A/N Well my first Supernatural story ever so please be gentle. There are lots of them there in my head but this one just can't leave my head and since there is Christmas and I promised myself that I will post all my stories this new year as a New Year's resolution I just keep a promise to myself.
I proofread it like 10 times but since English isn't my first language I apologize for all the mistake and I will be very happy if you write to me if you spot same (I do not have a beta reader)
I do not own Supernatural (but oh I wish I did)
CHAPTER 1
-I swear to God if you say one more word I will fudging kill you – really angry Dean was glaring at Sam tangled in Christmas lights silently wondering if the inventor of this damn thing specially made it to tangle itself with every move. Once again he wondered how he ended up in this situation. Only yesterday he was happily preparing himself to sleep over Christmas, just two days of not doing anything, drinking and sleeping in this hectic time was much-needed. Then very angry and frustrated Bobby called half yelling half begging that the boys must come to his place for Christmas because he was in the middle of a situation. Well, they hopped in the car and five hours later, two of which took traffic jams (people were driving home for Christmas and did not understand emergency calls) they finally parked in front of a rusty house. But it wasn't so rusty any more, there was wrath at the door and Christmas lights at the porch. It should have been the clue, the one that should send them flying back to the car and far away but unfortunately they did not get it in time.
As soon as they step over the threshold there were voices and commotion and smells of Christmas. They had only time to look at each other in wonder when much panicked Bobby came to great them. –So glad you came – he whispered – she is going to kill me. At that moment said mystery threat in the form of Ellen Harvelle came into view.
- Oh they you are – she huffed – finally, there are so many things to do. So grab Christmas decorations and help deal with the tree in the living room.
Both Sam and Dean were just staring at her with their mouth half-opened. What the hell is this? Dean was wondering. Putting up the Christmas tree was the thing that messed up his sleeping plan?
- Well not just stand there – she barked – get moving.
Dean snapped first just looked at Bobby and mouthed "What the hell?" Bobby made very unhappy face but just gestured them to go to the living room. When they went inside they saw very big mess, well huge one. In the middle of the room was a Christmas tree, everywhere around there were boxes, packets, tinsel, wreath pieces and two very unhappy looking creatures one in a trench coat and one looking like an elf judging by the green and red outfit and lots of tinsel around her. Well at closer look it was Jo trying to untangle herself from a bunch of red and green tinsel and Cas was trying to help making her even more tangled. For a moment Dean thought for just running, he wasn't ready to see her, not to mention talking to her after all that happened. But seeing her poor attempt of freeing herself he just felt sorry of her.
- It's getting better and better – said Sam and looked at Dean, he did not know half of the story that happened between those two but he had a pretty good idea as usual his brother was a jerk was his number one option.
- Don't tell – answered Dean and rushed forward to help untangled Jo before Cas would have a chance to strangle her – ok you angelic engineer just stop, you make it worse.
- Oh Dean – said Jo turning to face him half relived half surprised – you came, I was thinking you aren't into Christmas.
- I'm not, Bobby called said it was an emergency – told Dean trying to find the beginning of that stupid tinsel by pulling randomly at it, he just gasped irritated – OK put your hands up.
- Well it is – she answered holding her arms up helping him taking off the tangled stuff, Jo was trying very hard not to think what else he was removing from her at the same way other time, she could swear she was blushing vivid red when Dean was pulling that damned tinsel off of her and she was so glad that it was half dark in the living room – my mom went crazy. She dragged me here bright and early today, she took hostage of Bobby's kitchen, he threatened him to call you guys and here we are. She was babbling she knew but he was just so close.
- Yes – said a voice from behind, a very Ellen like voice – here we are and if I don't see the Christmas tree decorated and this mess cleaned up I swear THEN I will go crazy, now I'm just trying to make Christmas for you lot.
After that she went out of the room and the people inside just looked helplessly at each other. And that was what got Dean in that mess in the first place. So now he was standing in the middle of the room fighting with the Christmas lights with Sam trying to put them around the tree. Jo was decorating the tree with all the ornament she could find in the dusted boxes she found in the attic of Bobby's house. They got rid of Cas after the incident which involved said Christmas lights, electricity and water from a misplaced bowl. Well let's just say they all were very happy that angels couldn't be electrocuted and they saved most of the tree branches from fire. After that they sent Cas to the kitchen where half an hour later they heart scream and crashing pottery. Next thing a very confused looking angel came back to living room and Dean sensing another disaster looming around said he just sit down and watched when the first star would appear so they knew when there was time to sit to Christmas dinner. It did the trick.
And finally Dean was free from Christmas lights, Sam attached the angel (no, not Cas, an artificial angel) at the tree top and all the boxes were taken away by Bobby where they came from. Very tired Dean, Sam and Jo were standing in the middle of the Bobby's living room tired but happy that they survived that fight. Then Cas was on his feet yelling that there was a star and Ellen came to the room asking for help with the dishes. Sam went to help her, followed by Cas who was rambling about stars and dinners and angels at the Christmas tree which in his opinion wasn't the best place for an angel to perch because it's very uncomfortable. Dean and Jo were still standing in the middle of the room not really knowing what they should do with themselves. They look at each other at the same time and smile.
- You have tinsel in your hair – said Dean looking in her eyes and reaching to take it out. And the time stopped.
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