Hullo fellow readers! This will be my second fic and I hope you enjoy it! ^-^ And since writing disclaimers are really boring, but I have to or my story will be taken off, this disclaimer will count for the whole story.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Nintendo characters, nor any one from Lord of the Rings, and I do not own the Zelda games.
In this one, Link is not Young Link, he is Adult Link, the one who is 7 years into the future.
Now on with the story!
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Chapter 1 Something Creepy in the Night
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Link: Saria! Did you just see that!
Link and Saria had been having a picnic with Malon, Zelda, and a few Kokiries.
Saria: Woah! Like something in that bush over there had huge eyes!
Zelda: Did it have brown fur!?
Link: Ummmm, no...I don't think so. I only saw it's face.
Zelda: Oh, I was hoping it was my lost dog.
Link: I've seen the dogs in Hyrule, and none of them had eyes as big as that. Heck, I'm not even sure those dogs in the Market have eyes, their hair hangs over their faces.
Zelda: But this dog wasn't Hylian, it was a special bread, I think it was a chuwawa, or something like that. Their eyes are really big and creeepy. I thought they would be cute dogs, you know, from the name and all, but they're really ugly!
Link: Ummmmmmm, okayyyyyyy...
Zelda continues on about how ugly chuwawas are, and Saria's patience is wearing thin...
Saria: WILL YA' SHADDUP ABOUT THE CHUWAWAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO TALK ABOUT?!?!?!?
All: O.o
Saria: I'm sorry, I love dogs soooooooo much, I hate to hear people talk bad about them, no matter how ugly it may be.
All of a sudden Zelda's chuwawa runs up to Saria and sits down on her lap.
Saria: EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! GET THIS FRIGGIN' MONSTER OFF OF MEEEEEEE!!!! EWW EWW IT'S SOOOOOO GROSS!!! IT'S THE MOST DISCUSTING THING I"VE EVER SEEN!
Zelda: That's my chuwawa, Zeldo! ^-^
Saria: THIS IS A DOG!!! Oh, I...I...I...mean what a beautiful dog! I've never seen anything so gorgeous! *eye twitches*
All: O.o
Zelda: I thought you said you wouldn't say anything bad about dogs.
Saria: Well, sorry no one is perfect, but hey! You always exagerate over every little thing! Remember my bleeding hand, that just wouldn't stop?
*flashback*
Young Zelda: Help Impa! I think Saria's cut a vein! She's bleeding like mad! We can't get it to stop.
Impa: What happened, you must tell me!
Impa was shaking Young Zelda back and forth, like the Happy Mask Salesman was shaking Link in Majora's Mask.
Young Zelda: Well, we were cutting out paper dolls...
Impa (cutting Young Zelda off in the middle of her sentence): Cutting... *eye twitches* with scissors?
Young Zelda: Yeah! *sobs*
Impa: No need to tell me,I can figure out the rest.
When they get into Young Zelda's bedroom, Young Malon and Young Saria are playing dolls. Impa notices the band-aid on Young Saria's hand.
Impa: What happened, I see no blood, the only sign I see that anyone has been hurt, is the band-aid on Saria's hand.
Young Zelda: *sobs* She got a *sniffle* paper-cut!
Impa: YOU TOLD ME SHE GOT CUT WITH SCISSORS!!!!
Young Zelda: No I *sobs* didn't, you assumed that!
Impa starts shaking Young Zelda by the shoulder again.
*flashback ends*
Zelda: Oh yeah..... -_-"
All: O.o
Zelda: Ok, so I admit it, I exagerate SOMETIMES, but not all the time.
Saria: See! You exagerate so much, what you just said was an understatement!
Link: I know a word that I'll bet that you can't even pronounce!
Saria: O.o What did that have to do with anything, but ok, I'll go along I bet 20 rupees.
Link: Heh he he.... Antidisenstablishmentarinism (and yes, it is an actual word)
Saria: O.o Ummmm, Antidisssestablishmentism! There! Ha! Take that! ^-^
Link: You said it wrong you said... Anti...disss...es...tab...lish...ment...ism. The REAL way you say it is:
Anti...dis..en...stab...lish...ment...ary...in...ism (and yes, like I said before, it is an actual word,)
Link: So fork over 20 rupees!
Saria mumbles something, then reaches into her pocket and gives Link a red rupee.
Zelda: Well, it's almost dark, we'd better get going.
So they all go home. Link is just about to fall asleep when he hears something.
Mysterious Voice 1: Where are we, precioussssssss? We've never seen thessssse peoplessss before, precioussss, no, no we haven'tsesss.
Mysterious Voice 2: I knowssss who didss it *coughes Gollum* those nasty Hobbitsess! It was those wicked hobbitsess. I told you they'd betray you!
Mysterious Voise 1: No, Hobbitsess are nice, they wouldn't leave us in some land we've never seen, or with creatures unknown.
Link looks out of his tree house, and sitting curled into a ball, down by the ladder is a creature.
Link: Hey! Who, or rather, what are you?
Voice 2: Don't tells him, he might be one of those nasty Hobbitsess, or one of the creatures. *coughes Gollum*!
