Authors Notes :~ I have made this story up out of thin air. If someone has done something like this, then I didn't know about it honestly. Anyway, I just want to clear the whole thing about the other Lily & James story. Sorry about that. I must have clicked on the wrong story. I'm really sorry about that! Green Eyed Lily is supposed to write the next part to this story, if she ever gets time that is. While I remember, this is not meant to be an insult for religion. It is just how I imagine it to be. Well, the usual, Read & review! Luvin Lily.
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James was a 'normal' boy. Respectable like. All the mothers of the world would have called him a 'descent boy.' As if! You should have seen what he could do to a ceiling with only a dunny roll and tree leaves. But to save you from the gross details, I won't say what exactly he did. Any way, James was looking down from heaven one; well do they have days up there? Anyway, James Potter was looking down onto earth when he noticed the strip club. He was about to go have a little look but he saw Lily's (Lily is his wife by the way) face. James grinned his childish grin.
"Yes, Mummy, I'll go clean my room." Surprisingly, James went and did what he said.
While he was going through some old scrapbooks and diaries of his (while he was still alive) when he was just about to start school at Hogwarts. James sighed. Lily walked in.
"I don't believe it! You were actually tiding up this place! You looked so cute when I was watching you." Lily cooed.
James looked defensive. "Aren't I always cute? Hey, do you want to look at a few of these things with me? It isn't like we're running short on time."
"Don't say that. You get me all depressed."
"Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Would I say anything to hurt my little petal? Well, are you going to look at them with me?" James replied before Lily started crying.
"Hey how about I get my diaries and we match the days together. See what we both thought of each other, while we weren't married and stuff."
"Yep. Sick idea."
Lily looked confused, then she said, "Have you been listening in on some high school kids conversations again? It doesn't suit us oldies." Laughing Lily walked away to get her diaries and scrapbooks from her childhood.
Lily walked back a few minutes later to find James showing Lily's (dead) friend, Kat, from Hogwarts friend some embarrassing photos of her when she was young.
"Mr. Potter! How could you?!?!" She practically yelled.
"That would be my queue to leave." Kat whispered to no one in particular. With that she just disappeared with a puff of smoke, leaving James alone with a killer tiger, whoops, I meant Lily. (close enough!)
When the Potters were done coughing from the smoke, Lily was fine. She saw why she couldn't find her old stuff, because James had taken them.
"Forgive me?" James squeaked.
Lily laughed. "Just give them to me and I'll think about it" Not wanting to make a big fought out of it he did also said "When do you're dates start?"
"The day before Hogwarts started. What about yours?"
"The same. You read first." James kindly offered.
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Sorry this part is so short, but I wanted to leave the first entry to Green Eyed Lily. Good luck G-E-L!!! She should write as soon as she can people. If you want to be kept up to day, put me Luvin Lily and Green Eyed Lily on your Author Alert thing. If you haven't joined, Do so!!!
Luvin Lily bunnikins30@hotmail.com
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James was a 'normal' boy. Respectable like. All the mothers of the world would have called him a 'descent boy.' As if! You should have seen what he could do to a ceiling with only a dunny roll and tree leaves. But to save you from the gross details, I won't say what exactly he did. Any way, James was looking down from heaven one; well do they have days up there? Anyway, James Potter was looking down onto earth when he noticed the strip club. He was about to go have a little look but he saw Lily's (Lily is his wife by the way) face. James grinned his childish grin.
"Yes, Mummy, I'll go clean my room." Surprisingly, James went and did what he said.
While he was going through some old scrapbooks and diaries of his (while he was still alive) when he was just about to start school at Hogwarts. James sighed. Lily walked in.
"I don't believe it! You were actually tiding up this place! You looked so cute when I was watching you." Lily cooed.
James looked defensive. "Aren't I always cute? Hey, do you want to look at a few of these things with me? It isn't like we're running short on time."
"Don't say that. You get me all depressed."
"Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Would I say anything to hurt my little petal? Well, are you going to look at them with me?" James replied before Lily started crying.
"Hey how about I get my diaries and we match the days together. See what we both thought of each other, while we weren't married and stuff."
"Yep. Sick idea."
Lily looked confused, then she said, "Have you been listening in on some high school kids conversations again? It doesn't suit us oldies." Laughing Lily walked away to get her diaries and scrapbooks from her childhood.
Lily walked back a few minutes later to find James showing Lily's (dead) friend, Kat, from Hogwarts friend some embarrassing photos of her when she was young.
"Mr. Potter! How could you?!?!" She practically yelled.
"That would be my queue to leave." Kat whispered to no one in particular. With that she just disappeared with a puff of smoke, leaving James alone with a killer tiger, whoops, I meant Lily. (close enough!)
When the Potters were done coughing from the smoke, Lily was fine. She saw why she couldn't find her old stuff, because James had taken them.
"Forgive me?" James squeaked.
Lily laughed. "Just give them to me and I'll think about it" Not wanting to make a big fought out of it he did also said "When do you're dates start?"
"The day before Hogwarts started. What about yours?"
"The same. You read first." James kindly offered.
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Sorry this part is so short, but I wanted to leave the first entry to Green Eyed Lily. Good luck G-E-L!!! She should write as soon as she can people. If you want to be kept up to day, put me Luvin Lily and Green Eyed Lily on your Author Alert thing. If you haven't joined, Do so!!!
Luvin Lily bunnikins30@hotmail.com