The incident of all incidents
Summary: It was the worst kept secret of all time, Gendry and Arya being an item. So, of course the Stark brothers had a plan to finally making them confess. But there was a bigger secret being kept.
Jon:
Pain, that was the first thing Jon felt when he woke up and "fuck" was the first thing that crossed his mind, what had happened? Did a truck ran him over? Last thing he remembered was being at the bar, with Robb, waiting for Theon and HotPie to drag Gendry over so Robb could start playing matchmaker. Seriously, if he wasn't in so much pain, he would laugh at Robb's obsession over Gendry being in love with Arya, seriously those two were like brother and sister, sometime he even felt jealous over how much time they spent together.
But first things first, why did his body hurt so much. He had drank, a lot, it was obvious since his head was killing him. But why did his ribs, face and jaw hurted so much? Where they in a fight? Yes… he had vague memories of a fight. Now that he thought about it, he remembered punching someone, he punched… someone big. Was Drogo there? Daeny was there, so Drogo must've been there, but why did he punched his almost brother in law? Why?
Or maybe it wasn't Drogo, it could've been Thoros, but… why? No, he needed to ask what the hell had happened. But first, he needed to open his eyes, get up, throw up, brush his teeth and ask someone if it was safe to go inside the manor. Yes, that was the plan.
"Jon, get up! Cate and Ed said that if all you aren't there in half an hour, everything would be even worst" – Ygritte had an amused tone when she said it, and the singing voice she used was like a hammer to the head.
"What the fuck happened last night" – was all he could say at the time while getting up, he could hear Grit's laugh while she was sitting on the sofa waiting for him to get ready.
"Seems like someone can't remember the biggest scandal in this family history. This is going to be so much fun". – his girlfriend was laughing while saying stuff he didn't get. What the hell had happened, he was starting to get worried.
"Is everyone ok? I know we fought with… someone" – Jon asked while getting inside the shower. And while showering he discovered he was bruised all over. He had the quickest shower of his life, and put on the first thing he could grab on. While combing his hair he discovered he had a blackeye, that was just fucking great.
"Hell yeah! After you got Gendry hammered, really, what the fuck was that? He saw Bolton bugging your sister and… all hell broke loose!." – sometimes he wondered about his girlfriend's sense of humor. A fight wasn't funny, Bolton harassing his cousin/sister wasn't funny. Fuck, he was getting angry just thinking about it while memories came back to him.
"Then, Gendry went hulkster on Bolton, Robb joined, you joined, Theon joined while recording the whole ordeal of you fighting that fatso's crew. Arya screamed for Gendry to kick Bolton's ass, Jeyne almost passed out of fear, Shireen went ballistic, Sansa screamed even harder asking Daeny to send her tribe to help. It ended being a war inside of the bar, Drogo had to take Gendry away before he killed Bolton, Aegon had to carry Arya, while us girls had to keep you away before the police showed up". – fuck, they were fucked up. Ed was going to kill them all after Catelyn had skinned them alive.
"Then, Gendry thought Aegon was going after Arry, and another fight almost broke outside on the street but Drogo and Thoros held Gendry, Aegon took US home. Theon got Sansa, and Shireen home. Bran appeared along Rickon with the truck to pick Robb, Jeyne, and I don't know who else. Drogo took Arya, Daeny and Gendry". – Jon was stunned, had all of that happened last night and how come Ygritte thought it was funny. And, were all of them going to be punished? Were ALL of them going to be during the… lecture?
"Gods! Gritte, that shit is not funny, we're in deep shit trouble!" – He was terrified screaming at his girlfriend, they were getting outside the pool house, where he lived, and walking to the main house.
"Oh shit IS funny, Snow! You just know nothing! That's not even all of it!" – she was laughing harder, if it wasn't such a critical moment and he wasn't feeling so clueless he could remark on how much he loved his laugh. But first things first, he needed to know what more had happened before going inside, he needed to be able to explain and defend himself! Fuck, he was screwed but, hell what the hell had happened?!
