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"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit They all deserve to die. No, we all deserve to die. And I'll never see Johanna I will have vengeance.
and it's filled with people who are filled with shit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...
Tell you why, Mrs Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two.
There's the one staying put in his proper place
and the one with his foot in the other one's face.
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.
Even you, Mrs Lovett, even I.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief.
For the rest of us death will be a relief.
We all deserve to die.
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
All right! You sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too, sir? Welcome to the grave.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No one's in the chair, come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. Waiting. I want you bleeders."
"Oh, I know how you feel."
Surprised, Sweeney turned and saw a tall man standing there, wearing a long brown coat with the yellow ticket of leave in his hand.
He'd been listening to the song while all the other people here had just ignored him. They were used to him and Mrs Lovett starting to sing at random moments. He had never seen the man before in his life so why had he started talking to Sweeney while he had been at the best part of the song?
If there was one thing Sweeney hated more than the 'great' Judge Turpin, it was when someone interrupted him while he was singing.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't even introduce myself. Who am I? Who am I? I'm Two Four Six O ONE! My friends call me Jean."
"Okay... I'm not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now, Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge."
"Revenge? I never thought about revenge... But it doesn't matter, Javert committed suicide in the name of the stars. Who do you plan to take revenge on?"
Sweeney narrowed his eyes and began to sing once more.
"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it-"
"Okay, okay! I just want you to tell me the name!"
"Oh, right. Well, his name is Richard Turpin and he stole my daughter after he raped my wife and threw me into prison."
"Wow. Hey, you know what? I'm in the mood for revenge. Do you want me to help you?"
"Sure, why not."
Together, the now best friends killed Judge Turpin and freed Johanna, who then eloped with Anthony. After having had the revenge Sweeney had wanted, even if it wasn't the way he had imagined it to be, they decided to drink a beer together.
They sat in the Leaky Cauldron and talked about how unfair the world was.
Jean told his friend, "Turpin accused me of a crime I didn't commit and I was sent to prison for fifteen years."
"Oh my God, that's awful! I had to go to prison for 19 years only because I stole a bit of bread."
At that moment a third man joined them.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. I shouldn't be here right now because everyone thinks I'm a mass murderer. I was also falsely accused and had to stay in Azkaban for twelve years before I could escape. All I now want is to get my revenge."
"Really? We just got our revenge by killing Judge Turpin. It was fun!"
"What? You killed Snape? That's great! But there's still Wormtail, the one who is responsible for my imprisonment. Do you think you could help me with him?"
Jean and Sweeney grinned.
"Ok, let's go."
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