A Marth Story
I don't own SSBM
Chapter One- War- What is it Good For?
"Hey, man!" shouted Roy to Marth as they stepped out of the battlefield. "Great job. I'm never gonna take you on in the Hyrule Temple again!" He put his gloved hand on Marth's shoulder and smiled at his friend. "Hey, man, what's up?"
"Look." Sighed Marth, pointing. Roy followed Marth's finger and saw Link talking to Zelda while holding her hands. "Ahh…" replied Roy. "Never have quite gotten over her, have you?" "No." sighed the prince, looking down at the floor. "Why can't I?" he asked Roy, grabbing his friend by the collar. "WHY CAN'T I GET OVER HER? WHY? WHY?"
"Sorry." He said, putting Roy back on the ground and walking off to his dorm. "Sheesh." Thought Roy, looking at Marth's cloak. "Hey, Zelda, can I talk to you, please?" he asked. Link brought his hand around Zelda's midsection and the two lovers walked over to Roy. "Alone." Sighed Roy. Zelda gave Link a look, and Link fell back.
"Look, you've got to break up with Link and get together with Marth. He's too stressed." He said, looking her in the eyes. Zelda looked at him, sighed, and then slapped Roy. "What the heck was that for?" shouted Roy, clutching his cheek. "Because Marth's an uncaring jerk." She said. Roy put his hand on his sword's tip, Link grabbed his boomerang, and Zelda prepared to transform into Sheik. Roy looked at the two, turned, and walked away.
Roy slammed the door to his dorm shut, then turned on the television. He grabbed the remote, and sighed to himself, "Good Lord, she's so stubborn."
At the same time, Zelda walked away from Link's dorm and went to go talk to Mewtwo. As she raised her hand to knock, Mewtwo opened the door. "What now?" he sighed. Zelda came to him for advice practically every day. "Look, I need some advice on…" began Zelda. "Love." Finished Mewtwo. "Sorry, can't help you. Go see Falcon, he's had plenty of experience."
Zelda, with nothing better to do, decided to visit Falcon. "Hey, Zelda." He said when he opened the door. "Wanna come in?" he asked, grabbing her rear. Zelda smirked and transformed into Sheik. It took Falcon about two seconds to figure out what he was doing. "Yuck!" he shouted. "You've made your point. So, what do you want?"
"Ah, the prince versus the hero, eh?" he asked when she finished. "Go for the prince." He advised. "Ciao!" he shouted, slamming the door. Zelda sighed, and walked to her dorm.
"It's hopeless." Thought Marth, turning off his DVD. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. "Probably Fox and Falco after one of their drinking contests, complaining about the hands." He thought, walking to the door. When he opened the door, however, his jaw dropped to the floor.
I don't own SSBM
Chapter One- War- What is it Good For?
"Hey, man!" shouted Roy to Marth as they stepped out of the battlefield. "Great job. I'm never gonna take you on in the Hyrule Temple again!" He put his gloved hand on Marth's shoulder and smiled at his friend. "Hey, man, what's up?"
"Look." Sighed Marth, pointing. Roy followed Marth's finger and saw Link talking to Zelda while holding her hands. "Ahh…" replied Roy. "Never have quite gotten over her, have you?" "No." sighed the prince, looking down at the floor. "Why can't I?" he asked Roy, grabbing his friend by the collar. "WHY CAN'T I GET OVER HER? WHY? WHY?"
"Sorry." He said, putting Roy back on the ground and walking off to his dorm. "Sheesh." Thought Roy, looking at Marth's cloak. "Hey, Zelda, can I talk to you, please?" he asked. Link brought his hand around Zelda's midsection and the two lovers walked over to Roy. "Alone." Sighed Roy. Zelda gave Link a look, and Link fell back.
"Look, you've got to break up with Link and get together with Marth. He's too stressed." He said, looking her in the eyes. Zelda looked at him, sighed, and then slapped Roy. "What the heck was that for?" shouted Roy, clutching his cheek. "Because Marth's an uncaring jerk." She said. Roy put his hand on his sword's tip, Link grabbed his boomerang, and Zelda prepared to transform into Sheik. Roy looked at the two, turned, and walked away.
Roy slammed the door to his dorm shut, then turned on the television. He grabbed the remote, and sighed to himself, "Good Lord, she's so stubborn."
At the same time, Zelda walked away from Link's dorm and went to go talk to Mewtwo. As she raised her hand to knock, Mewtwo opened the door. "What now?" he sighed. Zelda came to him for advice practically every day. "Look, I need some advice on…" began Zelda. "Love." Finished Mewtwo. "Sorry, can't help you. Go see Falcon, he's had plenty of experience."
Zelda, with nothing better to do, decided to visit Falcon. "Hey, Zelda." He said when he opened the door. "Wanna come in?" he asked, grabbing her rear. Zelda smirked and transformed into Sheik. It took Falcon about two seconds to figure out what he was doing. "Yuck!" he shouted. "You've made your point. So, what do you want?"
"Ah, the prince versus the hero, eh?" he asked when she finished. "Go for the prince." He advised. "Ciao!" he shouted, slamming the door. Zelda sighed, and walked to her dorm.
"It's hopeless." Thought Marth, turning off his DVD. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. "Probably Fox and Falco after one of their drinking contests, complaining about the hands." He thought, walking to the door. When he opened the door, however, his jaw dropped to the floor.