Hi all!!! This is the first of my reincarnated scriptfics. Which means that took it off because of the mere format its in, and now I've reformatted it at last!!!! But still, taking off all scriptfics is the stupidest idea in the history of anything.

WRAITHES ON WINGS AIRLINES!

"Welcome to Wraithes on Wings Airlines. We hope you enjoy your flight today. Please note that the fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on, and-HOLY CRUD!! THE HEDGEHOG'S GOT MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee........" said the mysterios voice on the intercom, that was probably a pilot.

"Good.", said the random hedgehog sitting behind Sam and Frodo.

"So Mr. Frodo," said Sam, looking up from his Better Hobbit Holes and Gardens magazine, "Where are you headed?"

"Gandalf and I are going to Rohan to see the sights." Frodo lowered his voice to a whisper. "Then we're going to the Shire, for the reformatting of What They Should Have Done."

"Oh," said Sam cheerily. "I'm going into hiding. Bunny Hooded Bombchu's after me, along with a group of assorted Redwall charecters."

Suddenly, Frodo ducked down, dragging Sam with him. "Shut up! Gandalf's coming. He doesn't know about reformatting WTSHD."

"So?"

"Watch." Then, Frodo stood up and called to Gandalf. "Hoy! Gandalf!"

"Yes, my hobbity friend?" said Gandalf, happily waving.

"Uhh...Hypothetically, what would you do if BHB decided to reformat What They Should Have Done?" asked Frodo.

"I'd take my anger out of you by ripping out your intestine and whipping you with it." then Gandalf goes all creepy like. "No one would escape my wrath. NO ONE!!!!!!!! Sauron would get the ring, and I'd stuff all the hobbits with sausages and EAT THEM!!! And Bunny Hooded Bombchu...heheheheh...she'd-"

"Ok then, thats good to know." said Frodo, once again turning to Sam. "See what I mean?"

"Oh crud, here comes BHB."

Sure enough, yours truly was running about the plane, with an otter and a badger. "My Gollum abuser senses are tingling!!  C'mon, mates!"

The badger, named Cregga Rose Eyes, tested her battle axe aganst her paw. "I just hope you found the right plane."

"I'm never wrong!" said Bunny Hooded Bombchu, triumphantly.

The otter, whose name was Deyna, objected. "Remember that one time when we were hunting Faramir and you-"

"There's Sam!!"

"HELP ME!!!!!" cried dumb ol' Sam as BHB grabbed him and pulled him into the mysterious back room of the plane.

Several screams were heard, and BHB walked out, covered in blood. "Another Smeagol abuser down!"

Then the Ringwraithe pilot guy runs out of the...place where pilots...pilot? (if you lived with my little brother, you'd be stupid too.) Anyway, he runs out, chased by a hedgehog wearing an apron. Yes, this hedgehog is none other then HEDGEWIFE MYRTLE THE PUNISHER!!!! Screaming blue murder, the pilot guy jumps of the plane, Myrtle following close behind.

And then Frodo says what everyones thinking. "But, if theres no pilot guy, then whos flying the plane?"

"..."

AND THE PLANE EXPLODES IN A BLAST OF FIERY FIRE!!!!!!!

Dee end. For now. Theres other chapters to reformat. Please review.