"Well, when everyone arrived, you and Robb went to kick Gendry's ass because of what he said at the bar!" – she was laughing histericaly now, so… that means that the big figure he remembered hiting was Gendry. WHY DID HE NEEDED TO PUNCH GENDRY?! Wasn't he defending his sister?!
"Ygritte" – his tone was dead serious, so much it made her stopped laughing – "Why did we punched Gendry?" – she laughed again, so hard tears appeared on her pale face – "Ygritte, what the fuck is so funny about it?!" – he screamed, he was losing it.
"Everything! You just know nothing and that's so funny because it means this is going to be epic, darling! YOU JUST KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW!" – she was mental, his girlfriend went crazy or she was high or still drunk, that was the only explanation he found.
"Now, let's go inside so you can finally figure out what happened and I can try to defend your cute ass from the punishment of all punishments! By the way, the black eye was from me!" – she opened the door to the manor and continued laughing.
And… what he did for to her to punch him in the face?! Was his last though as he went inside.
Theon:
This was gold, Theon thought, he had a camera recording everything from the island in the kitchen. It was the perfect angle to capture everything that was going to happen. He knew last night was going to be eventful, but he didn't expect it to be THAT fun.
Jon and Ygritte had just arrived, he looked like shit. It was so funny, he was going to take pictures of all of it without them knowing. Yes, Theon Grevjoy had a twisted sense of humor, but it wasn't everyday that the big brothers found out about their best friend and their sister.
Robb was sitting in the couch holding an ice pack, Jeyne was sitting next to him without looking at him, uhhh she was mad.. Robb was even more screwed. Theon was grinning while continuing scanning the living room.
Catelyn was sitting there, with the most serious face he'd seen on her in quite a while. It was funny knowing you weren't the one getting grounded. He had already told the parents their side of the story, and showed them the evidence! Now Gendry was in the studio talking to Ed about who knows what, he was probably getting murdered. Yeah, that was probably it. Papa Stark was murdering Gendry and Arya was missing, where was the little wolf by the way?
Daeny and Drogo were by the stairs, why did they had stayed? That was something that Theon wondered. Sure that spending holidays away from home and being present during Daeny's nephew's punishment wasn't fun, well It was but not as holiday fun. Well, It was fun, yep they were in it for the fun, just as him, that's why they had a curious grin on their faces. Grinning and Drogo was just scary, so Theon though that it was enough time looking at them.
Aegon was over there, and you could see that he also sported a blackeye, which looked even worse than Jon's. But hey! Both brothers had blackeyes, that was coincidentally funny. Really, this family was weird. Theon always ended up wondering how come all of them were connected somehow.
Theon was a Greyjoy from the Iron Lands, but he lived here since his family thought Winterfell suited him best and he would be around Ed's kids who were his age. And those were Rob and Jon, the ones who started the whole problem. Great examples for him, for the first time it wasn't him the one in trouble.
He glanced at Daeny, Aegon and Jon. How come they're all related? He was like a cousin of the Starks since their families were old acquantainces. Jon was half Stark and half Targaryen, but he was raised by Ed since Daeny's brother, Jon's dad, passed away. And that was the reason almost everyone considered Jon as one of Ed and Catelyn's kids. Aegon was Jon's half-brother. Now they were brothers by bruises, the first thing they had in common, ever!
Theon laughed a little at that thought and Sansa gave him the stink eye, she was beside him looking pretty, hell pretty. How come someone who had the scare of her life and almost didn't sleep last night could still look so pretty? That was something he didn't understand.
"C'mon red, you gotta admit that this whole situation is a little funny" – the iron born said while looking at Sansa and winking an eye, she rolled her eyes and turned around, but he could see her blush! She blushed!
Bran and Rickon were sitting quietly, whispering something. They were free of it all, they are just here because they want to hear the fun, like him. Yep, that's why he liked those two.
