Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ESCAFLOWNE OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS NOR DO I MAKE ANY MONEY FROM THIS
10 Way's To Kill Allen Schezar
by Leoanda Taylor
A/N: Heyaa, minna-san! This is just something that I thought of when my sister risen-devil-angi (heheheheh! evil grin) asked me to do a Esca or Ravemaster fic. As you can see, I decided on a Esca fic. A reminder, not for Allen lovers, unless you can take it. Hope you enjoy!
Death #1
Allen is stood on a bridge thinking deeply about Hitomi.
Suddenly, a huge beam of blue-light shot down next to him onto the bridge, covering the area in its glittering glow. An evil-grinning Hitomi Kanzaki appeared into the middle of its shinning centre, before teh beam of light left, disappearing into nothing.
"Hitomi!" Allen's eyes lit up as he smiled anxiously at her, not noticing the grin or look.
"Allen! Allen! Thank goodness! I have some horrible news!" The grin never left her face, spreading, as a mechivous glint entered her eyes. Despite her look, her voice was a mask of urgency and terror, almost anxious, like something terrible really had happened.
"What!"
"There aren't any Barbie Beach Houses in stock!" She kept up her urgent voice, trying to keep her laughter from spilling over from the horrified look on Allen's face, so as not to ruin the moment.
"W-W-W-WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As Allen says this, his heart gives out and he falls over the side of the bridge into the water.
Hitomi laughs, "Maybe I should've told him that Cindy's Beach House was in stock?"
A few moments of complete silence.
"NNAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
End.
A/N: Death #1 wasn't as funny as Id've liked it to be, but the others will deffinately be funnier. Hoped you liked it The Grey! (You know who you are!) Agriato for reading. Now if you just click your mouse on the bottom left button/icon and review, that would be great! Bai minna-san!