Fanfic Zone! *Spooky music* Stop the stupid music! *Boku-tachi wa tenshi datta aka one of the best DBZ songs plays instead* Much better! ^_^
"DUDE! IT'S NOT A SCRIPT!" exclaimed someone the least likely to use the word 'dude', Piccolo.
"You're right, PICCOLO-SAN!" yelled Gohan, proceeding to whack everyone in sight with textbooks.
"Hi!" said Chibi Goten, acting SO KAWAII!
"Is this going to have self-insertion?" asked Vegeta suspiciously.
Due to lack of self-insertion, a sign fell from the sky saying 'no'.
"I want food!" yelled Goku, devouring Gohan, since Gohan's name has to do with rice.
"Aiiieeeee!" scremed Gohan on his journey to his father's stomach.
"Kakarot, you are truly stupid."
"Yes, I was already conscious of that fact, however, now I am not. I currently posess a very high IQ. And did you know that...THE AIRPORT IS DEAD!" said Goku, acting smart and like a complete baka all at once.
"Yes, Kakarot. I was very aware of the fact. In fact, radioactive ducks who ate radioactive cheese ALSO ate the airport!" Vegeta replied.
"Urp! My dinner with the golden monkey must have made me regurgitate my son!" said Goku, using big words with meanings beyond his knowledge, translating to 'I just threw up Gohan'.
"I'm back!" yelled Gohan.
"Someone's been reading the author's stupidity again!" exclaimed Marco from Animorphs, who fell from the sky.
"DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! *SING!*" sang a bunch of ugly little versions of Harry Potter as Marco fell on Chichi's head.
"He killed Chichi! Yay!" cheered Piccolo as he blasted the little ugly Harry Potter's away.
"Mommy!" yelled Gohan, whacking Marco with a textbook.
"Hey, watch the hair!" said Marco.
"YOU KILLED HER, DAMNIT!" Gohan said, powering up to SSJ.
"Oh my, I'm being killed by an ugly blond guy!" said Marco.
"Hi!" said Bulma, making an entrance.
"Bye!" said Bulma, disappearing in a puff of smoke since the author had nothing better to do.
"Brat, don't kill the nice kid. He killed that annoying mother of yours." Vegeta said.
"Shut up! He must die!" yelled Gohan.
"Gohan, calm down. Anger gets you nowhere!" Goku angrily said.
"Hah hah hah." said Piccolo, disturbingly laughing at the joke.
"Yeesh, you sound like Ax trying to laugh." Marco said.
"An axe? Those things are dangerous, kid. See why?" Piccolo said, and demonstrated the dangerous-ness of an axe by chopping off Gohan's head.
"Dude! You killed Gohan!" yelled Goku.
"So I did...Well, no more of that annoying 'Piccolo-san' junk, no more bumps on the head from textbooks...now I can devote my life to my one true love...BEER!" said Piccolo as he flew off with beer.
"Well, didn't he have problems?" commented Marco to chibi Goten.
"Uh huh. He's Piccolo-san. And he's green." said Goten cluelessly.
"Hey, want some pizza?" asked Marco.
"PIZZA!" yelled chibi Goten happily.
Marco produced from thin air some pizza which he and Goten ate while watching the others.
"I want some too!" complained Goku, rushing over but crashing into an invisible wall.
"Well, Kakarot, you can't always get what you want!" said Vegeta who then ate a cough drop.
"But it's PIZZA!" he said.
"We all know that." said Vegeta as he then beat Goku up.
"Ack." said Goku, lying on the floor, obviously faking being beat up.
They happily flew away to go play tricks on people in Norse mythology.
"So it's just you and me, kid." said Marco to Goten.
"Hi, I'm Goten." said Goten the Kawaii.
"Hi!" said Yamcha. And Tien. Who came rushing in from absolutely nowhere.
The scene changed!
To a building. In a room! With all the previously mentioned characters, exluding Chichi and Bulma. And the ugly Harry Potter things.
"Cool room!" said Yamcha, walking up to a stage as if possesed by an author with a strange quote in mind.
"YAM-CHA!" cheered the now appearing audience.
"Hi..My name's Yamcha....And I work..at......" he started. "AND I WORK AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S! Ok, I said it. There! I work at Chuck E. Cheese's and proud of it, too!"
With that, Yamcha stormed off the stage to go change into his uniform and go to work. He barely noticed the applause of some and laughter of others *cough*Vegeta*cough*.
Tien stepped up to the stage and picked up the microphone. Then he did what no sane...or insane...person would want to hear him do. He sang. Brittney Spears songs.
"AHHHHH!" the audience scremed in terror as Vegeta continued to laugh.
Then he stopped laughing and called Lunatix-B-Gone Co. to order a "Get-this-lunatic-away-from-me" kit to rid us all of Tien and his horrible singing. He got it instantly. And pointed it at Tien, for it looked like a little arrowy thing like you see on the computer, drew a circle in the air and pressed a button that said 'cut'. And so Tien disappeared.