But going back to yesterday, yes the fault was entirely on Robb and Jon, mostly Robb. He wanted Gendry to confess his love for Arya. Because Robb finally put two and two together and figured out Gendry and Arya were dating, but Gendry kept it a secret from them. So his master plan? Getting Gendry drunk and to confess, oh boy he confessed! AND HE HAD IT ALL ON RECORD AND ABOUT TO BE PLAYED ON THE BIG SCREEN!
He could hear steps getting closer and voices, and finally Gendry and Ed appeared talking and laughing. Laughing? That was odd, Theon though. He had all bets that Ed was murdering him in his office.
So Gendry standed next to momma and poppa Stark, who now were showing their serious faces.
"Motherfucker, you…! I'm going to kill you!" – Robb screamed again, but he was still on the couch, which mean he was afraid of papa Stark. Well, he should be since yesterday he could finally understand why everyone respected him so much.
"Robb, QUIET!" – Catelyn said, and the young wolf just slouched even more on the couch. Big brother was scared of his folks, funny. "Now, let's begin" – Eddard said and the room went cold. And Theon chuckled even more and Sansa punched him on the rib.
Gendry:
Fucking Robb! It was all his fault! And Arya's! If she had listened to him, nothing would have happened! Well, the only thing funny was that he got to kick Bolton's ass. That was all Gendry could think right now.
If his body didn't hurt as much, this whole situation would actually be ok for him. The truth was out and he wouldn't be keeping secrets anymore. Gendry crossed his arms waiting for Eddard to start talking and asking questions. He had already talked to him, and to Catelyn after he woke up hours ago. It was noon now, they arrived at 3am and he passed out about that time.
"I've already heard Theon, Arya and Gendry's version of the whole story" - Eddard said, all serious – "now, It's going to be your turn Jon, and finally we're going to hear your version Robb" – if Gendry had been in Robb and Jon's places he'd been scared, he was scared but those two were pale.
"Uncle Ed, Jon doesn't quite remember what happened last night. I've informed him partially, but he's still out in the cold and knows nothing" – Ygritte had just saved and ruined Jon at the same time and laughed about it. Jon was blushing, embarrassed and looking like hell. But what worried Gendry the most was that it all meant that Jon was going to find out again about the announcement incident. Fuck. He was fucked, again. Fuck.
"Oh my God, how much did you boys drank last night?!" – Caytlin asked, nobody answered but all the guys blushed and Theon laughed. Seriously, Gendry was starting to think that Theon was still drunk or he got a blow to the head so hard that left some kind of laughing tic, yes that must be it.
"Yes, we were drunk but it's his fault!" – Robb screamed and pointed at Gendry. Everybody turned to look at him and he just shifted uncomfortable.
"Seriously Robb, everyone knows you and Jon got the poor guy drunk to ask him if he was after Arya!" – Sansa remarked, for the first time today she talked to back Gendry. Fuck, that was the first time it happened.
"Yes! Because he shouldn't have looked at her in the first place! They've known each other since forever! IT's just like… incest" – The oldest brother spat out, Gendry blushed, Jon looked at him with hate and Sansa rolled her eyes.
"Robb, Gendry and Arya had liked each other since they were kids! Everyone knows that, even I know that! – It was Rickon's turn to speak, he just said it in a matter of fact tone. "That just makes it worst! – Robb shouted in return
"Raise your hand everyone who knew that Arya and Gendry liked each other" – Bran said looking at no one in particular. And for the nth time today Gendry was surprised. He could see Sansa, Theon, Ygritte, Catelyn, Ed, Rickon, Jeyne, Aegon (motherfucker he though while looking at him), Drogo and Daenerys raising their hand.
"Yeah, it was obvious but nobody knew they were dating! Behind our backs! – Jon shouted, for the first time today while looking at the floor. – "Darling, everyone but you and your dumb brother knew!" – Ygritte said in a happy tone. How come she's always happy?
"And Arya and Gendry were the dumb ones who though they were good at keeping it a secret" – Jeyne had said laughing.
"But that doesn't justify what happened last night! You got the boy drunk, you were drunk yourselves and picked out a fight and then you fought in our garden, YOU FOUGHT IN THE HOUSE!" – Catelyn was getting angrier by the second, that was something to be scared of.
