Night of the Cuno Girl

Well when a Lineman named Ted tries to impress a Girl who will go out him named Arty. He tries to show her how cool he is by taking her to his boss state of the art lab. But it turns out that his Boss is a mad Scientist named Dr. Gort. Who's hidden projects soon turn Arty in to a monsterus hungery Cuno Girl. That's only the start of a fun night on the town wait till his father finds out about what he did to her when he's been a maser driver who fights giant monsters for a living.

The anthro Articuno Girl named Arty is based off of a drawing of an anthro Articuno I saw on the Art Gallery on that drawn by the artist known as Articuno. This anthro is the star of this funny 1950's and 1960's monster movie spoof of the classic monster movies ever made.

So What Does she look like Son?

We begin this fan fiction in the small town of Dillwyn which is in Buckingham County Virginia about 60 miles from Richmond Virginia. It is around early summer at an old 1880's farm house on 60 acres of sold woods. A young old fashion Lineman in his 20's named Ted steps out of the Virginian farm house's door. His Father Ned is working in his large mechanic shop out back.

Ted's friend Arty was coming over for a visit to Dillwyn. Tonight at a large party his father was throwing for some of his old friends that where in town to visit him. At the party Arty would get a chance to meet Ted's father after all these last few weeks of him talking about how great and lovely she was. His Father didn't really know what to make of Arty in till he gets the chance to sit down and see what she looks like for real.

Ned walks up to Ted and said, "Son you're going to want to leave a good impression on your friend Arty so when you pick her up at the airport. You're going to need a good set of wheels to pick her up in please you can borrow my 1966 Corvette Stingray but I ring your neck if it gets damaged." Ted said, "Thank you dad I will take good care of it. I'm planning to show Arty the James River Battues which will be leaving for the folks of the Kanawha and Gauley Rivers today. After that I'm going to take her out to eat. Show her some cool places around town. Then at come home late at the end of your party and introduce her to you."

Ned said, "Ok but if I catch you doing any kind of drinking I'm going to kick you to Altomare. Other then that have a good time."

Ted got into the 1966 Corvette and started driving towards the Richmond Airport to pick Arty up who was just coming in. It took him about two hours to get to the Airport and weave in and out to find a parking space. When he drove though down town Richmond he saw massive 40 story tall bran new building that said, "Richmond Bio Labs."

Strangely he had been doing work at them these last few weeks stringing old fashion telephone and telegraph wire for a Scientist called Dr. Gort. All the telephone wires ran on old fashion looking telephone poles that had cross arms and the wires were held on to them by glass insulators. He had laid several miles of them though the whole city of Richmond.

He pulled into the Richmond Airport where he met Arty waiting for him at gate nine. Arty right now was a good looking girl about 19 years old and 5 foot 7 tall with three foot long black hair. She wasn't cubby but not skinny like a pin eather. She had a good personitly to at least try to understand someone such as Ted who was very primtive about relationships with people in general.

He grabbed her things threw them in the back and off they went down Interstate 64 towards the Richmond Canal Walk. But before they got there Ted got a call from Dr. Gort. Dr. He said, "Ted I'm right now in a meeting in Denmark and I won't be back till next week could you stop by my labs and feed my pet bird Articuno. She is most likely very hungry right now.

Ted said, "Arty we have to stop at my work place before we get to the Canal Walk. Dr. Gort pet bird Articuno needs to feed and Dr. Gort is not going to be around for the next week." Arty said, "Of course I love birds I would like to see this bird Articuno." He said , "Your in for a real treat this bird is only native to Shamouti Island which is on a small chain of islands called the Orange Islands."

They took the 4th Street Exit into Downtown Richmond which led right to the base of the massive Richmond Bio Labs. They parked in an underground parking deck and got out. They had to go down several long hallways and elevators to reach Dr. Gort lab which was on the 38th floor. Ted and Arty had no time finding his lab it was the one with a row of four pin cross arms bolted to the side of the wall. The row of old open wire led outside to the power company's power poles where the cross arms hugged the bottom of the pole above the street.

Ted said, "Yep this is Dr. Gort alright they both stepped inside and turned on the lights. When the lab lit up it was very massive and large inside of it. Ted had to type in a secret access code to get deep inside of the lab where Articuno was at. Arty saw two very large glass and metal boxes where the row of old open wire began. The large machines had four Hemingray 42's and Hemingray 45 insulators on steel pins coming out of the sides of them. They were linking up the telephone wires to the teleport machines.

He said, "Arty there are another pair of these machines hundreds of miles away in Friar's Hole West Virginia. They are all linked up by old fashion open wire telephone lines. Open wire was the type of telephone line that used cross arms and glass insulators along with copper wire. It was used from the early 1870's though the 1960's after that they replaced the old fashion telephone poles with optic cable and buried black rubber cable. Arty said, "Why is Dr. Gort using that old fashion stuff in those strange machines right now?" He said, "I don't know he said, "The open wire exchanged irons with the atmosphere easer then optic or rubber cable."

They reached the room that had Dr. Gort pet bird Articuno lived at. Ted said, "I can't believe it Articuno has grown so huge over the last week. She was only about five foot seven the last time I was here. Now she is seven foot nine. Articuno opened her beak and started cooing softy for food she was very hungry. Arty said, "It looks like a giant blue seagull cross over with something else or maybe it's a large bird of paradise. Ted said, "Articuno is from a rare group of animals called Pokémon that have special powers. Dr. Gort captured this Pokémon Articuno with cheese crackers and a Pokémon ball. She really is very friendly. "

He also said, "Dr. Gort told me He invented a formula that makes living things grow faster and live longer. He was planning on selling it to the ethanol and bio diesel industry which would make him billons. If a ear of corn where four times as big or a sugar cane plant were the size of a tree and grew that big in only 30 days. We could wean our county off of Middle Eastern oil in no time. Arty said, "Wouldn't you have to give the giant plants more water and fertilizer to let them grow faster."

Ted said, "Well that's what Articuno is here to prove." Articuno was behind a set of bars like the ones they had in the state prisons. It used to be in simply an oversized bird cage but she quickly out grew it. Articuno tapped her beak on the side of the cage wanting food. Arty felt sorry for Articuno being locked up like this and being tested on. Ted opened the cage and refilled her food dispenser. Articuno ate thought about 30 pounds of food in no time and was still hungry.

Ted said, "Well that's what Articuno is here to prove." Articuno was behind a set of bars like the ones they had in the state prisons. It used to be in simply an oversized bird cage but she quickly out grew it. Articuno tapped her beak on the side of the cage wanting food. Arty felt sorry for Articuno being locked up like this and being tested on. Ted opened the cage and refilled her food dispenser. Articuno ate thought about 30 pounds of food in no time and was still hungry.