Note
I DO NOT own The Legend of Zelda. The geniuses at Nintendo do.
The only things I DO own are Seithai and Kitanna and all info and items
belonged to them.
Years after the great Hero of Time, Link, defeated Ganondorf when he rose up from the underworld, Hyrule and the lands around and in it were at peace. All was well and this age was dubbed 'The Age of Light'. Years and years, decades and decades passed. But then, a new darkness grew and began to overcome the light. Soon, the citizens of Hyrule found themselves terrorized by monsters and put into a state of darkness.
But, with every darkness there is a light. Even if it is a small one. And this is where this story begins.
One day, a young half-Gerudo named Seithai Oni-Saragi lay lazily in a tree in a forest near Hyrule Field. Suprisingly, it was a very sunny and bright day. But monsters still roamed the lands. Seithai's eyes drooped as he gnawed blisslessly on a blade of grass. As soon as his eyes closed, they were quickly snapped open again, thanks to a loud scream.
"FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed a girl. "SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS HELL- DEMON!"
Seithai sat up and blinked at the sight running around in the fields. A young girl, about Seithai's age with very long, blue hair and sky blue eyes. She was ontop of a mad half-bull-half-snake creature, hanging on for dear life. Her hands were tightly wrapped around the creature's horns and the bull-creature was running around and attempting to buck her off, which made the girl yank on its horns, making it even angrier.
The young Gerudo shrugged. "Sure, why not..." he mumbled to himself as he drew his bow, loaded an arrow, aimed and then shot the arrow.
BULLSeye! ((Haha, pun!)) The arrow hit the creature's head and went through. The half-bull creature tipped over like a domino, taking the girl with it. Moaning, the girl sat up and rubbed her head.
Seithai grinned and jumped down from the tree. He immediately ran towards the girl with a rather charming smile on his face. Now, Seithai was a thief. And when he came across girls with valuable things in sight, Seithai flirted to get his way.
"Aw, geeze... I was hoping for something more... more... heroic..." the girl muttered to herself as Seithai approached. The half-Gerudo stuck out a hand.
"Hi there," he said with a fast wink. "Sorry about that." Seithai extended his arm to help her up.
The girl looked up at him with her odd, sky blue eyes and took his hand. Seithai hauled her up and flashed her a smile.
"Thanks... I guess," the girl said.
"Ah, anything for a pretty face like your's," Seithai grinned. "So, what's your name?"
The girl blinked. "Kitanna... and you?"
Seithai took her hand and kissed it. "The name's Seithai, babe."
Now, this just confused Kitanna. So, thinking of nothing else to do, she nodded slowly. "Riiight! Hey, do you have a place to stay?"
Seithai shook his head. "Naaaay. I wander."
Kitanna smiled and her face was bright with an idea. "Well, you can stay at my temple to repay you! How about it?"
The theif smirked mischieviously. "I like it." He put an arm around her. "I like it a lot."
So, Kitanna happily led Seithai to 'her temple' - a large, beautiful, marble place hidden away in a cave near a sparkling lake. As they both entered, Seithai grinned evilly. This would be an excellent place, he thought.
The teenage girl gave her visitor a nice tour of the temple. Biiiig mistake, if you don't want to get robbed. When the tour was done, it was about 10:00. Lastly, Kitanna had shown Seithai his room, which was right next to her's. Kitanna smiled at the boy. "I hope you have a nice rest! Good night, I'll be next door if you need me!" she said cheerfully as she disappeared into her room.
Seithai grinned sheepishly to himself. He pulled out his trusty 'stealing bag' and waited to hear snoring from Kitanna's room. When he did - or at least, was sure she was sleeping - he began to go on a stealing spree.
He went everywhere - the armoury, weaponry, kitchen, hell - he even went to the library. (Which was filled with unread books). And his last stop was Kitanna's room. The theif slowly creaked open the door and snuck in stealthily. He took various jewellery, a few pillows and the things that had caught his eye the first time he laid eyes on Kitanna - a beautifully forged sword with a silver blade, ruby hilt and a gold symbol on the blade, and an orb that constantly changed colours. The half-Gerudo theif shoved those into his near-overloaded bag and creeped out of the temple itself.
Seithai mounted a horse that he also decided to steal and rode back to the foretress. As he did so, he looked back at the cave the temple was hidden in, flashed a wink and a smirk and said, "So long, sucker!"