"That was because of him! He dated our sister and said something out of his mind and then punched the Bolton for touching our sister, which is the only thing you did right yesterday, by the way. And then I see you making out with my sister on my house and yes! I punched you and you pushed me!" – that was it, that was Robb's explanation to everything that happened last night.
"Actually, I pushed you away from him. Waters didn't have it in him to hit neither of you" – and that was the first thing Drogo said that day, with that weird deep voice that made him sound as the lead singer of Panthera.
"I don't remember much about it either! I just know I saw that guy touching her, Arya punched him and he tried to punch her back! That's when I got mad! I don't even know what I said at that moment! Then everything is a blur and I just remember being here and you both punching me for touching your sister! I always knew that when you found out you'll be mad and you had the right to it! That's why I didn't punched back, out of respect! –
Finally, Gendry spoke and told them everything, he was sweating buckets and he was pretty sure he was blushing but felt a relief, a weight coming of his shoulders.
"Respect my ass, Gendry! You broke the bro code! – Robb yelled, he was now standing and looked as if he was about to punch him again. Jon was standing between both, looking as if he didn't know what to do or who to back up.
"EVERYONE SIT DOWN" – everyone flinched when Eddard Stark yelled, and the boys sat down, even Gendry found a place to sit. Yeah, everyone knew nothing good came out of angering papa wolf, Gendry knew that, everyone knew that.
"Now, Theon" – Eddard said in a calmed voice – "could you, please, put the video you showed me so these stupid's sons of mine know what happened last night since none of them can remember because they drank their weight on alcohol in a way that would make Robert proud?!" – Theon just pressed play and everyone turned to the TV.
The video showed Gendry, Robb, Jon, HotPie, Thoros, Sam drinking at the bar. All shoving frinks at Gendry and forcing him to drink. He flinched at the sight of it, that was embarrassing reliving that night. You could hear Robb asking a thousand questions to Gendry.
"So, you like my sistser" – Robb shouted from the TV
"Yes, I love her" – the girls said awwww while watching it
"Since when are you dating her?" – Jon asked
"Since, since, since that time" – Gendry slurred and turn around over the balcony of the pub
"So, you ARE dating my little sister! – Robb could be heard shouting.
But, Gendry was looking and frowning while looking over the balcony and standing up, both hands on the rail while screaming.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE!" – The scream was loud enough to be heard on every part of the bar and Gendry disappeared over the balcony and you could hear a collective – "WHAT?!" – that came from everyone on the video, and from Jon from the living room.
"I believe that would be enough, Theon" - Theon paused the video as commanded and Eddard prepared to talk again - "So, that's what happened and the fight broke. I'm not mad at Gendry because he defended your sister, he could've hurt himself while jumping of the second floor and it was you fault he was in that drunk state" – he said while pointing at Jon and Robb.
"But dad! He's dating Arya and calling her his wife! He hasn't even asked for permission and he wants to marry her already!" – Robb replied, slouching again in the couch and holding the melted ice pack.
"He has asked for permission to date me, I was the one who told him not to tell you" – and in that moment Arya appeared, and Gendry was glad she was here and how come she looks so pretty after coming from a run.
"Arya! Why didn't you tell us?!" – Jon asked, still embarrassed - "Because you're cavemen! I knew you'd beat him up and make a big deal out of it! He wanted to come clean, I didn't let him" – she said while sitting on the couch next to Gendry.
"Mon, dad, you knew they were dating?! How come you approve it? – Robb asked incredulous.
"Yes Robb, we knew. We both are happy they're together" – the calm voice of Catelyn said – "He's always being there for her, they studied together abroad in Storms Emd, he took her to her prom, he thought her to drive because you all were too busy to do it and let's not get into the whole appendicitis incident!" – Gendry blushed at all being said.
"What's the appendicitis incident?" – Ygritte asked laughing, that woman is mental, Gendry was sure of it.
