Randomness mostly... I was super bored.
Disclaimer: I don't Maximum Ride, JP does and if you thought i was him then you need serious help.
"I love sparkles, and unicorns, and puppies and kitties, and glitter, and happiness! La la-la la-la la," Fang sang happily, as him and the rest of the flock soared through the air.
What the heck is with wrong with Fang? I miss his emo hotness, thought Max, biting her lip as she heard Fang rabble on about which would be cuter a purple or pink unicorn.
"Max, Fang is scaring me!" squealed Angel, flying quickly away from Fang, "His thoughts aren't about darkness and that crap! What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know, sweetie." Max replied, starring wide-eyed at Fang.
The Flock continued flying. Fang started to talk to Nudge about nail polish. It was probably the only conservation in Nudge's life that she didn't say anything during. OMG! Fang will not shut up!, thought a very annoyed Nudge.
Fang switched the the subject of his monologue to ponies. "My biggest dream is to become princess of all ponies!" Fang exclaimed excitedly.
After, flying for a bit. Fang flew up beside Iggy.
"Iggy I love you," whispered (or he thought it was a whisper it was actually more like a shout) Fang. Then, he flew away giggling. (Me: major awkward turtle)
"What the heck!" Iggy and Max screamed at the same time, their eyes the size of quarters.
Fang began to sing happily about unicorns (a song he made up). He was really begining to creep out the rest of the Flock.
Suddenly, a dark figure appeared in the distance. It was too big to be a bird and much too small to be a plane. It was moving surprising fast.
What is that? thought Max squinting at the figure, it's not an Eraser. It kinda looks like... Fang?
"Yo," said the the Fang like figure.
"Max its him, he's totally consumed with darkness and depression and you," Angel telepathed to Max.
"Fang, is that you?" asked Max nervously.
"Yep," replied Fang.
The Flock looked at the giddy Fang then regular Fang then giddy Fang.
"Oh no, I've been discovered!" screamed the fake Fang. Then in a flash of light he disappeared.
"Woah that was sooooooo weird. OMG Fang like where have you been? The fake you was talking about nail polish, singing, and said he loved Iggy," Nudge babbled until Max claped a hand over her mouth so Fang could anwer.
" I saw a light. Now, I'm here" He answered in his normal monotone.
"Weird," they all said
That was short... very short. Please, please, please Review!