KNOCK-KNOCK!
"Penny!"
KNOCK-KNOCK!
"Penny!"
KNOCK-KNOCK!
"Penny!"
Penny walked to the door of her apartment in a daze.
She opened the door and asked, "What Sheldon, what could possibly be worth waking me up at four thirty in the morning for?"
"Actually its four thirty-three," Sheldon corrected her. "I couldn't sleep and I was just thinking about how if I don't have children my genius won't be passed on. And you're the only girl I know with whom I speak to on a regular basis. Plus we live close enough together that custody won't be a problem for young Shelly. And with your gene pool I figure we should start trying now so we can get a child who is true genius, before your body goes into menopause and-" He was cut off before he could finish his rant.
"Did you really come here to ask me to have a baby in the middle of the night?" Penny asked in awe.
"Oh heavens no," Sheldon responded. "I came to ask if you would like to go to dinner with me tonight, wasn't that clear?"
"Not really and what's all this talk about baby's then?" Penny asked.
"Well I do want genius children," Sheldon responded. "But mostly I've never asked anyone out before-"
Penny cut him off seeing that he was about to rant.
"Alright sweetie I'll go for dinner with you," Penny responded.
"What time should I come over?" Sheldon asked.
"Usually the girl goes to the guy's place, but since I'm the one driving come over at six," Penny said.
"Alright I will see you at six," Sheldon said as he turned towards his own apartment.
"Okay see you later," Penny said closing the door in confusion and exhaustion.
When Sheldon re-entered his apartment he found Leonard standing in the kitchen.
"Where were you?" Leonard asked curiously.
"Well this is awkward," Sheldon said.
"What's awkward?" Leonard asked.
"Well you asked me where I was," Sheldon began to explain. "Which is awkward because I was just over at Penny's asking her out. Isn't it typically awkward when one friend asks another friend's dream girl who they have been obsessing over for years out?"
"What? You what?" Leonard asked.
"See awkward," Sheldon responded.
"Why?" Leonard asked.
"Well if you bring it down to science she is a perfect candidate to have children with. She's attractive, located right across the hall; I talk to her on a daily basis. Plus if we start seeing each other now we can produce at least one smart baby before she deals with menopause," Sheldon said casually.
"You realize that we're talking about a human right?" Leonard asked.
"Yes, if Penny were a robot then she wouldn't be so moody," Sheldon responded.
"And what did she say?" Leonard asked.
"Well at first she was confused; I don't know why I explained in simple words. But once I explained it to her she agreed, I'm meeting her at six to go out for dinner," Sheldon said.
"And why didn't you tell me about this first?" Leonard asked.
"Because I knew that you would react in this fashion. Now if you'll excuse me you're cutting into my sleep cycle. I don't want to be tired for getting to know my baby mama better. I'm going back to bed," Sheldon said before exiting the room towards his bedroom.
Leonard stood still in shock.
"Sheldon and Penny, Sheldon using the term 'baby mama', I must be asleep, it has to be a nightmare," Leonard said to himself as headed back towards his own bedroom. "What would their couple name be anyways? Pelly, that's ridiculous!"
A/N: Hope you like this! This is just a quick prologue, the actual date will come soon! Please review if you like this and I'll be more likely to update quickly. Thanks for reading! Sorry this chapter is so short, upcoming ones will be longer. :D