Bad combinations: Sharp kunai and Dull minds

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, why would I write fanfiction?

This fanfiction pre-chunin exam days, it's my reasoning to why Sasuke never asks Kakashi why he is always late.

Kakashi O.C

" "-Talking

" "-Thinking

General P.O.V

It's a beautiful and peaceful afternoon in Konoha, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, academy children are skipping class. Generally everyone is happy except 3 gennin who await their sensei.

Naruto being the first to break the silence "If he isn't going to show up in the morning then why does he call us,"

"I know, I didn't even get to blow dry my hair this morning" said Sakura.

"You think that's bad," said naruto jumping up and down "I didn't even get to change my underwear today this is the 5th day ive been using this one"

"……………EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO MUCH INFORMATION " Sakura screams shoving naruto into the river.

"Sakura shut the hell up, its way to early for all this" "kill me, kill me now"

"im sorry sasuke-kun"

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2 hrs later

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POOF,

"Yo, sorry about being late, a stupid store clerk held me up,"

"Liar"

"Yeah right"

"Hn" "who the hell dose he think he's fooling"

"I am not, I can prove it, I went to the weapons shop wanting to trade in these kunai I just got" said kakashi pulling out a box of kunais, "they are defective, but the clerk won't take them back"

"Kakashi-sensei"

"Yes sasuke"

"The kunais look fine, why did you waste our time trying to return them"

"You see kids, these kunai are way to sharp"

"What do you mean?" said sasuke.

"The stupid thing cut me when I touched it "

"……….." "and he's supposed to teach me about being a ninja"

"……….." "ramen ramen ramen"

"……….." "Sasuke-kun is soooooooooooo hot when he's spechless"

"So I went back and demanded to trade then whit kunai that were not so sharp"

"……….."

"……….."

"……….."

"…………………..………..You made us wait here for 3 hrs while you went to a weapons store and asked for DULL kunai," said sakura, the first to recover.

"Yep and the bitch refused, can u believe that"

"……….." "I'm never gonna kill Itachi, like this"

"……….." "wow, and I thought Naruto was dumb"

"……….." "and people say I'm dumb, oh well if he's one of the best in the village, I'll surely become HOKAGE "

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Well that's my first fanfic, sad, I know,

I got the idea from a website,

R&R