(To the tune of "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup)
Setting: Hogwarts 10 year Reunion
*Drumbeat*
Chorus of Majestic Centaurs:
"Neigh!
Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh.
"Neigh!
Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh.
Neigh!"
Harry:
"Six years
then I left school.
I found the world
unjust and cruel.
as our tears ran dry
for those friends who died
to bring an end to the Dark Lord's rule.
"But still, give peace a chance,
just take a look around and you say, "Merlin's Pants!"
This is the same as where I just came from.
I thought it was over?
Wow, this is great!
"The Wizard World is just as obsessed
with who's the best dressed
and who's good at chess.
Who's got the Galleons?
Who's brash and valiant?
Whose pimped-out dance-robes look like a dress?
"And I'm still the public's savior.
And I still have awesome friends.
Little's changed here but the scale of the wrongs we must mend.
Hogwarts never ends!"
Centaurs:
"Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh.
"Neigh!
Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh.
Neigh!"
Harry:
"Check out the Quibbler today,
You never know what Luna will say.
Headline: "Victor Krum Calls Lovegood 'Scum'
& Malfoy's Latest Ploy to Skew Our Laws is Dumb."
"Since there's peace, the social ladder,
it finally seems a thing that matters.
May not be a perfect end, but for those alive
it doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five…
"Fleur Delacour:
still our Yule Queen.
"And me?
Captain of the Quidditch Team
"Cho Chang?
Head Girl.
"Ron Weasley?
Sorting Hat
"Seen it all before.
Now cue the second act!
"The Wizard World is just as obsessed
with who's the best dressed
and who's good at chess.
Pureblood elitists,
House Elf defeatists,
Moronic leaders out to repress.
"And the light still needs its fighters
as the legislate war begins.
and we all rise against the same lies we faced back then.
Hogwarts never ends!"
Centaurs:
"Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh."
(Harry: Hogwarts never ends!)
*Instrumental*
Harry:
"The Wizard World is just as obsessed
with who's the best dressed
and who's good at chess.
Who's got the Galleons?
Who's brash and valiant?
Whose pimped-out dance-robes look like a dress?
"And my scar still gets me fangirls
and I still have the world's best friends.
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then.
Hogwarts never ends!"
Centaurs:
"Woah-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh...