This is my first fic in TELETUBBIES! So, bear with it if it is sucks!

Disclaimer: I owned nothing!

Chapter 1

Tinky_Winky bad day…..

Tinky_Winky: Eh-Oh!(waves)

Lala:Eh-Oh Tinky_Winky!(hugs)

Tinky_Winky: Eh-oohhhhh…….(blush)

Dipsy appears…..

Dipsy:Eh-oh Tinky-WTF!

Lala: Eh-oh Dipsy!

Tinky_winky: Eh-oh Dipsy!

Dipsy: Arr….(pukes)

Narrator: What is happening here?

Dipsy: Lala hug Tinky_Winky!(show middle finger)

Lala: Lala hug!(laughs)

Tinky_winky: Where is Po?

Narrator: Why not you three find Po?

All: Eh-oh!

Po appears……

All: Eh-oh Po!

Po: Shut the hell up! I hate that "eh-oh' sounds! You three are suckers!

Tinky_Winky: Po bad!

Po: Stupid English!(push Tinky_Winky aside)

Tinky_Winky: HUUAAAAA(cries)

Narrator: that is not a good way to treat your friend!

Po: So what you moron! You can kick my ass!

Narrator: That's it! I quit! You know what! What Po says is correct! You three sucks!

Dipsy: Yoyoyoyo! Wass up with you? You fucker!

Lala: Fucker?

Dipsy: Shut up!!!!! (pull her head)

Lala: AAARRRR……

Po:…..Sucks…..

Tinky_Winky: Story….???

Lala: lala want to see!!

Po: Why the hell our tummy has the stupid tv screen?

Dipsy: We are supernatural!(jumps)

Po: Watever…(roll her eyes)

They all leaves the room….

Outside….

Po: Hey, where the hell is the narrator?

Dipsy: Hey NARRATOR! I HAVE PORNO MAGAZINES! SEE!!

Narrator: Where? Where?

Lala: Porno?

Tinky_winky: EEWWWW……

Narrator: You trick me Dipsy!

Dipsy: LOSER!

Po: that is the good what!!

Lala: haha?

Tinky_Winky: You so stupid!

Lala: Stupid?

Po: Man!

Narrator: Hey, I'm sick of this Teletubbies stuff! Hey, I have an idea! We make a show!

Po: Yea!

Dipsy: Hehehe(reading and flipping a porno magazine) WOW!(drooling)

Lala: EH-OH! Eh-OH!

Dipsy: Wanna try Lala?

Tinky_Winky: Don't corrupt her!(Kick Dipsy)

Narrator: So, Kids! Welcome to TelleShow!

Kids: Yea!!!!

Narrator: Today, Tinky _winky will say something!

Tinky_winky: Arrr….me?

Narrator: Yea you!

Po: You too damn slow! Ok kids! Today is Tinky Winky birthday!

Dipsy: Yea(do Breakdance)

Kids: Yea!!!!!!

Lala: Birthday?

Po: …..stupid……

Dipsy: So today, what we will learn is alphabet ABC!

Kids: Yea….

Lala: ABC?

Dipsy: You moron! Shut Up!

Lala: Moron?

Po: Fuck you!

Lala: Fuck you?

All: Whatever!

Po: So, the first letter is…..

Kids: A!!!!

Dipsy: Yea! So What is A stand for:

Tinky_winky: I know! I know!(jumping)

Po: You cannot answer because you are part of us! You are not the kids!

Dipsy: Anyone?

Silence…

Po: You kids are fuckin asshole morons! Its Anus!

Kids: ANUS!

Dipsy: Yes!

Narrator: WTF!

Dipsy: Shut up NARATTOR!

Po: So what B stands for?

Silence……

Dipsy: Its breasts!

Kids: Oh…..

Tinky_Winky: Ewwww

Po: So wad is C stands for?

Silence…..

Dipsy: The boys should know it!

Silence…..

Po: ITS COCK!!!! You all so dumbass!

Kids: COCK!

Dipsy: Yea! You get the hang of that!

Lala: What is anus, breast and cock?

Tinky_winky: you don't have to know it!

Dipsy: so kids! What have you learn?

Silence….

Po: I learn that you have teaching kids is so damn hard!

Dipsy: I learn that I have to gove porno magazine to the Narraor!

Tinky_Winky: I learn that this it is not a good hang out place for my birthday!

Lala: I learn three new words! Anus, breast and cock!

All: hahahaha!

Narattor: I learn that we should close this fuckin show now!

Kids: Awwww!

Dipsy: So until next time on….

All: TELESHOW!

This is sucks! I hate this fic! But anyway, I just want to try it!