It Started With A Toe-Tap
It started as a toe-tap.
Then it turned into a hum.
"Do you think that I can get some, chickie, chickie? Maybe gets a little finga, sticky, sticky?"
Cyclonians were defeated for the day, most chores around the Condor were done (because it was Junko who did them after some sort of persuasion), and all Finn wanted to do was relax.
"You like my electrical lip balm flava? I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya."
Soon Finn was bobbing his head to the obscene lyrics of the song and singing the few parts he knew; there was not very much relaxation time aboard the ship.
"Can I get a little zip, zip, lookie, lookie? Maybe just a little uh-uh, nookie, Nookie? Hey, whatcha say? It doesn't matter anyway, you won't do another 'cause you're getting with me."
It started as a whisper.
Then his voice raised in volume.
"She got the powa, of the hutchie, I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie; and did I mention? Hey, pay attention, gonna take your booty to the nudie dimension. I got the green glow under my car, I got the boom boom system you can hear real far-"
It started as a wiggle or two to the beat.
Then it turned into a jig in his seat.
"What do I have to say, to get inside girl? What do I have to saaaaaaaaaay?"
Oops, that was a little loud.
"Can I get a little yum, yum kitty, kitty? Just a little somethin', somethin', itty-bitty? Do you wanna get triple-X groovy? Gimme, gimme some of that kinda movie."
Finn?
"Let me spin ya like a record, wicky, wicky-" "
Fiii-iinn.
"Let me get you butt-naked, licky-licky-"
Finn!
"Here we go, yo here's the scenario: Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio!"
"Finn!"
The CD player flipped around in Finn's hand as he jumped, knocking his left headphone off his ear entirely and the song stopped with a resounding scratch.
He stared up at Piper, confused at her glaring look.
"…What were you listening to?"
"…Hot Action Cop?"
"Finn," Piper began, massaging the bridge of her nose annoyedly, "Stop making Junko do all your chores."
A/N: Finn strikes me as a musical guy. :B
Song: "Fever For The Flava" - Hot Action Cop