hola people. this is my first fanfic on this account. it is a songfic.

I do not own legally blonde or twilight.

if you haven't realized yet, it is to the tune of "omigod you guys"

enjoy!

ALICE:
Dear Bell, He's a lucky vamp.
I'm like gonna cry, if only I were not a vampire!
OH WOW! He is my brother!
You're a perfect match,
Because I have such great taste in clothes,
Of course he will propose!

ROSALIE:
Bell-a, I still don't like you,
I don't know why I should help with your hair!

ESME:
So old, it was his mom's
This will be so fun!
I just hope that he doesn't see…

ALL:
How beautiful his bride will be!

ALL:
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Bella's gonna be a vampire.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening, our own vamp and human.
Finally she'll be trying on a indestructibility for size,
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!

ESME:
Okay, everybody's here.
Good now fall in line and we'll start the wedding parade.

ROSALIE:
Wear dresses in pretty lace,
Don't forget to smile.
Lose the tie Em (emmett) you look like a dork!
Now prepare to be blown away!
Shhh!

ALL:
(whisper and slowly get louder)
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Belle's gonna get married.

ROSALIE:
Shh!

ALL:
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali—

ROSALIE:
Shh!

ALL:
Omigod!

ROSALIE:
Guys I'm Serious!

ALICE:
Bella and Edward were meant to be!

Not once ever has he hit on others!

O yea!

ALICE:
They're just like that couple from titanic,
Only Edward's dead!

ALL:
Omigod!

ESME:
2, 3, 4—

ALL:
Daughter of Renee and Charlie,
Soon to be married,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make sure you made the right choice,
Waste not his huge account,
Before you turn nineteen,
Strive to become a vampire.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood no man can supersead,
Our sacred bond of vampirehood.
Omigod!Omigod you guy—

ROSALIE:
(spoken) Guys, she's not here.

ALL:
What?
Where is she?
Where could she be?!
OMIGOD!

ALL:
Seth, where is Bella?

Seth:
(Barks)

ALICE:
She isn't wearing her wedding dress?

Seth:
(Barks)

ALICE:
She's NOT freaking out?

SETH:
(Barks)

ALICE:
She's trapped inside a mouse?

SETH:
(Barks)

ALICE:
O, woops, sorry.
Inside her house?!

ALL:
OMIGOD! Mass Emergency!
Don't take the any car!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress
And to acessorize. Omigod! You guys!
OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!
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LLE:
(spoken) I don't really care but—
(sung) Today needs to let them know,
Human life must go,
But it can't come right out say vampire.
Can't look like I'm desperate,
Or like I'm waiting for it,
I gotta leave Edward his pride,
So vamp is more implied.

ROSALIE:
(spoken) There she is!

BELLA:
Omigod! I am in my house.
All today I've had butterflys,
Everytime he looks at me it's totally that crooked smile!
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale,
Can I wear something I bought on sale?

ROSALIE:
Love is like forever,
This is no time to economize.

ALICE:
Omigod you guys!

JESSICA:
(spoken) Bella makes me look so unpopular.
Excuse me Bell, have you seen this?
It just came in.
It's perfect for you.

ALICE:
(spoken) Right, with a half looped-
stitch on china silk?

JESSICA:
I wasn't talking to you, but yeah, I think so.

ALICE:
But the thing is, you cant use a
half looped stitch on china silk it'll pucker.
And you didn't just get this in cause I saw it in last May's VOGUE.

ROSALIE:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!

ALICE:
I'm not about to make Bella wear last year's dress at this year's price.

ROSALIE:
Alice saw right through that sales girl's lies.

ALICE:
(spoken)It may be perfect for Bella, but Bella's not that Bella

(sang) she may be in love,
but I'm not stupid, lady I've got venomy eyes.

RENEE:
Omigod! Bella Swan, sorry our mistake.
Charlie, come here now.
We have something we have to gibe.
Try this it's your Grandma Swan's, go on, put it on..
Alice put us through hell!
For a gift from us to Bell!

Bella:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This is perfect, and it's time to fly!
See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise.
Omigod!

ALL:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
Let's go home before some one cries.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Cause we love you guys.

BELLA:
No, I love you guys!

ALICE:
Omigod!

BELLA:
Omigod!

ALL:
Omigod! you guys!
(spoken)OMIGOD!

I know its not very good. Please review and I'll try to do better next time.