"Kakarot, why are we here anyway? Weren't we gonna go steal Thor's hammer?" Vegeta asked him.
"Yeah. But I wanted to steal..uh..Let's get the hammer!" yelled Goku happily.
"Yes, and then we can take over the world." said Vegeta.
"Right, Brain. NARF!" yelled Goku, as if possessed by PINKY! Or my brother who likes to say 'Narf' way too much.
"Oh no, Kakarot. Do I have to put you on medication or something? Or will you act normal enough to help steal the hammer?" asked Vegeta.
"Okies, Veggie." Goku said.
"Vegeta, you baka."
"Okies."
"Are they always like this?" Marco asked to the nearest person, Piccolo.
"*Hic* Er..who? *hic* I don't know who *hic* you mean." said a drunken Piccolo.
"Sure. Okay." said Marco, moving away to let Piccolo exit the building.
"I'm Gohan!" said Gohan.
"Are you sane?" asked Marco cautiously.
"Last time I checked I was. But you killed my mommy!" Gohan began screaming like..well..like a screaming person.
"You won't kill my pizza-giving friend, will you Gohan-chan?" asked Goten.
"Of course I will, he killed Mommy!" yelled Gohan.
"But she was a-" said Goten.
"WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD?!" demanded Gohan.
"From the author." he said.
"Well then...." began Gohan, when a note fell from the sky.
"You cannot fight the author for teaching the Kawaii One curse words for a few reasons: One, she is the author and can do anything. Two, she decided on no self insertion except for the two notes, here and before. Three, because she said so. Now shut up, Gohan."
"Oh how pleasant." commented Marco.
Gohan was getting very angry now, but an invisible barrier prevented him from attacking Marco.
"IT'S THE MOON...SOMETHING OR OTHER LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP JUNK, OH EVIL VILLAIN ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK SAILOR MOON!" yelled a voice from above, Jake from Animorphs.
"Oh no, not that movie!" Marco complained.
"Yup, the author remembered the movie." Jake's voice said.
"Oh, that movie?" said chibi Goten.
"What?" asked Gohan.
"The 'S' one. With that snow-thing." Marco said.
"Oh, that one." said Gohan.
"I know! LET'S BURN ALL OF THEM!" they yelled together and left to happily burn tapes and other objects and then ate some pizza.
Note: So, you all want a sequel? ^_^ *Is tired* Need sugar...
Note: And this is what happens when I really want to write something after staying home sick for two days! Actually, this is the end of the second day. And I wanna write something really stupid! So here it is! Two things: Stupidity and Cough Drops. Good ones, not bad ones! Pathetic Stupidity: AKA DBZ Problems! Many plot turns I wasn't expecting. You won't either. Beware! What stupidity may occur in: The Fanfic Zone! *Spooky music* Stop the stupid music! *Boku-tachi wa tenshi datta aka one of the best DBZ songs plays instead* Much better! ^_^
"DUDE! IT'S NOT A SCRIPT!" exclaimed someone the least likely to use the word 'dude', Piccolo.
"You're right, PICCOLO-SAN!" yelled Gohan, proceeding to whack everyone in sight with textbooks.
"Hi!" said Chibi Goten, acting SO KAWAII!
"Is this going to have self-insertion?" asked Vegeta suspiciously.
Due to lack of self-insertion, a sign fell from the sky saying 'no'.
"I want food!" yelled Goku, devouring Gohan, since Gohan's name has to do with rice.
"Aiiieeeee!" scremed Gohan on his journey to his father's stomach.
"Kakarot, you are truly stupid."
"Yes, I was already conscious of that fact, however, now I am not. I currently posess a very high IQ. And did you know that...THE AIRPORT IS DEAD!" said Goku, acting smart and like a complete baka all at once.
"Yes, Kakarot. I was very aware of the fact. In fact, radioactive ducks who ate radioactive cheese ALSO ate the airport!" Vegeta replied.
"Urp! My dinner with the golden monkey must have made me regurgitate my son!" said Goku, using big words with meanings beyond his knowledge, translating to 'I just threw up Gohan'.
"I'm back!" yelled Gohan.
"Someone's been reading the author's stupidity again!" exclaimed Marco from Animorphs, who fell from the sky.
"DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! *SING!*" sang a bunch of ugly little versions of Harry Potter as Marco fell on Chichi's head.
"He killed Chichi! Yay!" cheered Piccolo as he blasted the little ugly Harry Potter's away.
"Mommy!" yelled Gohan, whacking Marco with a textbook.
"Hey, watch the hair!" said Marco.
"YOU KILLED HER, DAMNIT!" Gohan said, powering up to SSJ.
"Oh my, I'm being killed by an ugly blond guy!" said Marco.
"Hi!" said Bulma, making an entrance.
"Bye!" said Bulma, disappearing in a puff of smoke since the author had nothing better to do.
"Brat, don't kill the nice kid. He killed that annoying mother of yours." Vegeta said.
"Shut up! He must die!" yelled Gohan.
"Gohan, calm down. Anger gets you nowhere!" Goku angrily said.
