Digidestined Chronicles: Bam's average morning
Bam woke up yawning. He always woke up early, so he never needed an alarm clock. Samson jumped out of bed and turned on his iPod. Putting in his ears, he jammed out as he got dressed, he then turned it off and leaped downstairs, for he was an excellent jumper. "Morning, Mom and Pops! How's life treating you?" the optimistic skater asked his folks. "Well, the stock market's gone down the shitter, my boss passed me up a promotion and I'm starting to enter my midlife crisis. I'd say life's going well for me," Bam's father cheerfully said. Bam laughed and said, "That's why I'm glad you're my Dad: you always look at life with a positive outlook, no matter what! How about you, Mom?" Bam's mom stated, "Well, we all need to take lessons in learning Microsoft Excel so we can get work done, but otherwise, I'm doing fine." "Aw, geez, Mom, you don't need to take a college course," Bam said as he drank his OJ and ate his Rice Krispies, "You can just ask me for help. It'll save you money." "Of course, Samson-" "Mom, We go through this all the time, I'm just Bam!" "Sorry, Bam. I'm just glad you're always willing to help out." Bam looked at his watch and said "Looks like I gotta jet. See ya when I return?" "As always son!" "Bye Bam! I love you," his mom called out. "Love you too, Mom!" Bam said as he walked out the door to school.