Normal is Mrs Hudson
Italics is John
John, dear? Are you there?
Yes, Mrs Hudson. How do you like the new phone I got you?
It's a nice present, but this smart phone isn't very smart.
Why not? What's wrong with it?
I keep telling it what I want it to do and it doesn't lunch it.
I'm sorry?
It doesn't lunch it, and it keeps changing what I type as while.
It must be autocorrect, it changes your words to what it thinks it should be.
What? Auto cucumber?
I mean almost correct?
AUTO CORRECT. There, got it know.
NOW.
Can you turn it off for me please Jane?
JOHN.
I don't lunch this much.
Coming, Mrs Hudson.
