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Voldy Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Harry:
Voldy got run over by a reindeer
When he was leaving the ministry
You can say that You-Know-Who is scary
But now you know why I disagree!
He'd been torturing some aurors
That had their wands behind their backs
But dear old Voldy didn't know that
And that's when all the aurors attacked.
Voldemort was blasted backwards
Through the walls the snake-man flew
But he had dropped his wand inside
And he didn't know what to do.
Voldy got run over by a reindeer
When he was leaving the ministry
You can say that You-Know-Who is scary
But now you know why I disagree!
Wormtail found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
And all the Death Eaters wondered
What had killed the weird man dressed in black.
Lucius Malfoy sent out owls
To his son who was at school
And Draco wrote to his father
That it was a reindeer that killed the fool.
(Harry, Ron, Hermione)
Voldy got run over by a reindeer
When he was leaving the ministry
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But we Horcrux hunters, we believe…
Author's note: The characters are property of J.K Rowling, and I don't own Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, either. The Harry Potter song was just me, some time alone, a challenge from HermioneHarry4ever, and some homework that I was putting off.