Popstars

Popstars

A/N: This is my show of the Popstars TV series, Harry Potter style.

Harry, Ron and Hermione where walking down the marble staircase after Charms. Ron was really annoyed because he couldn't do a Shield charm. "Everytime I try and do one, I end up with a Dementor doing the Veela dance in front of me!" Ron complained.

"You're saying the words wrong! It isn't taramona leganasalda, it's tarona legamanalda!" Hermione yelled at Ron. Ron rolled his eyeballs and accidentally threw a quill at her. Hermione dodged and it landed on a notice board. "Sorry!" Ron said to Hermione nervously. Ron went to get his quill. He started reading the page where the quill had landed. "COOL!" he yelled after a few minutes. "HARRY! COME AND SEE THIS!" Harry strolled over and read this:

The Funky Warts

Auditions for a brand new pop band made from Hogwarts pupils will be held next Saturday. We are looking for the 5 most talented singers from the school. The people that we are looking for should be talented, kind, organised, and able to mix with pupils who they maybe don't particularly get along with and pupils who have lots of time. Please learn a song off by heart and sing it on Saturday.

The next Saturday…

Harry, Ron and Hermione had all learned songs during the week. Harry and Ron had performed in front of each other but Hermione practised alone. Harry and Ron had tried to listen to her voice while she was in the dorm, but Hermione had put a soundproofing charm on the room. Cho went first. Cho sang I'm not that kind by Anastasia. It sounded brilliant. Next was Malfoy. He sang we will Rock You by Five. It sounded terrible. When it was Harry's turn he got nervous, but he sang quite well. Ron sang brilliantly. Finally it was Hemione's go. She sang Alanis Morsette with Ironic. It was by far the best. Ron goggled at her. Harry just stared at her. When she finished there was a pause then the audience was filled with applause. Hermione smiled weakly. And then it was time to see who had made it into the top 30…

A/N: Like it? Harry's always good at everything, so I made him bad at something.