The thing I'm going to talk about is not an opinion. It is a fact and facts leave no room for doubts. So hear me out and get enlightened people!
Hermione Granger is stupid.
Yes, you heard right people. She is a helluva dumbass bimbo who doesn't deserve the fame. Yeah she helped defeat Voldermort. BIG DEAL! The key word here is HELPED.
The brightest witch of her age you say. Well who said in the first place? Remus Lupin, a filthy werewolf. You take the word of half-breeds, the next thing you'll start believing that Harry Potter is a fictional character written by a brainy woman. Did you see what I did there? I called a woman brainy. Ha!
She kissed a guy at the age of fifteen. What a slut! I mean if she had been as smart as she is supposed to be, she'd have obviously banged him on sight whilst flipping the bird to his numerous Quidditch fans. I mean women can only be strong characters when they're having crazy sex with a hunk, amirite people?
I mean she campaigns for house elf rights! House elves like being enslaved girl! They like not wearing clothes, not getting wages, being treated as a despicable thing and they absolutely love punishment. Because they are only a step below women in terms of being deserving. No wonder Dobby died.
Well, let's see what makes y'all think she's clever. Well she practically S. P. E. W.s out all useful information but HEY why does anyone want that when you have Siri? And geeks and nerds are SO NOT COOL.
It's all under Dumbledore's gay agenda. Yeah, yeah the dude's dead but that doesn't make him any less wrong. He's gay people! That's so gross and unnatural just like Nicki Minaj's butt! And being gay sends you directly to hell where you meet... Other gay people. How awful is that?
Let's compare her to the true heroine of the series- LAVENDER FUCKING BROWN. I mean Hermione just pathetically wrung her stupid hands around Ron, only just starting to try acting on her feeling when BAM! Lavender swoops in. And then Hermione acts so whiny and jealous because she was his best friend! She was there first. Grab some Kleenex, woman.
Of course Lavender was killed by Fernir Greyback. Who is (no surprise) a werewolf.
She is supposedly so smart but couldn't defend herself from a giant mountain troll. It didn't matter that she was only twelve and despite being skilled in magic, kinda tiny, she should've punched the thing in the nose!
And she doesn't have an ounce of self esteem. Of course, a Mudblood doesn't need self esteem. She only manages to look pretty with so much of magic involved! nerdiness gets you nowhere with a guy. The theory that having brains implies that a girl doesn't need a man is rubbish because all GIRLS NEED A MAN. Also, girls are idiots.
I mean she went for the sidekick. L-A-M-E. Harry Potter is a skinny little dweeb in glasses, dweebs stick together! She went against the contemporary law of mating, which shows extra preference to hot people.
As a conclusion I'd like to say- please check the date people. You'll know what the conclusion is automatically. I love flames, a lot more than Voldermort loves pink.
Arianne