Don't Say Anything!
Taimat is the one updating this new story. Taimat is just another one of CrazyHorseNinja's personas.
Yu-Gi-Oh! belongs to Kazuki Takahashi. Taimat belongs to my head.
Taimat: Blau!
Yugi: … OK then…
Taimat: Khjkfhgkkfngfhhjdjjuifigjghjhhuuh!
Yugi: … (sweat drop)
Taimat: Hey, where's the rest of the gang?
Yugi: I haven't the slightest clue.
As if on cue, Tea, Joey, Tristan and Ryou walk up smiling.
Yugi: I'm officially wierded out.
Joey: Guess where we were.
Yugi, Taimat: … Uh…
Tristan: We were at the museum.
Taimat: I had no idea.
Ryou: Well, I hope we didn't miss anything.
Taimat: Eeeeee! (glomps Ryou) Beatles!
Ryou: Would someone please help me get this crazy dragon off of me!
Tea, Joey, Tristan: (laughing) No way! This is just too funny!
Joey gets out a digital camera that randomly appears in his pocket and takes a picture.
Yugi: Huh. Never seen that before.
Tea: One question though. Why's there a pink elephant that nobody seems to want to talk about in the room?
Tristan: I'm not sure if Taimat's even going to let Bakura go.
Taimat: Don't say that. (wails) It brings bad memories!
Joey: Nice goin' Tristan. Ya got Taimat upset. Again.
Ryou: Help!
Ryou begins running around in circles with Taimat still clinging onto him.
Yugi: Wait, why does this scene look so wrong?
Joey: Because there's a 115-pound human running around in circles with a 1500-pound female dragon clinging to him? … I don't know.
Ryou: Heeeellllllp! Plleeeeaaaasssse!
Taimat: (giggling) Elton John!
About half an hour of this passes before Ryou tires out and collapses. Yugi, Tea, Joey and Tristan look at him, about to say something.
Ryou: Don't… say… anything…
Taimat (Me): I'm so very bored, and no, I'm not in love with Ryou Bakura! I just think he's a lot of fun to torment.