Ron was walking through the halls of I don't know where, maybe fucking Norrisville High or Kanto or Equestria it doesn't fucking matter, when suddenly, Harry emerged from some dank ass mother fucking room, I honestly don't care where he comes from, he could be coming out of Scouts anus for all I care.
"I've shit my pants!" Said Harry. "For fuck sakes, Harry, this is the 50th pair this month, what the FUCK ARE YOU EATING?!" Ron angrily said with lots of anger because he was angry and he talked angrily because he was fucking angry.
Suddenly, before anyone could have expected it, Voldermort came!111!1. And that was BAAAAD!111!11!one. Voldermort stared Harry right in the viewing balls, and looked down at his bungle hole. "With a wave of my hand and a flick of my dick, one shot from me will kill you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now, I have to go!". And with that, Voldermort flew out into the sunset after shamelessly stealing a joke from Jaboody Dubs.
"Fuck, I hate it when he rhymes" Ron muttered.
And Harry shit his pants once more.
And that was the end of that.
THE END
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