The next morning, Kitanna awoke slowly. She glanced around the room sleepily, as if she had forgotten where she was. And, she sort of did forget where she was. The girl sat up in bed and got out of it. She sat there, staring at the wall blankly for about twenty minutes before realizing that her sword and her orb were nowhere in her sight. Now awake from the suprise, she ran out to see if Seithai was there. He wasn't. The girl frantically ran around the temple to see what else Seithai stole.
She growled. "THE NERVE OF THAT RAT BASTARD! Oh, when I get my hands on him I swear I'll tear out his-"
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Kinnaru: KIT! Keep this at it's rating!
Kitanna: Awww, WHY? I'm supposed to be mad!
Kinnaru: I don't care.
Kitanna: Fine. BUT I KNOW YOU WANNA WRITE IT!
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And so, Kitanna ran out of her temple and jumped onto her horse. She thought for a moment. "Let's see... Gerudos live in that for... for-thingy! So... I guess he'd go there!" she said aloud. She kicked the sides of her horse lightly and shouted out, "TO THE GERUDO FOR-THINGY!" Now, the horse was used to her stupidity, and it knew what she meant, so it trotted off in the direction of the Foretress.
When she arrived, stopped a few yards outside of it. Kitanna dismounted her horse and sighed. "Alright... since I don't have my orb... I'm gonna have to use my powers that... aren't... ah, hell, forget it. I don't even know who I'm talking to," she murmured to herself. Kitanna heaved a heavy sigh and then suddenly disappeared.
But, Kitanna was still there - just invisible. The invisible girl quickly snuck into the fortress - don't ask how, she just did - doing her best to dodge people and objects that would make a loud noise and blow her cover. She wandered the place, looking around for the boy who robbed her.
After a few dozen minutes of hopeless searching, she was slowly beginning to regain visibility. Kitanna's eyes widened. Crap, she thought. I really gotta pick up the pace...
Kitanna sped up her search. But as the minutes flew by, more of her was getting visible, one minute at a time. And before she knew it, Kitanna had to start dodging passing people and ducking into the shadows to keep herself from being seen.
When an hour and a half passed in total, almost all of Kitanna was visible and she still hadn't found that bastard Seithai. Kitanna was getting desperate. But then Kitanna had come across a room that she hadn't looked in. It was a long shot - I mean, after looking around the foretress so many times, the odds were that Seithai wouldn't be in there - but it was worth a try. Kitanna held her breath and then looked in. Her eyes lit up. Boy, was she lucky.
In the room was Seithai. He was sitting in a circle of boys his age, also Gerudos, who were goggling at Seithai's loot. Since, he wasn't that much of a great theif, that made it even more incredible. Seithai sat there, looking horribly smug.
One of the boys held up a beautiful quiver. "Wow, you really hit the jackpot, Sei..."
Seithai grinned.
Another boy asked Seithai with admiration, "How in hell did you get all of this?"
Seithai cleared his throat and explained. "Well, first I flattered and saved the girl - you know, with little kisses on the hand, compliments, that sort of crap - and then I snuck around the house when she was asleep and then stole all of this," he gloated slightly, tossing Kitanna's orb up and down carelessly.
Kitanna gritted her teeth. Seithai certainly had a way with the ladies.
One of the boys held up Kitanna's sword. "HOLY CRAP! This... this is stunning. You are lucky..."
Seithai grinned and then began to gloat again. "Listen, little ameuteurs, here's a tip for all of yous. Try to rob someone who you're attracted to. First, flatter them. Then, aim for making them invite you to where the live. Finally, when you're left all alone or something ROB THE PLACE. And, if there isn't anything good there, at least you get a nice girl!"
Now, either the rest of the boys were easily amused, or they were total idiots, or maybe both but they all started to crack up as if they had suddenly began to be tickled non-stop.
This was the last straw. Kitanna stepped into a room with a huge THUMP. Now, she was visible, so the boys stopped laughing and stared at her. Seithai sweared loudly.
Seithai regained his cool and stood up. "Why, hello... I'm sorry that I left. But my... my... my grandmother suddenly got sick and-"
One of the boys - obviously one of the stupider ones - piped up, "But your grandmother is dead, Se-"
Kitanna growled fiercely, hence shutting all of them up. "No use, SEITHAI. I heard the whole thing. Now..." Kitanna readied her fists. "LET'S GO!"
