This is my debuting fan-fic on this site. I hope you all enjoy it. As a few notes about this story, the boys are now eighteen and the original mayor has left South Park. For those who are wondering, this is a war story. Please read and review so I know how I'm doing. I am open to any suggestions that you may have because I want this to be a fun story. Now Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

The South Park Civil War

Chapter 1

The red haired boy pulled himself out of his bed and looked around his room. Blinking the tiredness from his eyes he got himself dressed. As Kyle walked out of the front door to his house, he was greeted by the sound of birds, hidden due to a smoke filled sky. He started on the sidewalk, not being able to use the road because it was full of holes and craters brought on by the conflict that had all but left the boy's mind. As Kyle approached the cemetery he looked out at what now resembled a miniature Arlington, full of crosses, most of them new. As he walked through the mass of graves he couldn't help but feel an overcoming sense of despair. The red head finally reached the grave that he was searching for. Kneeling down on one knee he read the birth and death dates of his best friend, Stan Marsh. Below that he read the inscription, "Beloved son and friend". Friend, the word pierced his thoughts and stabbed at his heart. Grief consumed him as he remembered what caused this.

Six Months Earlier

It was coming time for the town meeting to decide who was going to run for mayor of South Park. The two running were Randy Marsh and Gerald Broflovski. As everyone started to arrive at the town hall there were many whispers and chattering people. Until finally the spokesman told the crowd, "Quiet people so we can have our two candidates debate and tell you why you should vote for them."

Everyone started to quiet down as the two candidates appeared on stage. The spokesperson announced, "We will hear from our first candidate Randy Marsh."

"Hello everyone," Mr. Marsh spoke, "As all of you know, I am going to be running for mayor and I think that while it is important to take care of our society, it is also important to take care of our environment. Not only will I help our fair town politically I will also be helping it environmentally."

"And now we will hear from his opponent Mr. Broflovski."

"Hello and good evening to all of you. As my opponent said, the important things are to take care of our society and our environment. Now I agree that those are some very important things, but he has left out one major thing and that is the enormous debt that South Park is in. If you elect me as mayor then I will do my best to see that the debt is paid. Then after that I can start pushing for a lowering of prices that would not strain everyone's pockets."

"Now I am sure the first thing that the people want to know is why you two are running for the position of mayor. So Mr. Marsh I guess I will start things off by asking you, why are you choosing to run for mayor of South Park?"

"Well I think that rich people like my opponent are always the people that are making the highlights instead of everyday regular joes like me. Plus he is practically the richest person in South Park and now you're telling me that he wants more power. Just remember what happened when he became so smug and that cloud of smugness nearly killed us all."

"Okay then. Mr. Broflovski same question."

"Well I think that by the way our previous mayor did things was really wrong. For example how she let a practically full scale riot against that group Korn when they came to play at our Halloween festival which my partner took a part in if you all remember."

"Hey the way that I remember you were also in that mob as well so don't you dare try to say to all these people that I was the main cause of that mob."

"Would the both of you just please settle down so we can finish this debate like normal civilized people. Now Mr. Marsh you had mentioned something about the environment would you please tell us more about this subject."

"Well if you ask me this place has been a wasteland filled with litter and trash and you tell me how our popularity will increase if this place is nothing but a dump."

"Mr. Broflovski what do you have to say about this plan of action."

"I say that it sounds like he is treating us like little children by saying that we have to clean up South Park. If you ask me it sounds like he is saying clean up your room."

"This is a serious topic! How can you have a society when the land that you are trying to live off of is inhabitable?"

"This is funny coming from a guy who does not even know how to do his own job. He wasn't even able to tell what was going on with our mountain when it was really a volcano getting ready to blow its top. He had to call a person up so he could find out what the hell was going on."

"Alright I think that is enough debating for now. Let's hear it for our candidates."

The crowd applauded as the two candidates took their seats and the other important matters were discussed that evening. The next day all the boys met together at the voting booth. To nobody's surprise Cartman had to start up an argument.

"Stan's dad is going to kick you Jewish ass Kyle!"

"In your dreams fat-ass", Kyle snapped back.

"Hey man my dad may not be all that smart or have much knowledge of political standards but that does not mean that he could convince some people," interrupted Stan.

"That's right the only reason that your father would win the election is because he is an overpaid dumbass lawyer who does nothing but lie to get rich."

"At least he went to law school and has some idea of what he will be doing unlike Stan's dad who has had no political experience what so ever."

"Dude would you guys just calm down and save this for later." Stan advised.

"Yeah, in case you haven't noticed, which it is clear that you haven't, everyone in the building is looking at us," Kenny pointed out.

It was then that the two quit arguing and looked around and noticed that Stan and Kenny were right everyone was looking at them. Looking all around they saw people cast them many different stares they gazed at them with such surprise, and some stared at them as if to say that they are being rude.

"I'm sorry Stan," Kyle whispered, "it is just that I can't stand the way Cartman has to make such a big deal out of every little thing."

"No problem dude," Stan replied, "I totally agree that Cartman can be a pain in the ass that is almost as big as his ass if not bigger."

It seemed like forever before the lines to the voting booths finally came to them. After they had all cast their ballots and started to leave Cartman started up the same old argument, "I am telling you guys that Stan's dad is going to whip Kyle's dad's ass so bad that he will never open his big Jewish lawyer mouth ever again."

"Cartman you are about his close to getting your ass kicked in the middle of the public."

"That would be a very nice help for your father's campaign. I can just see it now the headlines will say "Son of mayoral candidate beats up an innocent little boy."

"You are as innocent as O.J Simpson you dirty son of a bitch!"

"Guys would you just calm down. Let's go throw rocks as cars pass by and then blame it on Butters and just have fun like we used to and not let this whole mayoral campaign get in the way."