"One time when mom and dad traveled to King's Landing, with Bran and Rickon, they left Arya. Robb and Jon here as I was in Highgarden. They all though it'd be fun going to Catasmere for the weekend but Arya fell ill. Long story short, big brothers didn't care and went anyway, Arya stayed with Gendry who said couldn't leave her, now it's obvious why. Arya's fever was high, she was in pain so Gendry took her to the hospital, his car broke on the way, rain began, and he ran to the hospital carrying her. Arya got in before her appendix exploded and Gendry got pneumonia" – Sansa explained.
"Oh my god, no wonder the folks love you" – Aegon spoke laughing. Gendry was blushing hard and Arya was hugging him saying stuff like "my hero".
Arya:
"Fine! You approve! Even though he's a sick bastard who's been lusting after our little sister all these years! They've being having sleepovers since high school! In his apartment! They are roommates back in Storms End! They're always together! Why is nobody making a fuss over it! He's a perv with a lollicon complex!" – Robb kept screaming, seriously Arya sometimes wonder how her brother was so dense. Rickon and Bran were laughing and her mother had a smirk on her face, oh oh.
"Robb, Gendry asked my permission to date your sister since the beginning, I already told you that" – Eddard was getting bored of his son's stubbornness, Arya noted.
"He's sick! He calls her his wife!" – yelped Robb with the most high pitched voiced she'd heard of him in quite a while. "Yes! What was that about?! – Jon asked.
"That's because I AM his wife, we got married when I turned 18 over the summer" – The last statement Arya said made everyone pale.
"WHAAAAAAT?!" – Sansa, Rickon, Bran, Jon, Robb, Aegon and Jeyne screamed at the same time.
And hell broke loose again, Arya thought. Robb and Jon charged at Gendry who just closed his eyes waiting to be punched. None came as Drogo held Robb and Jon in each of his arms as if they weighted nothing.
"You, son of a bitch! You married MY LITTLE SISTER! BEHIND OUR BACKS! YOU FORCED HER TO MARRY YOU!" – Robb was a fury, screaming and insulting Gendry as he tried to free himself from Drogo's grip. Was Drogo on steroids? How come he's so strong?
"You, you betrayed the code! You conveyed her to marry you?!" – Jon kicked and screamed as hard as the other Stark.
In that moment Arya knew she needed to come clean as the whole announcement incident seemed to be getting out of control. Thank the gods she asked Drogo o stayed, if not her brothers would've killed his husband by now.
"Robb Eddard Stark Tully, Jon Jaehaerys Targaryen Stark both of you, SIT DOWN RIGHT THIS SECOND!" – Shit, Catelyn had just used full names, that meant she was about to kill both guys at any second. Both of them knew, they were not that dumb to continuing angering the wolf mother, so they calmed enough for Drogo to release them.
"Arya, I believe this is the right moment to explain this whole situation to your older brothers" – Arya flinched, this was going to be… embarrassing. She prepared to do what her father told her to do. Her sister, younger brothers and Jeyne were open mothed looking at her, not knowing what the hell had happened.
"Mom, Dad you knew about this? – Sansa's voice was shocked. How come her sister was married?!
"Arya, talk, now" – the order was absolute so she breathed in and started. – "Over the summer Gendry asked me what did I wanted to do for my birthday, so I told him to go to Bravoos to spend some time and he agreed" – she began
"He tricked you in going!" –
"Robb, shut up and let her talk! – Rickon said.
"So, an idea crossed my mind. I had been dating Gendry since I was 16" –
"SIXTEEN?!" – Jon and Robb screamed
"Yes, sixteen, and well you know, I was going to be 18 and I had been with him for two years, and known him since he moved here from King's Landing, and liked him since forever so I thought it was a good idea to take the relationship to the next step…"
"So… you married him without telling us?!" – Sansa asked and Theon kept on laughing, he'd be getting his punishment soon, Arya thought smirking.
