Chapter one:
OMG!!! NAKAGO'S WEARING A KILT WITH SAURON!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!
Nakago is Mordor and is looking for his lost rubber ducky that is yellow and fuzzy!!!
Nakago: DARN IT!!! Where's my ducky!?
Sauron: Frodo.Frodo Baggins!!!!
Nakago: Damn it..my name isn't Frodo!!!
Sauron: Oh.Sorry!
Nakago: Yeah.sure
Just then Aragorn and Boremire stroll up drunk and in a hang over.
Niji: Yo!! IT'S ARA-SAN!!!!
Niji runs over to Aragorn and kisses him and hugs him as I stand there and watch.
Tsuki: Hey umh.Niji? WHERE'S LEGO-SAN?!
Niji: Ara-chins.Ara-chins.
Sauron: OH GOD DAMMIT!!!! HOW CUM I NEVER GET A GIRL!?
Tsuki points at the tower and says;
Tsuki: Proly cuz' you're a mile tall and ain't gots a mouth!!!!!
Nakago: SO WUT U BASTARD!!!!
Tsuki: Scue' me..I AM A G-I-R-L!!!!
Nakago: So?
Nakago jumps of the tower and his kilt flies upwards. Tsuki: EWW EWW EWW!!! NAKAGO'S WEARING A KILT! GGGGGRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Niji: WUT!? I GOTTA SEE THAT!!!
Tsuki: NIJI!!!
Just then Arwen rides up on a horse and tries to kiss Aragorn.
Niji: HE'S MINE YOU ELFEN, BACK-STABIN, BITCH...!!!
Arwen: SO I AM PROUD OF MYSELFMORTAL!!!
Niji then knocks arwen off her saddled horse and jumps on with Aragorn.
Niji: HIGH HOE SILVER!!! AAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Tsuki then sees Legolas and jumps on his back as they fly away into the clouds off Neverland to see the lost boys and Peter Pan.
Then Niji and Aragorn ride into Rohan and see Aowen..
Niji: YOU BACKSTABIN SWORDSGIRL!!!
Niji then runs over Aowen and grabs gimli and throughs him into the chest of a sumo wrestler and watches as the sumo wrestler sexually molests him to death..
Tsuki and Legolas then say hillo and good bye to peter pan and yells.
Legolas: *DOOGALSCHMOOGIN* U BASTARD!!!
Tsuki: Yeah Peter Pan!!!!
Mean While Nakago runs up the tower and lets down his long gorgous hair for all of the orcs to climb up...then her begins to make out with the eye of Sauron and he becomes pregnant.
*DoogalSchmoogin = kill them all!!!!
OMG!!! NAKAGO'S WEARING A KILT WITH SAURON!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!
Nakago is Mordor and is looking for his lost rubber ducky that is yellow and fuzzy!!!
Nakago: DARN IT!!! Where's my ducky!?
Sauron: Frodo.Frodo Baggins!!!!
Nakago: Damn it..my name isn't Frodo!!!
Sauron: Oh.Sorry!
Nakago: Yeah.sure
Just then Aragorn and Boremire stroll up drunk and in a hang over.
Niji: Yo!! IT'S ARA-SAN!!!!
Niji runs over to Aragorn and kisses him and hugs him as I stand there and watch.
Tsuki: Hey umh.Niji? WHERE'S LEGO-SAN?!
Niji: Ara-chins.Ara-chins.
Sauron: OH GOD DAMMIT!!!! HOW CUM I NEVER GET A GIRL!?
Tsuki points at the tower and says;
Tsuki: Proly cuz' you're a mile tall and ain't gots a mouth!!!!!
Nakago: SO WUT U BASTARD!!!!
Tsuki: Scue' me..I AM A G-I-R-L!!!!
Nakago: So?
Nakago jumps of the tower and his kilt flies upwards. Tsuki: EWW EWW EWW!!! NAKAGO'S WEARING A KILT! GGGGGRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Niji: WUT!? I GOTTA SEE THAT!!!
Tsuki: NIJI!!!
Just then Arwen rides up on a horse and tries to kiss Aragorn.
Niji: HE'S MINE YOU ELFEN, BACK-STABIN, BITCH...!!!
Arwen: SO I AM PROUD OF MYSELFMORTAL!!!
Niji then knocks arwen off her saddled horse and jumps on with Aragorn.
Niji: HIGH HOE SILVER!!! AAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Tsuki then sees Legolas and jumps on his back as they fly away into the clouds off Neverland to see the lost boys and Peter Pan.
Then Niji and Aragorn ride into Rohan and see Aowen..
Niji: YOU BACKSTABIN SWORDSGIRL!!!
Niji then runs over Aowen and grabs gimli and throughs him into the chest of a sumo wrestler and watches as the sumo wrestler sexually molests him to death..
Tsuki and Legolas then say hillo and good bye to peter pan and yells.
Legolas: *DOOGALSCHMOOGIN* U BASTARD!!!
Tsuki: Yeah Peter Pan!!!!
Mean While Nakago runs up the tower and lets down his long gorgous hair for all of the orcs to climb up...then her begins to make out with the eye of Sauron and he becomes pregnant.
*DoogalSchmoogin = kill them all!!!!