I don't own these characters
This is just a little idea I had. It's a scene filler from the TOW Rachel's dream & of course it's Mondler, set just when Chandler comes home from the bed and breakfast in Vermont
Scene: Monica & Chandler's apartment, Chandler enters
Chandler: hello? Anyone here? (he sees Monica out on the balcony)
Scene: balcony
Chandler: hey hey I'm home so you can start worshipping me again
Monica: oh sweetie hey (they hug)
Chandler: what are you doing out here . . . with a glass of wine, hm life with me that depressing?
Monica: no I was just thinking about some stuff
Chandler: (sarcastic) hey you're my woman so no thinking! Besides you're a woman, you're brain's smaller than a males therefore what could it possibly compute
Monica: why did I miss you
Chandler: you missed me?
Monica: no not exactly . . . its just, and I realize how incredibly pathetic this sounds so what I say out here stays between us because I have a reputation as a hardass I want to uphold
Chandler: scouts honor baby
Monica: with you gone for a couple of days it kind of brought back all those feelings I felt when you were in Tulsa
Chandler: you do realize I was in Vermont?
Monica: uh huh
Chandler: and I offered to take you with me but you refused
Monica: and thats exactly what happened with Tulsa, you had to go and I didn't put you first, I put me first
Chandler: Mon where's this going?
Monica: you being gone and me not going with you AGAIN just illustrated how self-centered and selfish I am towards you
Chandler: I have never thought of you as self-centered (she stares at him) ok you're a little self-centered but I also know that since we've been together you've slowly let me into your center
Monica: that's true
Chandler: and yes Tulsa wasn't easy but I don't resent you for not going with me, though yes at times when I was there alone and I thought of you back here I'd get a little annoyed but then I'd come home or you'd call and I'd hear your voice and be happy I even can call you mine and all that resentment would just go out the window
Monica: I don't deserve you
Chandler: no not really
Monica( (playfully hits him) you could have said I do deserve you
Chandler: that wouldn't have been as much fun, so where were you . . . oh yes you missed me and couldn't survive
Monica: exactly! My husband was gone two days and I missed him, how fricking pathetic
Chandler: if it makes you feel better I missed you
Monica: no you didn't, when I called you guys yesterday you both sounded scarily hyper
Chandler: that would be the maple candy effect, but when that wore off and I was clinging to the edge of a kingsize bed so I wouldn't touch Ross I missed you, I mean you're both Gellars but damnit you are way more fun to cuddle with
Monica: and you are like a big hot water bottle, seriously the bed without you in it is so cold
Chandler: see we both give some much to each other, you're my constant cuddle-buddy and I'm your hot water bottle and Phoebe says we'll divorce, not likely on that evidence!
Monica: I love you
Chandler: I had an incling
Monica: no seriously I do and I'm sorry I didn't go with you to Tulsa or to the fancy bed and breakfast
Chandler: honey you have nothing to be sorry for (they kiss) oh and I got you presents
Monica: plural?
Chandler: you betcha! (hands her a bag)
Monica: tampons? . . . salt sachets?
Chandler: you are very welcome
Monica: eh its not the worst gift you've ever got me (they kiss)