"No, I thought it was time for us to have sex! He didn't want to sleep with me because he's old school and traumatized about being Robert's son out of wedlock. And he beleves in the holy shit sanctity of marriage, so he never wanted to sleep with me after all this years! So I figured since I don't plan on dating anyone else because he's well, perfect – Gendry blushed at the comment – "I made a plan to get him drunk and marring him on the Free Cities! That's how it happened! So since we got married, he could get over his no sex before marriage rule! – by the time she finished, Arya was blushing and screaming, Gendry had covered his face in embarrassment and everyone but the parents, Theon and Ygritte were stunned.
And that's when Theon broke in a fit of laughter and Ygritte joined him as well, the Targaryens, sans Jon, looked them as if they were crazy and the Starks were stunned. Catelyn was embarrassed and Ed had a smirk on his face.
Since when did you know?!" – Jon asked both parents, completely in shock.
I told them after we got back!" – Arya screamed.
"Actually, we knew before it happened because Gendry told us" –
It didn't matter who said it as everyone screamed "WHAT?!" this time.
"Gendry Waters Baratheon, YOU KNEW and told my parents!" – Arya scream at her husband.
"Yes, I found out about your plan after I heard you talking on the phone to Ygritte about it" – everyone turned to look at Wild while she just waved and continue laughing – "So I called your dad and told him, so he could convince you otherwise, but he told me to get along your plan".
"WHAT?!" – it was now everyone's turn to scream. Arya really couldn't believe how this announcement incident was turning out.
"I was listening to your dad talking to a frantic Gendry about Arya's intentions, so I thought they should get married! She has commitment issues! So I always knew she wouldn't do it the normal way. This was the best case scenario, they could get married and then we could have a pressure free ceremony, because she was already married it'd be a formality! It was it or no wedding at all!" – The whole room was stunned at Catelyn's explanation – "So I told your father to encourage Gendry to play along, he's perfect for your sister".
"In the end, I pretended to be drunker than I was and married her, it was then or never" – Arya turned to face Gendry, he knew, he took care of her parents so that's why they let it go easy, she always found it odd. Now, him looking blushed, uncomfortable, tired, bruised, with his arms crossed and fucked up hair he looked better than ever in her eyes.
"I love you, Waters" – was all she could say
"You never touched her before she was of age and before you married her?" – Robb was stunned, and his anger was… diminishing.
"No" – Gendry sighted.
"Robb, you hear about a secret wedding and all you care is if your sister was a virgin on her wedding?" – Theon was still laughing.
"shut up, I don't want to know about Arya's sex life! I just… Why didn't you tell us you were together" – Jon asked Gendry.
"Because I told him not to, I figured you'd found out and accept it and because I didn't want to explain"
"But…"
"He wanted to ask your permission to date since the beginning, but I didn't let him. He asked dad anyways. You would've messed everything up, interrupt us and never let us be alone" –
"The hell I wouldn't have" – Robb was getting angry again.
"Seriously Robb, Gendry has been in love with her since forever, he never dated anyone, he waited until marriage to be with her, he's the best damn thing in the world and you're still making trouble! Calm down, idiot! – when Jeyne spoke, it was always on point and that's why Arya liked her. Robb just pouted even more.
"Well, the secret is out. We will have a ceremony on Christmas, that's your sister's punishment. Now, why did you fought on the yard? – Ed asked his sons.
"We arrived and Gendry was shoving his tongue down Arya's throat" – anger was coming back, the yard incident needed to be solved.
"Well, he punched the crap out of the guy who groped me and the whole way here kept saying that he loved me and wanted to be with me forever and was ready to receive your beat down, so off course I kissed him right there in front of everybody" – both Jon and Robb were blushing now.
"Gods, he even said he loved her when you arrived, he said you were right to punch him and he never fought back " – Ygritte said
"It was lovely, honorable even" – finally, blondie Daeny spoke, Arya thought.
"And that's when your dad appeared out of nowhere and pulled both of you from Gendry as if you weighted nothing and threw you in the air! But you kept coming back, so Ygritte punched you Jon and knocked him out, that was great by the way Gritt – Theon said pointing at Ygritte – "And Jeyne went all hulk and carried Robb away with Sansa and Bran's help! And I suppose that's when you passed out".
