heya babes, this fic was inspired by my dear friend, dolce. please thank her for this satan fanfiction. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dr. Phil was sure he'd seen everything under the sun.
Pregnancy was no light topic but his show's staging sure put it under that spectrum.
However, this was the first time he'd ever seen a man pregnant. Sure, it happened in yaoi fanfictions all the time but did this ever tread into real life? Let's go with yes for obvious reasons.
Germany wasn't so surprised, him and Itay did it all the time! They did it in the car, in the kitchen, and even on the floor! He hadn't thought about anything but Italy's genitals since World War II! Prussia, Germany's brother, also had vigor when it came to sexing up their Italian friend.
However, since they both did it SO often it was hard to tell whom's baby it was when Italy had said, "PRUSSIA, GERMANY, I'M PREGnANt!"
"ITACHAN!" Prussia dinosaur screeched.
"I tHINK IT WaS GERMONEY'S BABY!"
Dr. Phil's eyes were red from laser beaming them silent. "Listen here, I'm gonna need you guys to be honest. Who was the last one to have sex with.. the pregnant man!?"
Germoney stepped forward, he was like, being bad ass and stuff so he said, "Me. I'm a manly man and I did it."
Prussia dinosaur screeched. "ITACHAN WHY!?"
Then they spoke in German and recalled all that sexy time and stuff that I'm not writing.
Dr. Phil was so confused he hopped on his pet unicorn who twerked away.
In that minute, Prussia's cellphone rang and he answered it. "There's been a threat," the person on the other line said.
Prussia also twerked down the halls to defuse the fire started by the laser beams.
In the end, it all turns out Dr. Phil was wrong- Italy wasn't pregnant! But Prussia and Germany ended up realizing they should have a fab threesome.
END.
wow, what the fuck did i even just write?
anyways, this isn't my full potential and i don't own hetalia or any of the characters.
and dr. phil and his show is in no way associated with me or this fanfiction.