The boys laughed. "Oh, Kitanna... I don't fight girls. They're too-" Seithai started.
WHAM! Kitanna punched him right in the gut. One of the boys stood up and pointed a finger at the girl. "HEY! You can't do that! Especially when you're an intruder!" he shouted.
Kitanna seemed to grow 5 times in size. She roared and steam seemed to come out of her ears, followed by a train-whistle noise in the background. This shut the boy up and made all of Seithai's friends cower into a corner. Kitanna, now regular size, turned to Seithai. She stuck out her tongue and then attempted a kick in the face.
But Seithai, seeing no other choice, grabbed her foot and since he was taller, hung her. "Sorry, but you made me. Now... how shall I get rid of her...?"
While Seithai was pondering away, Kitanna used her stomach muscles and hauled herself up so she was looking at her knees. She looked at Seithai and made a short distance judgement. The girl smirked and then gave the theif a giant bitch-slap straight across the face. Seithai went wailing backwards at the sudden blow and dropped poor Kitanna on her head. But Seithai also landed on his head.
The two slowly recovered. When they did, Kitanna glared at Seithai. "Why in hell did you steal my stuff?" she asked. Seithai rolled his eyes and replied.
"Oh, I dunno... maybe 'cause... I'M A THEIF!"
"DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN!"
"YOUNG MAN?! WHO IN HELL ARE YOU? MY MOTHER?"
"OH, NOW YOU'RE SAYING I'M OLD?"
"SURE, I'LL GO WITH THAT!"
Soon, the two were nose-to-nose and growling like lions. But then, one of the braver cowards ((Heh... that's sort of an oxymoron)) in the corner stood up and walked over to them. He seperated the two.
"Now, let's not be stupid, uncivilzed oafs. We can all settle this like civilized Gerudos and Hylians," he said calmly.
"SHUT UP! WHO'RE YOU CALLING STUPID, UNCIVLIZED OAFS ANYWAY?!" Seithai and Kitanna shouted at the boy in unison, hence sending him cowering back into the corner.
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Mwah! There's the first chapter! I hope it wasn't TOO bad... (But it
probably was.) Well, R&R and tell me what you think! I've got candy for
anyone who does! ^_^
I DO NOT own The Legend of Zelda. The geniuses at Nintendo do.
The only things I DO own are Seithai and Kitanna and all info and items
belonged to them.
Years after the great Hero of Time, Link, defeated Ganondorf when he rose up from the underworld, Hyrule and the lands around and in it were at peace. All was well and this age was dubbed 'The Age of Light'. Years and years, decades and decades passed. But then, a new darkness grew and began to overcome the light. Soon, the citizens of Hyrule found themselves terrorized by monsters and put into a state of darkness.
But, with every darkness there is a light. Even if it is a small one. And this is where this story begins.
One day, a young half-Gerudo named Seithai Oni-Saragi lay lazily in a tree in a forest near Hyrule Field. Suprisingly, it was a very sunny and bright day. But monsters still roamed the lands. Seithai's eyes drooped as he gnawed blisslessly on a blade of grass. As soon as his eyes closed, they were quickly snapped open again, thanks to a loud scream.
"FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed a girl. "SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS HELL- DEMON!"
Seithai sat up and blinked at the sight running around in the fields. A young girl, about Seithai's age with very long, blue hair and sky blue eyes. She was ontop of a mad half-bull-half-snake creature, hanging on for dear life. Her hands were tightly wrapped around the creature's horns and the bull-creature was running around and attempting to buck her off, which made the girl yank on its horns, making it even angrier.
The young Gerudo shrugged. "Sure, why not..." he mumbled to himself as he drew his bow, loaded an arrow, aimed and then shot the arrow.
BULLSeye! ((Haha, pun!)) The arrow hit the creature's head and went through. The half-bull creature tipped over like a domino, taking the girl with it. Moaning, the girl sat up and rubbed her head.
Seithai grinned and jumped down from the tree. He immediately ran towards the girl with a rather charming smile on his face. Now, Seithai was a thief. And when he came across girls with valuable things in sight, Seithai flirted to get his way.
"Aw, geeze... I was hoping for something more... more... heroic..." the girl muttered to herself as Seithai approached. The half-Gerudo stuck out a hand.
"Hi there," he said with a fast wink. "Sorry about that." Seithai extended his arm to help her up.