"Hah hah hah." said Piccolo, disturbingly laughing at the joke.
"Yeesh, you sound like Ax trying to laugh." Marco said.
"An axe? Those things are dangerous, kid. See why?" Piccolo said, and demonstrated the dangerous-ness of an axe by chopping off Gohan's head.
"Dude! You killed Gohan!" yelled Goku.
"So I did...Well, no more of that annoying 'Piccolo-san' junk, no more bumps on the head from textbooks...now I can devote my life to my one true love...BEER!" said Piccolo as he flew off with beer.
"Well, didn't he have problems?" commented Marco to chibi Goten.
"Uh huh. He's Piccolo-san. And he's green." said Goten cluelessly.
"Hey, want some pizza?" asked Marco.
"PIZZA!" yelled chibi Goten happily.
Marco produced from thin air some pizza which he and Goten ate while watching the others.
"I want some too!" complained Goku, rushing over but crashing into an invisible wall.
"Well, Kakarot, you can't always get what you want!" said Vegeta who then ate a cough drop.
"But it's PIZZA!" he said.
"We all know that." said Vegeta as he then beat Goku up.
"Ack." said Goku, lying on the floor, obviously faking being beat up.
They happily flew away to go play tricks on people in Norse mythology.
"So it's just you and me, kid." said Marco to Goten.
"Hi, I'm Goten." said Goten the Kawaii.
"Hi!" said Yamcha. And Tien. Who came rushing in from absolutely nowhere.
The scene changed!
To a building. In a room! With all the previously mentioned characters, exluding Chichi and Bulma. And the ugly Harry Potter things.
"Cool room!" said Yamcha, walking up to a stage as if possesed by an author with a strange quote in mind.
"YAM-CHA!" cheered the now appearing audience.
"Hi..My name's Yamcha....And I work..at......" he started. "AND I WORK AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S! Ok, I said it. There! I work at Chuck E. Cheese's and proud of it, too!"
With that, Yamcha stormed off the stage to go change into his uniform and go to work. He barely noticed the applause of some and laughter of others *cough*Vegeta*cough*.
Tien stepped up to the stage and picked up the microphone. Then he did what no sane...or insane...person would want to hear him do. He sang. Brittney Spears songs.
"AHHHHH!" the audience scremed in terror as Vegeta continued to laugh.
Then he stopped laughing and called Lunatix-B-Gone Co. to order a "Get-this-lunatic-away-from-me" kit to rid us all of Tien and his horrible singing. He got it instantly. And pointed it at Tien, for it looked like a little arrowy thing like you see on the computer, drew a circle in the air and pressed a button that said 'cut'. And so Tien disappeared.
"Kakarot, why are we here anyway? Weren't we gonna go steal Thor's hammer?" Vegeta asked him.
"Yeah. But I wanted to steal..uh..Let's get the hammer!" yelled Goku happily.
"Yes, and then we can take over the world." said Vegeta.
"Right, Brain. NARF!" yelled Goku, as if possessed by PINKY! Or my brother who likes to say 'Narf' way too much.
"Oh no, Kakarot. Do I have to put you on medication or something? Or will you act normal enough to help steal the hammer?" asked Vegeta.
"Okies, Veggie." Goku said.
"Vegeta, you baka."
"Okies."
"Are they always like this?" Marco asked to the nearest person, Piccolo.
"*Hic* Er..who? *hic* I don't know who *hic* you mean." said a drunken Piccolo.
"Sure. Okay." said Marco, moving away to let Piccolo exit the building.
"I'm Gohan!" said Gohan.
"Are you sane?" asked Marco cautiously.
"Last time I checked I was. But you killed my mommy!" Gohan began screaming like..well..like a screaming person.
"You won't kill my pizza-giving friend, will you Gohan-chan?" asked Goten.
"Of course I will, he killed Mommy!" yelled Gohan.
"But she was a-" said Goten.
"WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD?!" demanded Gohan.
"From the author." he said.
"Well then...." began Gohan, when a note fell from the sky.
"You cannot fight the author for teaching the Kawaii One curse words for a few reasons: One, she is the author and can do anything. Two, she decided on no self insertion except for the two notes, here and before. Three, because she said so. Now shut up, Gohan."
"Oh how pleasant." commented Marco.
Gohan was getting very angry now, but an invisible barrier prevented him from attacking Marco.
"IT'S THE MOON...SOMETHING OR OTHER LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP JUNK, OH EVIL VILLAIN ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK SAILOR MOON!" yelled a voice from above, Jake from Animorphs.
"Oh no, not that movie!" Marco complained.
"Yup, the author remembered the movie." Jake's voice said.
"Oh, that movie?" said chibi Goten.
"What?" asked Gohan.
"The 'S' one. With that snow-thing." Marco said.
"Oh, that one." said Gohan.
"I know! LET'S BURN ALL OF THEM!" they yelled together and left to happily burn tapes and other objects and then ate some pizza.
Note: So, you all want a sequel? ^_^ *Is tired* Need sugar...