moi first story peoplez yous hate NO!
Gwen she love da Duncan. Da Duncan is beautiful. He is da hottest Duncan dere ever was.
WOOHOO, LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
"Baby, I lolz you, I mean luvz you," says Duncan as his mohawk turns purple like cheese.
"I LIKE. YAS TOO!" yells Gwen cause she is do so so so excited that she has to yell. She yells more. nmore. nmore. nmore.
Duncan makes out with. a brroomstick, then he realizez makinout with Gwenny is do much better, so his that.
"Funcan you sly dog!" says Gwen cause she feels like it. 0.O. Then they make out more and live happily forever before after! YAYS!
I know you loved it. Yay. Reviews or else, BUM BUM BUN!