HI!!!!!! Guys well guess what I was looking around and found no good Darry/Ponyboy stories -Sighs-can you believe that Ilike all slash Outsiders stories all with Ponyboy and hate three sums!! Sorry all other fangirls that's just me Ponyboy is always the Uke-slut to all my favorite stories. I took some of the plot from a story that I read, just the plot nothing else. Okay lets Rumble-no pun intended-

Darry Got New.

"Bye Steve!" Sodapop yelled as Steve car pulled away with him waving, he entered the house it was unusually quiet. Until he heard a sound which made him wonder whether or not to call Steve to pick him up or stay in the house and put up with the noise.

"Ahh Hmm!" the seemed to echo off the walls of the house. Sodapop stepped closer to the door not caring about the dying cat. Another moan escaped from Darry's bedroom.

What is going on in here? Who the hell is getting my brother laid?

There was grunt which he could tell was Darry and soon after a moan came.

"Darry, Harder, Faster!" the breathy girl was moaning and panting like crazy. Soda slowly backed away from the portal leading into Darry's room he decided to call Steve. He hurried and called Steve fumbling at the dials.

"Hello, this is Steve." The voice on the other side of the phone spoke.

"Hey Steve is Soda." There was a chuckle.

"Didn't I just drop you off what superman giving you a headache?"

"Actually Superman is getting laid." There was a pause before..

"What the fuck!! Superman is getting laid, damn." Steve shouted from the other end.

"Yah I can't believe it either anyways come get me it's louder than I expected."

"Okay I'm on it." Then the phone went dead. Soda sighed he thought it was best if he just waited down the curb. Then he saw Steve black car pull up, to find Dallas, Johnny, and Two-bit along for the ride.

"Hop in Pepsi-cola." He jumped into the car as they drove down the street. It was silent until Two-bit..

"So let me get this straight Darry is finally fucking I'm I right." He practically yelled in my ear. I sighed.

"Yes Two-bit he is getting laid." Man Steve can't keep your mouth shut for nonthin.

Time Skip

The whole gang came back to Soda's house after watching the crappiest movie ever When Monsters Attack! They walked in to see Darry lying on the couch with Ponyboy between his legs reading Moby Dick.

"Hey guys." Ponyboy said looking up from his book, Soda came over and gave his youngest brother a hug, and sat down on the little space left on the couch while the rest of the crew sat down on the floor and Steve sitting in the arm rest chair.

"So Darry." Steve sighed from his chair "heard that you got laid." Darry coughed and sat up this motion sent Pony flying into soda lap.

"Sorry Pony." Darry said trying not to look at Steve.

"S'kay." Pony said from my lap grinning like a mad-man at me. I had to chuckle and ruffle his un-greased hair.

Steve spoke up again because he was not getting his answer. "So what did she look like? Was she a virgin, How old. Also Soda was the one that heard everything." Darry turned his head to where I was sitting.

Damn Steve putting me on the spotlight.

"Well I…I." I stuttered "I well.. I didn't hear everything I left early giving you your privacy." Pony snorted and burst out laughing. The whole gang looked at him.

"What it's funny." Pony then put his book in front of his face blocking the stares. The gang went back to normal after that but Two-bit and Steve kept pestering Darry about the girl.

"Shut up will you, I don't have to tell you about my sex life!" Darry yelled getting up from the couch and going to his bedroom.

Wait where was Ponyboy at the time?

"Hey Pony where were you." I asked looking at my little brother from my lap. He looked up from his book.

"I was in the lot reading, but then sun went down so I came home." He stated, he smiled after I ruffled his hair.

"I'm going to go talk to Darry, I don't want him grumpy in the morning." With that being said he moved from the couch leaving his book on the chair and into Darry's room.

Two-bit spoke up "Well golly-gosh, they've been getting awful close, that's nice." Two-bit said finally looking away from the mickey-mouse show.

They have been getting close haven't they, NO what if Pony ain't gonna need me. I thought fast I didn't want to be replaced.

Dally laughed "Felling jealous there Pepsi." I looked at him bewildered and shook my head.

"You're kidding me Dall why would I be jealous." Everyone laughed and pretty after that they surprisingly all went home. I was getting ready to go to bed but I realized something was missing from the bed. Pony.

I knocked on Darry door and being anxious did not wait for an answer so I just opened it. There I found Pony seating on the bed, beside him was Darry.

"Hey guys" I sat down on the foot of the bed. Ponyboy came behind and wrapped his arms around my neck, and whisperd in my ear.

"Hi Soda, I want to go bed now." He sighed in my ear.

Why the hell I'm I getting turned on

Pony then wrapped his legs around my waist. I laughed and stood up from the bed.

"Night Dar-Dar." Pony said as I led him to our room.

"Night Soda love you." And with that pony turned away from me and fell asleep.

"Night Pones."

AN: Okay writers block hit me hard so I didn't know what to put sawwy!!!!!!!! So yah Review Please!!!!!