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Poker Night
Prologue

Cloud decides one day to host a poker night for all his friends and so he calls each of them. Dear Friends, I invite you all to a poker night to swap stories, get drunk, and play poker. I hope you all will attend

Cloud

Cloud sends out all of the notes, and hopes that everyone will come

Tifa: Sounds like fun a good chance to hook up with Cloud (Evil Laugh)

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Barret: Poker? Haven't played that since I was... wait I've never played it. Ah who cares? I'll go anyway.

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Red XIII: Doesn't poker require hands? (thinks for a moment) It is a chance to see all my old friends again. So I shall attend.

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Aeris: Yay Cloud invited me. Watch out Tifa, Aeris is commin' to town. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cid: Cool, spikey- ass is throwin a poker game. Hey Shera wanna come? Shera: Sure.(what will I wear)
Vincent: A poker game? What the hell is poker? (sigh) I'll go anyway.
Sephiroth: Hey Zack we're goin to a poker game! Zack: Really? Who invited us? Sephiroth: Cloud Zack: Cool haven't seen him since I died Sephiroth: And Aeris will be there... Oh what will I wear?! Zack: The only pair of clothes that you own you idiot. Sephiroth: Hey Zack don't mess with me I got a masamune and Cloud took yours so watch it! Zack: Tch, Fine

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Rufus: Cloud wants to go to a poker game Scarlet: Haven't played poker since I was 42 Rufus: How old are you now? Scarlet: That's really none of your business Rufus: Tell me right now I'm your president (Scarlet bonks him on the head with a chair) Rufus: Owwwwwwwww sorry I asked Scarlet: KyahKyahahahahahahahahahaha, men their such idiots Rufus: Hey you Turks wanna come? Elena: You know I'm going. Rude: ...... Rufus: I'll take that as a yes. Rude: ........ Rufus: Is that all you can say? Rude: ........ Rufus: This is why I hate talking to you, anyway Reno wanna come? Reno: Will there be beer? Rufus: It says get drunk so I'm assuming there's alcohol Reno: SWEET! I'm there
Cloud: I hope they all come ( Knock on the door) Cloud: Wonder who it is???

(BAUM BAUM BAUM) How do you like it? Plz review The more mature humor will come later.. Plz R+R