Just a fun little fic that came from a dream. Thanks to Sally for her
typing and inspiration.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this except for the plot.
Warning: OOC, AU, and some slash pairings.
Reviews are welcomed-flames are accepted, because I don't really give a rat's ass. (if you want to read my pride and joy-it's called The Godmother)
Enjoy!
Lucius and the Pink Trailer
When Lucius left Azkaban, all he had in the world was his son Draco, and a paltry alimony from his ex-wife Narcissa. Upon Lucius' imprisonment, Narcissa decided she no longer wanted to be married to a convict. She divorced him and married the new young chaser of the Chudley Cannons, Marcus Flint. In the divorce settlement, Narcissa gained control of their marital assets (hence Lucius' paltry alimony) and ownership of Malfoy Manner. Though she is cold, Narcissa is not completely black hearted. She knew that Lucius would need some place to live after his release or escape (whichever came first), so she bought Lucius a pink trailer that was relatively cheap. She also secured a spot of land for the trailer to be parked on. This spot happened to be in the trailer park that Arthur Weasley won in a contest. Lucius resigned himself to living in his new pink trailer at Weasley Trailer Park. After he was released, he made a stop at St. Mungo's to visit an old friend.
Lucius had many new experiences in Azkaban. One that he quite enjoyed happened on his third day when he accidentally dropped the soap during his shower. From that day forward, Lucius would often drop his soap, and assist others in picking theirs up. When Lucius went to St. Mungo's to visit his former Slytherin friend, Gilderoy Lockheart, he ran the idea of them living together past him.
The conversation went like this:
Lucius: So I thought that I would spring you out of here, and we could live together. What do you think?
Gilderoy: Who are you again?
Lucius: Lucius Malfoy. We were old schoolmates together, back in the day.
Gilderoy: Uh huh. And who am I?
Lucius: Gilderoy Lockheart. Wizard and first class mental case.
Gilderoy: Oh. Ok. And you want me to move in with you?
Lucius: Yes.
Gilderoy: And you say I enjoy the company of men over women?
Lucius: (nodding enthusiastically) Oh, most definitely. And you've told me on more than one occasion that you prefer giving to receiving.
Gilderoy: (shrugs) Ok. If you say so. Let's go.
So the two lived quite happily in their trailer. Lucius only has to bring out his pimp cane once in a while to keep Gilderoy in line and their slum lord, Arthur Weasley, only bothers them when they're late on the rent. They are now preparing for the summer holidays. Since Narcissa and Marcus recently married, they are going away for the summer. Draco will be spending his holidays at the pink trailer. Tensions are now running high at the pink trailer in preparation for Draco's visit. Gilderoy has been tidying up the trailer (in the French maid outfit that Lucius makes him wear) and Lucius has been mulling over the idea of pimping Draco out for more household income.
Draco approaches the Weasley Trailer Park. Arthur and Ron come out to greet the boy.
"Weasleys," Draco spat.
"Now, now, boy. I'd be a little bit nicer if I were you. Anytime I like, I can throw Daddy Malfoy out on his arse," Arthur says (he now has quite a bit more confidence, due to winning the trailer park, and the wonderful pimp hat he now wears).
"Yes Sir," Draco says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Which way to my Father's trailer?"
"It's the pink one in the back," Arthur replies.
Ron eyes Draco interestedly over his father's shoulder. He has never been so near the hot blonde during summer before. As Draco walks away, Ron thinks, 'Now I get to see him in his swimming trunks. Oh Merlin! I hope he wears Speedos.'
Draco approached the pink trailer, just as Gilderoy leapt out in his French maid outfit.
"Drakie-pooh!" Gilderoy shouted (in the manner of Pansy Parkinson).
Lucius followed him out of the trailer wearing muggle jeans and a wife- beater, wielding his Pimp cane. "Gilderoy, get back in here now!"
Draco shook his head. It's going to be one long summer.