Link: I'm gonna come down and check on you, to see if you're all right.
Voice 2: Never, you're one of themsssssss *coughes Gollum again*
Voice 1: but he might be able to help us, precioussssss.
Voice 2: Never!
The creature took off running, trying to escape through the tunnel leading to Hyrule feild, but is blocked of by some random Kokiri.
Voice 2: Get out of my waysess, or I'll feed you to Shelob!
Random Kokiri: No way, dude! You can't get me to move, I'm here to make sure no one leaves the place, and you can't touch me, it's part of the game!
The creature tries to head it off and run quickly around the Kokiri, but the Kokiri was too quick.
Random Kokiri: You can't run past me either, dude! Link tried a like billion times be he never got past.
Link finally caught up with the creature.
Link: Who are you?
Random Kokiri: Man Link, you know who I am!
Link: Not you, the creature trying to get past you.
Creature: Why should we trustssss you?
Link: I'll make you watch.....dun dun duuuuun! Teletubies. * lightning flashes*
Random Kokiri: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Creature: What's teletubies?????precious?
Sam pops up out of no where.
Sam: PO-TA-TOES. You know fri um' bake um' put um' in a stew. You know, you should try it, I could cook a fish, with some nice crispy golden chips.
The creature's eyes suddenly glaze over and he becomes hypnotized to finsh that scene from Lord of the Rings.
Creature: Don't cook nice fish! You ruins it! We like it fresh and raw, and wrrrrrrrrigling! You keep nasty chips. *spits*
The creature snaps out of it.
Creature: Ahhhhh! Evil hobbits! Die!
The creature lunges forward, and Sam disappears.
Link: O.o
Link: FINE!!! IF THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!! THEN THIS SHOULD!!!!
Link pulls out his Master Sword and points it at the creature.
Creature: No! That would kill us! We swearssss to whatever you wants! We swearssss! We swears by... by... the precious!
The Random Kokiri's eyes glaze over and so do Link's and they're hipnotized into finishing the rest of the scene.
Random Kokiri aka Sam: He's lieing!
Link aka Frodo: No, the ring is treturous, it will hold him to his word.
Link gets closer to the creature.
Link aka Frodo: You were not so different from a hobbit once, were you? Gandalf said your life was a sad story, wasn't it...Smeagol.
They all snap out of it.
Link: Woah, what was that all about with you being Smeagol?
Creature: That was what they used call me.
Link: Used to, what do they call you now?
Creature: Gollum
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So that's my story so far, I hope you like it, and If you'd like to be in my story, just send me a review saying you would. I'll be updating very soon please R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Nintendo characters, nor any one from Lord of the Rings, and I do not own the Zelda games.
In this one, Link is not Young Link, he is Adult Link, the one who is 7 years into the future.
Now on with the story!
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Chapter 1 Something Creepy in the Night
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Link: Saria! Did you just see that!
Link and Saria had been having a picnic with Malon, Zelda, and a few Kokiries.
Saria: Woah! Like something in that bush over there had huge eyes!
Zelda: Did it have brown fur!?
Link: Ummmm, no...I don't think so. I only saw it's face.
Zelda: Oh, I was hoping it was my lost dog.
Link: I've seen the dogs in Hyrule, and none of them had eyes as big as that. Heck, I'm not even sure those dogs in the Market have eyes, their hair hangs over their faces.
Zelda: But this dog wasn't Hylian, it was a special bread, I think it was a chuwawa, or something like that. Their eyes are really big and creeepy. I thought they would be cute dogs, you know, from the name and all, but they're really ugly!
Link: Ummmmmmm, okayyyyyyy...
Zelda continues on about how ugly chuwawas are, and Saria's patience is wearing thin...
Saria: WILL YA' SHADDUP ABOUT THE CHUWAWAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO TALK ABOUT?!?!?!?
All: O.o
Saria: I'm sorry, I love dogs soooooooo much, I hate to hear people talk bad about them, no matter how ugly it may be.
All of a sudden Zelda's chuwawa runs up to Saria and sits down on her lap.
Saria: EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! GET THIS FRIGGIN' MONSTER OFF OF MEEEEEEE!!!! EWW EWW IT'S SOOOOOO GROSS!!! IT'S THE MOST DISCUSTING THING I"VE EVER SEEN!
Zelda: That's my chuwawa, Zeldo! ^-^
Saria: THIS IS A DOG!!! Oh, I...I...I...mean what a beautiful dog! I've never seen anything so gorgeous! *eye twitches*
All: O.o
Zelda: I thought you said you wouldn't say anything bad about dogs.
Saria: Well, sorry no one is perfect, but hey! You always exagerate over every little thing! Remember my bleeding hand, that just wouldn't stop?
*flashback*
Young Zelda: Help Impa! I think Saria's cut a vein! She's bleeding like mad! We can't get it to stop.
Impa: What happened, you must tell me!
Impa was shaking Young Zelda back and forth, like the Happy Mask Salesman was shaking Link in Majora's Mask.
