*SIGH*
Well.................. I was talking to my friend the Bush (I'm not psycho talking to a bush, she's a real person... or is she?!) well anyway. I was just talking to Bush when I got the WIERDEST idea EVER..... WHAT IF........ Draco had an accident, and he was split in two... and...complications.... hehehe... stuff happens....OOH I'm such a sicko. lol. But really- Draco is my FAVORITE character and I just LOVE tormenting him!! I have the wierdest mind.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter- if you people think I do well you're just crazy.
Two Faced
Chapter one~The Accident
Draco walked down the corridor down to potions, flanked by Crabbe and Goyle. He had his trademark smirk registered on his face as he watched others frown as he passed.
He strode into potions late, and just walked in to sit down by Pansy. Professor Snape slightly frowned, but stood up and tapped the board with his wand. Writing scrawled across the board and he cleared his throat. "Today, you will be making the life duplication potion. You will find its uses in the back of your book- just don't touch it, especially if you all mess up.... you will find that the effects are quite- er- messy." He finished with a malicious grin, then added: "Get to work! You have exactly one hour. Anyone who doesn't finish will receive a zero in today's work."
Draco started shredding his mandrake leaves while Pansy giggled with her annoying girlfriends. He rolled his eyes. The stupid girl. He was going to take complete credit for this if she didn't help him- which, she wouldn't. Ah well- when she recieved a shitty grade in potions, it wouldn't be his fault.
Draco carefully mixed his ingredients into his potion with care. This year, he was determined to beat out that mudblood wench for the top of their grade. At least- in potions, anyway. He carefully added a dash of powdered moonstone, watching as the potion started bubbling at an alarming rate. The potion rhen turned a sickening yellow color and cooled down to a simmer.
Pansy was listening intently as her friend Blaise told her a joke. Blaise's eyes lit up as she grandly brought out the punch line with a flourish. Pansy doubled over with laughter, making the desk shake. The small cauldron quivered slightly. Pansy turned around to her friend and continued to laugh and talk.
Draco had leaned back in his seat, his hands casually placed behind his head. He was just dozing off when he heard a shriek and felt something hard fall on him. His eyes flew open and he stared down at what had landed on his lap. "What the...." He leaped up, attempting to wipe the yellow slime off his robes. He held his hand in front of him, watching the potion seep into his skin.
"PANSY, YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT!"
Pansy turned around, startled. "What?"
"You little...ARRGH!" He yelled. He felt as if his head was splitting in two. Draco fell to his knees, clutching his head. He squeezed his eyes together tightly. When he opened them, everything swirled together in a technicolor mess. He tried to steady himself by placing his hand on the desk, but he leaned forward and suddenly everything went black.
***
The boy woke up in a strange room. He brought up his hands and rubbed his temples. Gods, did he have a headache. He looked around, seeing basic white walls and rows of neat little beds like his own. There was only one other person in the room, a boy who looked about seventeen with slicked back blonde hair.
Hearing something, he turned around sharply. A squatty little woman walked into the room, rolling a tray of what appeared to be several different colored liquids contained in several different shaped jars. "Uh, mam?" He asked as the woman turned to face him.
She looked startled and confused, but she answered him anyway. "Yes?"
"Where am I?"
"Don't you know?"
"No, I don't."
"You're in Hogwart's Hospital wing."
"Why am I here? I've never even heard of Hogwads."
"Hogwarts. And you... don't remember anything?"
"No."
***
SO.... what did ya think? Who's the boy? What happened? Why doesn't he know anything?! HAHAHA I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!! Hmph- I am so good. *gets smug look on her face* lalala *Ditz brainwashes you to find out more later* I am so good at this brainwashing stuff....
~Ditz
Well.................. I was talking to my friend the Bush (I'm not psycho talking to a bush, she's a real person... or is she?!) well anyway. I was just talking to Bush when I got the WIERDEST idea EVER..... WHAT IF........ Draco had an accident, and he was split in two... and...complications.... hehehe... stuff happens....OOH I'm such a sicko. lol. But really- Draco is my FAVORITE character and I just LOVE tormenting him!! I have the wierdest mind.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter- if you people think I do well you're just crazy.
Two Faced
Chapter one~The Accident
Draco walked down the corridor down to potions, flanked by Crabbe and Goyle. He had his trademark smirk registered on his face as he watched others frown as he passed.
He strode into potions late, and just walked in to sit down by Pansy. Professor Snape slightly frowned, but stood up and tapped the board with his wand. Writing scrawled across the board and he cleared his throat. "Today, you will be making the life duplication potion. You will find its uses in the back of your book- just don't touch it, especially if you all mess up.... you will find that the effects are quite- er- messy." He finished with a malicious grin, then added: "Get to work! You have exactly one hour. Anyone who doesn't finish will receive a zero in today's work."
Draco started shredding his mandrake leaves while Pansy giggled with her annoying girlfriends. He rolled his eyes. The stupid girl. He was going to take complete credit for this if she didn't help him- which, she wouldn't. Ah well- when she recieved a shitty grade in potions, it wouldn't be his fault.
Draco carefully mixed his ingredients into his potion with care. This year, he was determined to beat out that mudblood wench for the top of their grade. At least- in potions, anyway. He carefully added a dash of powdered moonstone, watching as the potion started bubbling at an alarming rate. The potion rhen turned a sickening yellow color and cooled down to a simmer.
Pansy was listening intently as her friend Blaise told her a joke. Blaise's eyes lit up as she grandly brought out the punch line with a flourish. Pansy doubled over with laughter, making the desk shake. The small cauldron quivered slightly. Pansy turned around to her friend and continued to laugh and talk.
Draco had leaned back in his seat, his hands casually placed behind his head. He was just dozing off when he heard a shriek and felt something hard fall on him. His eyes flew open and he stared down at what had landed on his lap. "What the...." He leaped up, attempting to wipe the yellow slime off his robes. He held his hand in front of him, watching the potion seep into his skin.
"PANSY, YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT!"
Pansy turned around, startled. "What?"
"You little...ARRGH!" He yelled. He felt as if his head was splitting in two. Draco fell to his knees, clutching his head. He squeezed his eyes together tightly. When he opened them, everything swirled together in a technicolor mess. He tried to steady himself by placing his hand on the desk, but he leaned forward and suddenly everything went black.
***
The boy woke up in a strange room. He brought up his hands and rubbed his temples. Gods, did he have a headache. He looked around, seeing basic white walls and rows of neat little beds like his own. There was only one other person in the room, a boy who looked about seventeen with slicked back blonde hair.
Hearing something, he turned around sharply. A squatty little woman walked into the room, rolling a tray of what appeared to be several different colored liquids contained in several different shaped jars. "Uh, mam?" He asked as the woman turned to face him.
She looked startled and confused, but she answered him anyway. "Yes?"
"Where am I?"
"Don't you know?"
"No, I don't."
"You're in Hogwart's Hospital wing."
"Why am I here? I've never even heard of Hogwads."
"Hogwarts. And you... don't remember anything?"
"No."
***
SO.... what did ya think? Who's the boy? What happened? Why doesn't he know anything?! HAHAHA I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!! Hmph- I am so good. *gets smug look on her face* lalala *Ditz brainwashes you to find out more later* I am so good at this brainwashing stuff....
~Ditz