Author's Note:Okay then. This is my first fic on this account.

WARNING: This fic will undoubtedly offend many people. please do not read if you are likely to be offended by people not paying God the respect he deserves and know that i mean no disrespect with this fic. it was merely a "what if" that has been buzzing around my head for a while.

It may be a bit confusing at first so if you have any questions about anything but the plot feel free to ask them, unless all you need is a clarification, then you can feel free to ask away!

Okay, this fic is beta'ed by the tres ven (in joke) CANDY-is-EPIC.

Uhh, that's all I can think of atm.

Please enjoy and try not to be offended.

My name is Lucinder and this is my story. It is the truth.

My story, and the commonly spread lies, begin in the same place. My creation. Our creation. The creation of myself and the one you probably know as "God".

That's right. "God" as you call him, was created. He is not some being who has been there for all of eternity. He too had a beginning.

We were created by a being we know only as Jehovah. He wasn't "God" then, only Xavier.

He was the destroyer. I the creator.

That is what we were. What we are. And what we shall always be.

We started out as equals. He could only create empty shells. I could not destroy.

But as time wore on....wait. I should tell this in chronological order to save you mortals from getting too confused.

I was creating the universe, but he got fidgety and was wearing on my nerves. Always wanting me to take a break to play with him.

So I set him to creating angels for him to play with rather than me and, like a small child, was soon occupied with making his angels perfect...but not as perfect as him of course.

But then, when he was done...they didn't come to life. He was so disappointed I couldn't resist. I gave them life.

He was overjoyed. Never shall I forget how full of childish innocence he was back then.

He wanted to create more. And so create more he did.

More and more, faster and faster he got at making those empty shells. And, once again, I got annoyed.

So I gave some of his angels special abilities. Abilities similar to my own.

The ability to heal, to create life, so on and so forth.

He didn't interrupt my work again until I had finished my ultimate creation. Humans.

I gave them the power to reproduce, the same as all of the animals. But the humans, they had something more. They had free will. Minds of their own. I watched those children grown and was pleased.

I was known as the "Mother of all" or just "Mother" for short by everyone.

Life went on. I let him take all the credit for everything. I was merely his early companion, created for the purpose of keeping him company. I let them think that. To soothe his sense of manly pride.

All was well...for a time.

But then...some of the angels, the older ones, knew that he had not created them see. They kept quiet, not wanting to destroy the balance we had achieved. But each day he lived in fear that they would not care for the balance, or that they would slip up and the truth would come out.

So I had to go.

I understand. Really I do. I was condemned to hell because of stupid male pride. There is really nothing more to it.

But that didn't make it any easier to bear when he tore my wings into bloody shreds.

So he condemned "Lucifer" to hell to be proclaimed his "eternal nemesis" and set his archangels to ensure that the paradise I created for my children would get steadily worse as the years wore on until all of humanity completely and utterly renounced me.

I was "Lucifer" in case you hadn't already guessed. He changed my name so there wouldn't be a revolt when he sentenced their precious "Mother" to "Hell". He gave them a common enemy so that there would be no disturbances in his kingdom.

Later he sent down the angels first created by myself and those who had been gifted with any ability that even remotely resembled mine. And then fabricated a story to keep him the "good guy".

Although, I admit. I did help him out on a few occasions. The most well known of which being the child known as "Jesus Christ".

I sent Gabriel to earth to visit a young woman in tears because of a stupid decision she made, sleeping with a man whilst engaged to be married to another. Her name was Mary. Yes Jesus had an earthly father and was not born of "immaculate conception", but I will not disclose his name for that was her business.

I merely allowed Jesus a chance at life. I sent Gabriel to impersonate a messenger of Xavier and tell her that the child in her womb was destined for great things.

She believed him. And thus the New Testament was born. There was a bit of truth in that section of the Bible. Not much but more so then in the Old Testament.

Let me recount the time immediately following his death. You see whenever a mortal creature dies, be it animal or human, it is reincarnated into the same species as it died as. That is, of course, unless one of us decides to keep that particular soul. Me or Xavier that is. It does not happen often. We usually let the souls return to their earth, cleansed and pure, waiting to be tainted by the corruption and violence that is earth. The home I created for my children.

Jesus did not reappear. I knew his soul, he was newly created when Mary fell pregnant with him and I will never forget the feel of his soul.

I went to "heaven" to ask Xavier what the Hell had happened.

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"Where is he Xavier?!" I stormed through "heaven", ignoring those who tried to greet me after millennia of absence on my part. "What happened to my—" I trailed off as I entered his personal room.

There he stood with my boy.

The two of them looked up at me. The colour drained from Xavier's face when he saw me.

"Who is she Father?" the boy asked him.

"Yes Xavier," I said testily, "Who am I?"

Xavier sighed and waved a hand, creating seats for himself and my boy.

"Manners, Xavier, you should get a lady a chair as well"

He looked at me in surprise. "I thought you could make your own"

I gave him a look. He got the hint and made me a seat fit for a lady. "I cannot, in fact, make inanimate objects, that is what you're there for. But even if I could you should still make a chair for your...what exactly amI to you? I can't me your nemesis as you proclaimed all those years ago or you would have let everyone here know why their precious "Mother" hasn't been around for the last few millennia" Xavier looked uncomfortable as my poor boy looked back and forth between us in confusion.

I sighed, "What's to become of the boy Xavier, at least tell me that"

"He will be 'resurrected' in a few days after which he will tell his followers that he will come again when the world needs him most, then rejoin me here until I decide to send him out into the world again—"

"Hopefully to get all of humankind to renounce me for good this time?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You will get your chance to send an 'Anti-Christ' to keep your 'children' from completely turning their backs on you, if you wish. The boy will also announce this."

"I will go myself, save Gabriel or any other of your angels you banished with me from doing the task."

"Gabriel?" it was only the second thing my boy had said in my presence, "But he was the one who told Mother about me wasn't he? I'm confused."

"Don't worry about it child," I said, "it was all part of Xavier here's plan to save humanity from me."

"Who are you?"

"I'm the one you would know as 'the Devil'." I replied sadly.

My boy looked at me, "You don't look evil to me." he offered.

I smiled half heartedly at him, "All I do is for the good of my children, be they human, animal or angel. That is why I play the villain."

"It seems a very lonely existence" my darling boy said after a moment's thought.

"Oh you have no idea" I whispered, "But I should be going, I have to make sure that humanity will be ready to renounce me for your second coming."

"Wait, will I remember you?"

"When you go back this time, while you are here after, when you go back later is up to Xavier."

"You will remember nothing until your sixteenth birthday on which you will remember everything."

"I'll ensure I do the same then." and with that I left heaven.

I have not been there since.

Author's Note: Okay, so that's the Prologue. The first chapter will be posted shortly (as in, within the next half hour) and will be substantially longer.

Okay! Now to introduce my lovely beta and the protagonist properly:

Tenshi: Everyone, this is Luci. Luci, say hello.

Luci: Hello.

Tenshi: and this is my totally ven beta, CANDY!

CANDY: OMGQ HAII THAR!!!

Luci: ... why does she remind me of Bonnie

CANDY: I wonder

Tenshi: That would be because Bonnie is based off CANDY and i have to clear every single thing Bonnie does with my darling Beta

Luci: So even that whole truth or dare thing...

Tenshi: SHUT UP LUCI NO SPOILERS!!

CANDY: *Grins*

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