Young Zelda: Well, we were cutting out paper dolls...
Impa (cutting Young Zelda off in the middle of her sentence): Cutting... *eye twitches* with scissors?
Young Zelda: Yeah! *sobs*
Impa: No need to tell me,I can figure out the rest.
When they get into Young Zelda's bedroom, Young Malon and Young Saria are playing dolls. Impa notices the band-aid on Young Saria's hand.
Impa: What happened, I see no blood, the only sign I see that anyone has been hurt, is the band-aid on Saria's hand.
Young Zelda: *sobs* She got a *sniffle* paper-cut!
Impa: YOU TOLD ME SHE GOT CUT WITH SCISSORS!!!!
Young Zelda: No I *sobs* didn't, you assumed that!
Impa starts shaking Young Zelda by the shoulder again.
*flashback ends*
Zelda: Oh yeah..... -_-"
All: O.o
Zelda: Ok, so I admit it, I exagerate SOMETIMES, but not all the time.
Saria: See! You exagerate so much, what you just said was an understatement!
Link: I know a word that I'll bet that you can't even pronounce!
Saria: O.o What did that have to do with anything, but ok, I'll go along I bet 20 rupees.
Link: Heh he he.... Antidisenstablishmentarinism (and yes, it is an actual word)
Saria: O.o Ummmm, Antidisssestablishmentism! There! Ha! Take that! ^-^
Link: You said it wrong you said... Anti...disss...es...tab...lish...ment...ism. The REAL way you say it is:
Anti...dis..en...stab...lish...ment...ary...in...ism (and yes, like I said before, it is an actual word,)
Link: So fork over 20 rupees!
Saria mumbles something, then reaches into her pocket and gives Link a red rupee.
Zelda: Well, it's almost dark, we'd better get going.
So they all go home. Link is just about to fall asleep when he hears something.
Mysterious Voice 1: Where are we, precioussssssss? We've never seen thessssse peoplessss before, precioussss, no, no we haven'tsesss.
Mysterious Voice 2: I knowssss who didss it *coughes Gollum* those nasty Hobbitsess! It was those wicked hobbitsess. I told you they'd betray you!
Mysterious Voise 1: No, Hobbitsess are nice, they wouldn't leave us in some land we've never seen, or with creatures unknown.
Link looks out of his tree house, and sitting curled into a ball, down by the ladder is a creature.
Link: Hey! Who, or rather, what are you?
Voice 2: Don't tells him, he might be one of those nasty Hobbitsess, or one of the creatures. *coughes Gollum*!
Link: I'm gonna come down and check on you, to see if you're all right.
Voice 2: Never, you're one of themsssssss *coughes Gollum again*
Voice 1: but he might be able to help us, precioussssss.
Voice 2: Never!
The creature took off running, trying to escape through the tunnel leading to Hyrule feild, but is blocked of by some random Kokiri.
Voice 2: Get out of my waysess, or I'll feed you to Shelob!
Random Kokiri: No way, dude! You can't get me to move, I'm here to make sure no one leaves the place, and you can't touch me, it's part of the game!
The creature tries to head it off and run quickly around the Kokiri, but the Kokiri was too quick.
Random Kokiri: You can't run past me either, dude! Link tried a like billion times be he never got past.
Link finally caught up with the creature.
Link: Who are you?
Random Kokiri: Man Link, you know who I am!
Link: Not you, the creature trying to get past you.
Creature: Why should we trustssss you?
Link: I'll make you watch.....dun dun duuuuun! Teletubies. * lightning flashes*
Random Kokiri: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Creature: What's teletubies?????precious?
Sam pops up out of no where.
Sam: PO-TA-TOES. You know fri um' bake um' put um' in a stew. You know, you should try it, I could cook a fish, with some nice crispy golden chips.
The creature's eyes suddenly glaze over and he becomes hypnotized to finsh that scene from Lord of the Rings.
Creature: Don't cook nice fish! You ruins it! We like it fresh and raw, and wrrrrrrrrigling! You keep nasty chips. *spits*
The creature snaps out of it.
Creature: Ahhhhh! Evil hobbits! Die!
The creature lunges forward, and Sam disappears.
Link: O.o
Link: FINE!!! IF THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!! THEN THIS SHOULD!!!!
Link pulls out his Master Sword and points it at the creature.
Creature: No! That would kill us! We swearssss to whatever you wants! We swearssss! We swears by... by... the precious!
The Random Kokiri's eyes glaze over and so do Link's and they're hipnotized into finishing the rest of the scene.
Random Kokiri aka Sam: He's lieing!
Link aka Frodo: No, the ring is treturous, it will hold him to his word.
Link gets closer to the creature.
Link aka Frodo: You were not so different from a hobbit once, were you? Gandalf said your life was a sad story, wasn't it...Smeagol.
They all snap out of it.
Link: Woah, what was that all about with you being Smeagol?
Creature: That was what they used call me.
Link: Used to, what do they call you now?
Creature: Gollum
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So that's my story so far, I hope you like it, and If you'd like to be in my story, just send me a review saying you would. I'll be updating very soon please R&R.