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So reviewers should this be a one shot fic or should I make more chapters?
typing and inspiration.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this except for the plot.
Warning: OOC, AU, and some slash pairings.
Reviews are welcomed-flames are accepted, because I don't really give a rat's ass. (if you want to read my pride and joy-it's called The Godmother)
Enjoy!
Lucius and the Pink Trailer
When Lucius left Azkaban, all he had in the world was his son Draco, and a paltry alimony from his ex-wife Narcissa. Upon Lucius' imprisonment, Narcissa decided she no longer wanted to be married to a convict. She divorced him and married the new young chaser of the Chudley Cannons, Marcus Flint. In the divorce settlement, Narcissa gained control of their marital assets (hence Lucius' paltry alimony) and ownership of Malfoy Manner. Though she is cold, Narcissa is not completely black hearted. She knew that Lucius would need some place to live after his release or escape (whichever came first), so she bought Lucius a pink trailer that was relatively cheap. She also secured a spot of land for the trailer to be parked on. This spot happened to be in the trailer park that Arthur Weasley won in a contest. Lucius resigned himself to living in his new pink trailer at Weasley Trailer Park. After he was released, he made a stop at St. Mungo's to visit an old friend.
Lucius had many new experiences in Azkaban. One that he quite enjoyed happened on his third day when he accidentally dropped the soap during his shower. From that day forward, Lucius would often drop his soap, and assist others in picking theirs up. When Lucius went to St. Mungo's to visit his former Slytherin friend, Gilderoy Lockheart, he ran the idea of them living together past him.
The conversation went like this:
Lucius: So I thought that I would spring you out of here, and we could live together. What do you think?
Gilderoy: Who are you again?
Lucius: Lucius Malfoy. We were old schoolmates together, back in the day.
Gilderoy: Uh huh. And who am I?
Lucius: Gilderoy Lockheart. Wizard and first class mental case.
Gilderoy: Oh. Ok. And you want me to move in with you?
Lucius: Yes.
Gilderoy: And you say I enjoy the company of men over women?
Lucius: (nodding enthusiastically) Oh, most definitely. And you've told me on more than one occasion that you prefer giving to receiving.
Gilderoy: (shrugs) Ok. If you say so. Let's go.
So the two lived quite happily in their trailer. Lucius only has to bring out his pimp cane once in a while to keep Gilderoy in line and their slum lord, Arthur Weasley, only bothers them when they're late on the rent. They are now preparing for the summer holidays. Since Narcissa and Marcus recently married, they are going away for the summer. Draco will be spending his holidays at the pink trailer. Tensions are now running high at the pink trailer in preparation for Draco's visit. Gilderoy has been tidying up the trailer (in the French maid outfit that Lucius makes him wear) and Lucius has been mulling over the idea of pimping Draco out for more household income.
Draco approaches the Weasley Trailer Park. Arthur and Ron come out to greet the boy.
"Weasleys," Draco spat.
"Now, now, boy. I'd be a little bit nicer if I were you. Anytime I like, I can throw Daddy Malfoy out on his arse," Arthur says (he now has quite a bit more confidence, due to winning the trailer park, and the wonderful pimp hat he now wears).
"Yes Sir," Draco says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Which way to my Father's trailer?"
"It's the pink one in the back," Arthur replies.
Ron eyes Draco interestedly over his father's shoulder. He has never been so near the hot blonde during summer before. As Draco walks away, Ron thinks, 'Now I get to see him in his swimming trunks. Oh Merlin! I hope he wears Speedos.'
Draco approached the pink trailer, just as Gilderoy leapt out in his French maid outfit.
"Drakie-pooh!" Gilderoy shouted (in the manner of Pansy Parkinson).
Lucius followed him out of the trailer wearing muggle jeans and a wife- beater, wielding his Pimp cane. "Gilderoy, get back in here now!"
Draco shook his head. It's going to be one long summer.
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So reviewers should this be a one shot fic or should I make more chapters?