"Why are you so calmed about this whole secret wedding incident?!" Sansa spat out looking at Theon, who paled in return – "YOU KNEW! That's why you had the camera yesterday and didn't drink, that's why you told me it was going to be an eventful night! How come you knew?!" And you! – pointing at Daenaerys – "you also knew! You are her friend in Bravos! - the redhead was turning redder in anger.
"Well, I…" – Theon tried to talk – "Yes, I knew, I got her the pretty dress she wore at her wedding on MY hotel, and I sent the pictures to your parents" – by the time Daenerys finished talking, Drogo was laughing for the first time.
"Theon and Ygritte encouraged me to do it" – Arya said happily.
"I've been betrayed by my WHOLE family!" – Jon screamed while covering his face.
"Nobody betrayed anyone, if you weren't so over protective of your sister nothing would've happened" – the other Targaryen spoke.
"can't argue with that" – Bran added.
"How come everyone knew they were together?! – Robb finally asked.
"The kissing incident, I caught them making out at school when they thought nobody was looking" – Bran said.
"The jealousy incident, Gendry and I got drunk watching a game at my place and he started talking about Jon's brother liked Arya, his Arya, and he shouldn't go near his wife and then he passed out, so I made a few calls and found out the truth" – Theon said grinning.
"The makeup incident, Arya asked me to do her makeup and lend her a dress for a secret thing she had, I followed her out of curiosity and saw she went on a date with Gendry" – Sansa said.
"The sexy time incident! Arya asked me how to seduce Gendry a year ago!" Ygritte said laughing.
"The "I love you" incident, I passed near them as they were all lovey dovey saying they loved each other – Rickon said.
"Jon, Robb you were the only ones who didn't know" – Eddard said sighting, his boys were not the brightest. "Well, at least we kept it from two people" – both Arya and Gendry laughed at that. And the clueless ones were still angry, but couldn't say anything. They had to get used to the fact that they were oblivious and dumb.
"Now that everything is out in the open, the secret is out and I, for once, am free of guilt, let's get over with it and do some bonding, mending, family time and celebrate!" – Theon said gladly.
"You knew Theon; you also broke the code. We already beat the bull, don't make us go after you" – Robb stated while Jon glared at Theon.
"Well, to diminish the tension, why don't we have a barbecue outside, eat, have fun and plan my wedding punishment?! – Arya said smiling.
"YES!" – the rest of the girls and Cate screamed.
And that was how the announcement incident came to an end. Telling the truth was hard, but not the horrible thing Arya thought it'd be, omitting the fact that her husband was bruised all over.
And everyone went outside, Robb and Jon apologized because Ed forced them and Gendry apologized as well. The girls went on to plan a wedding, and Arya just rejected every idea they said. In the end all the males ended up playing football, that included the Targaryens, the Starks, Gendry and Drogo.
Theon kept recording everything and Arya got her revenge at him for recording this whole deal for posterity.
"So Theon" – she sang loudly enough for everyone to hear and the latter stopped to look at her thinking "shit", the males stopped playing and stared. "When do you and Sansa plan to say you're dating?!" – Sansa went pale, Theon started running after hearing the male Starks scream "WHAT?!". The women sighted, since they all knew about it.
And finally Jon and Robb started chasing after Theon to beat the crap out of him, Eddard just sat down and started drinking asking himself when did his sons became so stupid. Gendry decided he didn't want to get anymore bruises and went to plan a wedding since Greyjoy deserved a beating. Drogo went after Robb and Aegon after his brother, because that was the reason Arya asked them to stay, to hold her brothers down and not letting them beat Theon at least to death.
Yes, the announcement incident was followed by the barbecue incident and Theon lost a tooth.
Nothing was ever boring at the Stark manor, Aryan thought.
Author's note:
My first fanfiction in years. Sorry for the grammar mistakes, I'm not a native English speaker but I had to get this idea out of me.