A/N: This is a story I came up with when saving the lyrics to Crazy Angel by Kill Hannah. For some reason this pairing is intriguing to me. So, please be nice to me considering I didn't go back and edit this. Also, please don't flame if you don't like the pairing.

Pairing: CraigKenny, because it's hardly anywhere. :)

Summary: What's the craziest thing I've done lately? I've fallen in love with someone who doesn't know that I love him so much it hurts. Slash.

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. If I did, the world would end. Trust me. :) Thankfully, it still belongs to our gods Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

"So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"

If someone asked me that question now, I surely have a response. Not exactly one that you'd expect from someone like me, however, no matter how much of a rebel everyone claims me to be. My name is Craig Matthews, and the craziest thing I've done lately is allow myself to be seduced by a guy. Not just any guy though, that guy was Kenny McCormick, the biggest man-whore in the school. But the sad thing is, I liked it. I liked it a lot. …Because I like him. I'm not sure when it happened, or how, but I do. So when he pulled me into his one bedroom apartment, I couldn't possibly say no. I don't think anyone can resist his charms.

It's serious
I've got to find you when I start to feel this way
You mesmerize me all the time
And I'll hold on 'till tonight
But that's too long
'Cause you're an angel
You're an angel
My crazy angel
My crazy angel…

After that night, it was even harder to stop thinking about him. I knew it was a one-night stand, because that's what Kenny was infamous for. But still... I couldn't help but think it could be something more. That's probably because I'm a selfish bastard and I want him all to myself… because he's incredible. I find myself unable to look away on occasion and curse silently. He'll have noticed. He's usually so observant of his surroundings, even if it looks like he's an ADD case sometimes. Part of me hopes he'll ask me to come to his apartment again… but he probably won't.


So serious I've got to take you home again tonight
'Cause right now you paralyze me with your smile
As your wings discard there feathers on the ground
I see a halo up above you
My crazy angel
My crazy angel

He's smiling at me now. It's breathtaking, really. Who would've thought he'd have such a nice smile because of the life he lived before. It just shows how perfect he is. I want to sleep with him again tonight. It's a consuming feeling that's just threatening to make me explode. He looks like an angel right now. The silky blonde hair, perfect blue eyes like the beautiful arctic waters… I can almost see the feathered wings and golden halo before I blink. I never knew I could be poetic. But yeah, I've come to a decision. As we walk towards home, I pull him into an alley and kiss him with raw need. He smirks and pulls me towards his house, cerulean eyes ablaze with lust.

I hold on so hard
and pray that I won't say something wrong
I look at the stars
and dream that the universe was ours
my crazy angel

I hold him tightly and smirk proudly, because this time he's under me. And he's moaning my name and asking me for more. He's so beautiful.

Afterwards, I stare at him and go to say something, but my voice catches in my throat. He's flushed, panting, tousled and has this goofy grin on his face. I can't help but smile when he says that it was so worth it. I think he said it because he's never had a second time with someone. It's not his style. When I sleep, I dream of my parents accepting it, of me saying things and him smiling and telling me he loves me. I dream that we were okay, and nothing could stand in our way. I dreamt that we were together, and the universe was ours. I dream these things, because he's an angel sent from heaven and he has this kind of an effect on me.

"So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"

What's the craziest thing I've done lately? I've fallen in love with someone who can't stay in one place for too long. Someone who's afraid of commitment because he's not used to praise and attention. Someone who's afraid to love and be loved in return. Someone who believes he's not good enough for anyone and stares weirdly at whoever tells him otherwise. What he doesn't know is that he's wrong. What he doesn't know is that he's perfect.

What he doesn't know is that I love him so much it hurts.

I hold on so hard
and pray that I won't say something wrong
I look at the stars
and dream that the universe was ours
I won't ever stop
my crazy angel

My crazy angel

My crazy angel

My crazy angel…

It's late the next day and the stars are shining brightly. He's laughing and smiling like a little kid because even though the sky is clear, there's a light snowfall. I'm smiling and following him as he dances in the snow because that's all I can do. Suddenly he stops and smiles up at me brightly. I can't help it when I smile and pull him close in a hug, because I've wanted to do it for a long time. I look up and pray that even though I tell him, he won't hate me or anything. I pull back slightly and stare into his confused expression with a serious one of my own.

"Craig…? What's the matter?" He's so sweet it rots my teeth or some gay expression like that.

"Nothing's wrong, Kenny…" I reply.

"Then what's on your mind..?" he asks softly.

"The fact that I love you…" I whisper, brushing some of his blonde locks from his face. He looks at me on the verge of tears and whispers simply, "why?" To which I respond, "Because you're amazing. Like an angel sent from heaven…" A few tears escape down his cheeks and he pulls me into a passionate kiss that makes me question how I ever could've lived without him.

"I-I…" he starts but pauses and looks at me. His cheeks are dusted an endearing shade of red and I smile and pull him into an embrace, resting my chin on his shoulder and nuzzling his cheek.

"Shh… I know…" I reply and sigh contently. My dreams are coming true after all. Kenny McCormick, the only person I've truly set my sights on, is now mine.

I repeat this again to myself because I can't get over how happy it makes me.

He's mine…

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