The girl looked up at him with her odd, sky blue eyes and took his hand. Seithai hauled her up and flashed her a smile.
"Thanks... I guess," the girl said.
"Ah, anything for a pretty face like your's," Seithai grinned. "So, what's your name?"
The girl blinked. "Kitanna... and you?"
Seithai took her hand and kissed it. "The name's Seithai, babe."
Now, this just confused Kitanna. So, thinking of nothing else to do, she nodded slowly. "Riiight! Hey, do you have a place to stay?"
Seithai shook his head. "Naaaay. I wander."
Kitanna smiled and her face was bright with an idea. "Well, you can stay at my temple to repay you! How about it?"
The theif smirked mischieviously. "I like it." He put an arm around her. "I like it a lot."
So, Kitanna happily led Seithai to 'her temple' - a large, beautiful, marble place hidden away in a cave near a sparkling lake. As they both entered, Seithai grinned evilly. This would be an excellent place, he thought.
The teenage girl gave her visitor a nice tour of the temple. Biiiig mistake, if you don't want to get robbed. When the tour was done, it was about 10:00. Lastly, Kitanna had shown Seithai his room, which was right next to her's. Kitanna smiled at the boy. "I hope you have a nice rest! Good night, I'll be next door if you need me!" she said cheerfully as she disappeared into her room.
Seithai grinned sheepishly to himself. He pulled out his trusty 'stealing bag' and waited to hear snoring from Kitanna's room. When he did - or at least, was sure she was sleeping - he began to go on a stealing spree.
He went everywhere - the armoury, weaponry, kitchen, hell - he even went to the library. (Which was filled with unread books). And his last stop was Kitanna's room. The theif slowly creaked open the door and snuck in stealthily. He took various jewellery, a few pillows and the things that had caught his eye the first time he laid eyes on Kitanna - a beautifully forged sword with a silver blade, ruby hilt and a gold symbol on the blade, and an orb that constantly changed colours. The half-Gerudo theif shoved those into his near-overloaded bag and creeped out of the temple itself.
Seithai mounted a horse that he also decided to steal and rode back to the foretress. As he did so, he looked back at the cave the temple was hidden in, flashed a wink and a smirk and said, "So long, sucker!"
The next morning, Kitanna awoke slowly. She glanced around the room sleepily, as if she had forgotten where she was. And, she sort of did forget where she was. The girl sat up in bed and got out of it. She sat there, staring at the wall blankly for about twenty minutes before realizing that her sword and her orb were nowhere in her sight. Now awake from the suprise, she ran out to see if Seithai was there. He wasn't. The girl frantically ran around the temple to see what else Seithai stole.
She growled. "THE NERVE OF THAT RAT BASTARD! Oh, when I get my hands on him I swear I'll tear out his-"
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Kinnaru: KIT! Keep this at it's rating!
Kitanna: Awww, WHY? I'm supposed to be mad!
Kinnaru: I don't care.
Kitanna: Fine. BUT I KNOW YOU WANNA WRITE IT!
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And so, Kitanna ran out of her temple and jumped onto her horse. She thought for a moment. "Let's see... Gerudos live in that for... for-thingy! So... I guess he'd go there!" she said aloud. She kicked the sides of her horse lightly and shouted out, "TO THE GERUDO FOR-THINGY!" Now, the horse was used to her stupidity, and it knew what she meant, so it trotted off in the direction of the Foretress.
When she arrived, stopped a few yards outside of it. Kitanna dismounted her horse and sighed. "Alright... since I don't have my orb... I'm gonna have to use my powers that... aren't... ah, hell, forget it. I don't even know who I'm talking to," she murmured to herself. Kitanna heaved a heavy sigh and then suddenly disappeared.
But, Kitanna was still there - just invisible. The invisible girl quickly snuck into the fortress - don't ask how, she just did - doing her best to dodge people and objects that would make a loud noise and blow her cover. She wandered the place, looking around for the boy who robbed her.
After a few dozen minutes of hopeless searching, she was slowly beginning to regain visibility. Kitanna's eyes widened. Crap, she thought. I really gotta pick up the pace...
Kitanna sped up her search. But as the minutes flew by, more of her was getting visible, one minute at a time. And before she knew it, Kitanna had to start dodging passing people and ducking into the shadows to keep herself from being seen.
