Dance to the Music
Disclaimer: I do not own either Sly and the Family Stones or GI Joe. This is a continuation of events that occurred in my fanfic, I Disappear. In other words, the second act of the G. I. Joe Talent Show.
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Quite some time later, as Hawk crawled out of the wreckage of a Beach Head trashed set, he picked up the microphone and said. "The next performers are Roadblock, Big Lob, and Doc playing Sly and the Family Stones' Dance to the Music."
Big Lob began to sing, "Boom boom boom boom ba boom ba boom boom boom.. Boom boom boom boom ba boom ba boom boom boom.."
Then Roadblock jumps in, "Hey Doc."
"What?" Doc asks as Big Lob keeps humming.
"All we need is a drummer, for people who only need a beat." Roadblock begins, and Big Lob starts drumming away. Roadblock drags Beach Head to his feet and tries to make him dance.
"I'm gonna add a little guitar and make it easy to move your feet." Roadblock continues, strumming away on a guitar as he walks through the Audience and hands it off to Footloose who keeps up the beat.
"I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide." Big Lob adds.
"You might like to hear my organ playing "Ride Sally Ride!" Doc says, picking up the beat, now more than a few Joes are following Roadblock who's dancing seventies style through the audience.
"You might like to hear the horns blowin', Bree on the throne, yeah!" Doc continues, "Bree and Big Lob got a message they're sayin':"
"All the squares, go home!" Bree and Big Lob shout. Hiding up in the ventilation ducts, Firefly the Cobra saboteur breaks out and starts dancing with the group of Joes.
"Dance to the Music, Dance to the Music." Right now all the Joes, even Hawk are getting into the act, line dancing through the aisles with Roadblock's lead. Beach Head tries unsuccessfully to sneak away but is grabbed by several hands and dragged into the group.
"Dance to the Music!" Flint shouts from toward the front of the line.
"That's the spirit!" Roadblock shouts.
"Dance to the Music! Dance to the Music!" Everyone but Beach Head shouts.
Now the big instrumental part starts back in with Big Lob on a big horn, Bree taking the drums and Doc doing some guitar work. Again Beach Head tries to sneak towards an exit but Stormshadow leaps into his path and shoves him back into the group.
Finally the song is over and Hawk says, "That went well, the set is still standing."
"Uh, sir you spoke too soon." Dial Tone mumbles as Firefly sets fire to the stage as he runs out of the building.
Later: "Cobra Commander, Firefly's report is coming in." Destro says.
Footage from Firefly's shoulder mounted camera starts streaming into Cobra Headquarters. They get a feedback of the entire GI Joe team dancing to '70s music courtesy of Roadblock, Big Lob, Doc, and Bree. Then they see the footage from Firefly's perspective, he's dancing with the Joes.
"Firefly you traitor! COME HERE!" Cobra Commander shouts.
"Yes Cobra Commander?" Firefly replies.
"Why were you dancing with the enemy?" Cobra Commander demands.
"To gather some vital intelligence and to sabotage the G.I. Joe stage." Firefly replies.
"We'll show them what kind of talent COBRA has." Cobra Commander hisses, "Let's go."
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Next: What happens when COBRA gets into the act of the Annual G. I. Joe Talent Show? I haven't thought about that yet.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Sly and the Family Stones or GI Joe. This is a continuation of events that occurred in my fanfic, I Disappear. In other words, the second act of the G. I. Joe Talent Show.
~ ~ ~ ~
Quite some time later, as Hawk crawled out of the wreckage of a Beach Head trashed set, he picked up the microphone and said. "The next performers are Roadblock, Big Lob, and Doc playing Sly and the Family Stones' Dance to the Music."
Big Lob began to sing, "Boom boom boom boom ba boom ba boom boom boom.. Boom boom boom boom ba boom ba boom boom boom.."
Then Roadblock jumps in, "Hey Doc."
"What?" Doc asks as Big Lob keeps humming.
"All we need is a drummer, for people who only need a beat." Roadblock begins, and Big Lob starts drumming away. Roadblock drags Beach Head to his feet and tries to make him dance.
"I'm gonna add a little guitar and make it easy to move your feet." Roadblock continues, strumming away on a guitar as he walks through the Audience and hands it off to Footloose who keeps up the beat.
"I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide." Big Lob adds.
"You might like to hear my organ playing "Ride Sally Ride!" Doc says, picking up the beat, now more than a few Joes are following Roadblock who's dancing seventies style through the audience.
"You might like to hear the horns blowin', Bree on the throne, yeah!" Doc continues, "Bree and Big Lob got a message they're sayin':"
"All the squares, go home!" Bree and Big Lob shout. Hiding up in the ventilation ducts, Firefly the Cobra saboteur breaks out and starts dancing with the group of Joes.
"Dance to the Music, Dance to the Music." Right now all the Joes, even Hawk are getting into the act, line dancing through the aisles with Roadblock's lead. Beach Head tries unsuccessfully to sneak away but is grabbed by several hands and dragged into the group.
"Dance to the Music!" Flint shouts from toward the front of the line.
"That's the spirit!" Roadblock shouts.
"Dance to the Music! Dance to the Music!" Everyone but Beach Head shouts.
Now the big instrumental part starts back in with Big Lob on a big horn, Bree taking the drums and Doc doing some guitar work. Again Beach Head tries to sneak towards an exit but Stormshadow leaps into his path and shoves him back into the group.
Finally the song is over and Hawk says, "That went well, the set is still standing."
"Uh, sir you spoke too soon." Dial Tone mumbles as Firefly sets fire to the stage as he runs out of the building.
Later: "Cobra Commander, Firefly's report is coming in." Destro says.
Footage from Firefly's shoulder mounted camera starts streaming into Cobra Headquarters. They get a feedback of the entire GI Joe team dancing to '70s music courtesy of Roadblock, Big Lob, Doc, and Bree. Then they see the footage from Firefly's perspective, he's dancing with the Joes.
"Firefly you traitor! COME HERE!" Cobra Commander shouts.
"Yes Cobra Commander?" Firefly replies.
"Why were you dancing with the enemy?" Cobra Commander demands.
"To gather some vital intelligence and to sabotage the G.I. Joe stage." Firefly replies.
"We'll show them what kind of talent COBRA has." Cobra Commander hisses, "Let's go."
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Next: What happens when COBRA gets into the act of the Annual G. I. Joe Talent Show? I haven't thought about that yet.