(A/N: in honor of Earth Day, my fourth favorite holiday ever... Even though its like... A million days too late.. What the hey)
"Oh how exciting, the festival of Earth! Earth peoples pay their respects to the planet Earth!" Starfire hugged an Earth plushie to her chest. "How glorious!"
"Yeah, spend $70 bucks at the gas pump, and continue to use un-renewable fossil fuels," Cyborg mused from his gallon bowl of Lucky Charms. "Oh yeah, that hole in the Ozone is loving us right now."
"Well, why don't we try to make the Tower more energy efficient?" Robin questioned, cocking and eyebrow.
"Yeah! I could totally throw some things together and we could have this tower eco-friendly in a week." Cyborg sounded excited.
"How glorious! I wish all earthlings would help save the planet earth." Starfire smiled, looking at Robin.
"I'll need cash... And lot's of it." Cyborg waggled his eyebrow at Robin.
"Oh, I do wish to help too!" Starfire smiled, Beast Boy suddenly came in the room.
"Duuudes, I swear, I was in the middle of my twenty minute shower and-"
"You take a twenty minute shower?" Robin gawked at the green shape-shifter.
"Uh---yeah. Anyway, the water shuts off," Beast Boy looked nervous.
"So?" Cyborg questioned, finishing his cereal, going over to the couch to watch TV.
"Raven hasn't taken her shower yet."
"You're going to die." Cyborg put a fist over his mouth, hiding a smile.
"Thanks bud, thanks for having my back."
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Energy Efficient
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"Really Rae, I would have never thought you'd be this crazy about Earth Day..." Beast Boy admired Raven from his perch next to Cyborg, playing Space Chickens IV.
"I'm not crazy." She murmured as she was replacing the light bulbs with the energy efficient ones. Raven, had taken her shower late that night, so felt no need to waste more water, code for, Beast Boy got to live for another day. Robin and Starfire were currently installing low-flow shower heads in all the bathrooms, or, as Raven and Beast Boy new, Making out in the bathroom. "I'm trying to save the Earth, unlike some people." She glared at Beast Boy who was sitting on the couch, a bag of Doritos half empty beside him.
"I've done my share of recycling." He said as he threw a can of soda over his head, landing in the trashcan.
Raven sighed. "Everybody's going green."
"Um, hello?" Beast Boy pointed to his messy mop of green hair. "I'm way ahead of the curve. And since when have you cared about everyone else?"
"Cute," Raven mused. "As in eco-friendly, Beast Boy."
"Again, hello, vegetarian."
"You are unbelievable," Raven rolled her eyes. "As in using less energy."
"Rae, all I've been doing is watching TV and Facebooking all week, I haven't moved, like, at all."
"You're distorted."
Robin laughed as Starfire giggled as they came back into the room.
"Raven, that was really racist," Beast Boy said, not really paying attention as he was on level sixteen on Space Chickens IV.
Raven took a deep breath. "Tell me Beast Boy, is there anything connected to your brain stem?"
"Har har, Rae, I keep telling you to become a comedian, you have the face for it," Beast Boy sent her a cocky smirk over the edge of the couch.
She hated him.
Raven sighed. "You're uniform makes you look fat."
That's what she would have said....
But, she stuck with the normal. "You're impossible."
"...That's what she said."
(A/N: unGodly short and not fluffy at all, but I've had this on my computer since April... So yeah!)