When an hour and a half passed in total, almost all of Kitanna was visible and she still hadn't found that bastard Seithai. Kitanna was getting desperate. But then Kitanna had come across a room that she hadn't looked in. It was a long shot - I mean, after looking around the foretress so many times, the odds were that Seithai wouldn't be in there - but it was worth a try. Kitanna held her breath and then looked in. Her eyes lit up. Boy, was she lucky.
In the room was Seithai. He was sitting in a circle of boys his age, also Gerudos, who were goggling at Seithai's loot. Since, he wasn't that much of a great theif, that made it even more incredible. Seithai sat there, looking horribly smug.
One of the boys held up a beautiful quiver. "Wow, you really hit the jackpot, Sei..."
Seithai grinned.
Another boy asked Seithai with admiration, "How in hell did you get all of this?"
Seithai cleared his throat and explained. "Well, first I flattered and saved the girl - you know, with little kisses on the hand, compliments, that sort of crap - and then I snuck around the house when she was asleep and then stole all of this," he gloated slightly, tossing Kitanna's orb up and down carelessly.
Kitanna gritted her teeth. Seithai certainly had a way with the ladies.
One of the boys held up Kitanna's sword. "HOLY CRAP! This... this is stunning. You are lucky..."
Seithai grinned and then began to gloat again. "Listen, little ameuteurs, here's a tip for all of yous. Try to rob someone who you're attracted to. First, flatter them. Then, aim for making them invite you to where the live. Finally, when you're left all alone or something ROB THE PLACE. And, if there isn't anything good there, at least you get a nice girl!"
Now, either the rest of the boys were easily amused, or they were total idiots, or maybe both but they all started to crack up as if they had suddenly began to be tickled non-stop.
This was the last straw. Kitanna stepped into a room with a huge THUMP. Now, she was visible, so the boys stopped laughing and stared at her. Seithai sweared loudly.
Seithai regained his cool and stood up. "Why, hello... I'm sorry that I left. But my... my... my grandmother suddenly got sick and-"
One of the boys - obviously one of the stupider ones - piped up, "But your grandmother is dead, Se-"
Kitanna growled fiercely, hence shutting all of them up. "No use, SEITHAI. I heard the whole thing. Now..." Kitanna readied her fists. "LET'S GO!"
The boys laughed. "Oh, Kitanna... I don't fight girls. They're too-" Seithai started.
WHAM! Kitanna punched him right in the gut. One of the boys stood up and pointed a finger at the girl. "HEY! You can't do that! Especially when you're an intruder!" he shouted.
Kitanna seemed to grow 5 times in size. She roared and steam seemed to come out of her ears, followed by a train-whistle noise in the background. This shut the boy up and made all of Seithai's friends cower into a corner. Kitanna, now regular size, turned to Seithai. She stuck out her tongue and then attempted a kick in the face.
But Seithai, seeing no other choice, grabbed her foot and since he was taller, hung her. "Sorry, but you made me. Now... how shall I get rid of her...?"
While Seithai was pondering away, Kitanna used her stomach muscles and hauled herself up so she was looking at her knees. She looked at Seithai and made a short distance judgement. The girl smirked and then gave the theif a giant bitch-slap straight across the face. Seithai went wailing backwards at the sudden blow and dropped poor Kitanna on her head. But Seithai also landed on his head.
The two slowly recovered. When they did, Kitanna glared at Seithai. "Why in hell did you steal my stuff?" she asked. Seithai rolled his eyes and replied.
"Oh, I dunno... maybe 'cause... I'M A THEIF!"
"DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN!"
"YOUNG MAN?! WHO IN HELL ARE YOU? MY MOTHER?"
"OH, NOW YOU'RE SAYING I'M OLD?"
"SURE, I'LL GO WITH THAT!"
Soon, the two were nose-to-nose and growling like lions. But then, one of the braver cowards ((Heh... that's sort of an oxymoron)) in the corner stood up and walked over to them. He seperated the two.
"Now, let's not be stupid, uncivilzed oafs. We can all settle this like civilized Gerudos and Hylians," he said calmly.
"SHUT UP! WHO'RE YOU CALLING STUPID, UNCIVLIZED OAFS ANYWAY?!" Seithai and Kitanna shouted at the boy in unison, hence sending him cowering back into the corner.
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Mwah! There's the first chapter! I hope it wasn't TOO bad... (But it
probably was.) Well, R&R and tell me what you think! I've got candy for
anyone who does! ^_^