Fixing what is broken.
Warnings: Sasunaru, One Sided SasuIno, mentions of NaruTema, possible kakairu(undecided) and possible other one sided.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
"Naruto, meet Fugaku and Mikoto's son Sasuke," his mother Kushina introduced. The young blue eyed blond boy walked right up to black haired boy. Naruto looked into Sasuke's black eyes.
"It's good to meet you," Naruto told Sasuke.
"It's 'nice' to meet you," Kushina corrected. Naruto looked to his mother and nodded.
"Hn, dobe," Sasuke replied to Naruto. Mikoto gasped then lightly hit Sasuke on the back of his head causing him to pout.
"You do not use such language Sasuke!" she told him.
"Pff you're a teme Sasuke!" Naruto yelled at him. Now it was Kushina's turn.
"NARUTO!" she shouted at him. "That's it," she said snapping, she dragged the two boys away by pulling on their ears. Mikoto paled when she realized that her violent friend was going to discipline two children for cussing. Mikoto followed after them. She peaked into the bathroom to see Kushina shoving bars of soap into their mouths. Mikoto paled even further.
"K-k-Kushina please tell me that is non toxic," Mikoto asked hopefully. Kushina smirked and looked into the two boy's faces and shrugged.
"I don't know, but either way they will learn, after all, if they die of poisoning they will definitely learn their lesson," she said evilly to the thee year olds. Sasuke pulled out the soap from his mouth.
"You can't do that! Killing is illegal!" Sasuke told her. Kushina's evil smirk got wider.
"I can simply say I didn't know the two of you ingested the soap," she said before shoving the soap back into Sasuke's mouth. The two boys looked fearful. "If either of you dare take out the soap again I will make sure you have a bar of soap in your mouth everyday for one hour for the next three weeks," Kushina threatened. The two boys nodded. Kushina left the bathroom with Mikoto and they took a seat in the living room. Kushina sighed.
"I didn't know Naruto had even heard a cuss word before," Kushina said sighing.
"But the soap is non-toxic right?" Mikoto asked again feeling worried. Kushina laughed.
"You think I would put toxic soap in their mouths? Ok I would, but only if they were behaving badly enough but I wouldn't kill them," Kushina explained then mumbled something that sounded like 'too easy.' The two sat and relaxed in silence for two minutes, then heard giggling from the bathroom.
Kushina immediately stood up walked to the bathroom. Mikoto paled for the third time in ten minutes. Kushina opened the door to see the two laughing and chasing each other around the bathroom. Kushina would have smiled if it weren't for the fact that the bars of soap were on the counter.
"SASUKE! NARUTO!"
Sasuke POV
I turned to look out the window. It was snowing again. I bet Naruto was smiling, he loved snow. I turned my head back to the teacher. He was explaining what was going to be on the next exam but I really couldn't care less. I always get 100% no matter what so why should I care? The teacher turned back to the board and I felt Naruto poke me. I looked over to him and he passed me a note. I opened it and read; Hey! I'm coming over after school! I looked over to Naruto and nodded. Although I knew my face didn't show it… I was kind of happy that he was coming over. I got to be one of the last people to see Naruto before he left on vacation. Not only that, but it also gave me an excuse to avoid my clingy girlfriend.
At the end of the day I walked to my locker and put all of my books in my backpack. I walked out of the building quickly, I knew if I didn't get out there quickly enough I would never hear the end of how I made him wait for 'hours.' He always exaggerated everything. I opened one of the school's front doors and left looking for Naruto. I spotted him in our usual place, except he was chatting with Temari. It's not like that's anything new, they were dating. Ok, they weren't officially dating but I think that may just be because even though he is good friends with Gaara, he might still want to kill Naruto. As I walked towards them Temari hugged him then ran off to her brothers' car. Soon we both headed off to my house.
Normal POV
Naruto smiled as he walked with Sasuke. Naruto's favorite things to do were to hang out with Sasuke and his family. They were strange and funny to him. The pair silently walked to Sasuke's house both deep in thought.
"Sasuke I…" like you.
"Huh? What is it Naruto?" Sasuke asked Naruto, whom was interrupting his thoughts.
"Never mind!" Naruto replied shaking his head. He didn't want to say it. If he did he and Sasuke would be avoiding each other for as long as physically possible until their parents forced them to fix it. Avoiding each other was something Naruto certainly didn't want to do. Besides, Sasuke had a girlfriend. Sasuke sighed.
"Don't you dare be hiding anything from me, I'll kick your ass dobe," Sasuke told him bluntly. Naruto smirked.
"You think you can kick my ass? Yeah right!" Naruto replied.
"I think someone has forgotten what happened when we were in Martial arts," Sasuke commented.
"Oh shut up! You cheated!" Naruto accused.
"Really? I was never informed you could cheat at Martial arts," both heads turned to the new voice.
"Yo Itachi!" Naruto greeted. "Kick any puppies lately?"
"No, but I ate six babies," Itachi replied without changing his expression.
"Oh! New high score! That doubles Sasuke's three!" Naruto congratulated as the three walked into the Uchiha home. "Gentle mommy Mikoto!" Naruto exclaimed before hugging Mikoto.
"How are you Naruto?" she asked chuckling. Naruto smiled.
"I've been great, how has the Uchiha abode been?" Naruto replied.
"Wow you know the word abode, I'm shocked," Sasuke replied and Itachi nodded in agreement.
"Teme!" Naruto shouted glaring.
"Don't make me ask Kushina to bring over your soaps," Mikoto warned them. A tall brown haired and black eyed man walked into the room.
"What's all the noise about?" he asked.
"Calm daddy Fugaku! How are you?" he asked. Fugaku sighed and ruffled Sasuke and Naruto's hair.
"Quiet down, we don't need to annoy the neighbors," he ordered.
"Bloody Habanero mommy and Lecturing Daddy won't mind," Naruto replied. The room was silent and he noticed Sasuke's smirk. "I- I meant my dead sexy parents who all of my friends and I think are badass won't mind cause they're cool!"
"Nice try," Minato said with a sigh while shaking his head. "I'm sorry but we have to go now,"
"But I just got here!" Naruto whined.
"Naruto, you're so lucky to be going on vacation, and you don't have an evil older brother to piss you off, plus I heard-" Sasuke whispered something into Naruto's ear then pulled back, "So dobe just go and call when you get there," Sasuke convinced Naruto. He felt bad for Minato and Kushina; it was partially his fault Naruto didn't want to leave.
"Fine I'll go," Naruto replied with a pout.
"You'd think we would be asking you to go with us to watch pain dry on walls with the way you act," Minato said with a sigh. Finally they were able to get Naruto to go.
Naruto sat in the backseat of his mother's black car. Next to him was his uncle Jiraiya. In the front seat sat his mother, Kushina whom was driving and his father Minato. The traffic report on the radio said something about icy roads. Naruto looked to Jiraiya whom was asking him a question.
"Naruto you should read my new icha icha! It would be perfect for you! It's based off of you and you're crush, although I did make quite a few changes…" Jiraiya explained.
"Don't make me kill you," Kushina threatened him.
"We don't need you giving Naruto any porn, let him keep his innocent mind," Minato asked his brother. Naruto sighed.
"I'll read your book if you make me a copy with no porn," Naruto told Jiraiya, truth be told, as a high school boy he really wouldn't mind reading porn, the fact just stood that his parents would never let him.
"But that would cut the book down to only 300 pages maximum!" Jiraiya whined.
"How many pages are there total?" he questioned.
"Nine hundred thirty six," Jiraiya answered automatically. Suddenly there was a screeching of tires and then Naruto felt like he was falling. Jiraiya reached out and hugged his nephew protectively. The next thing heard throughout the night was the shattering of glass and an ambulance.
To be continued…
