Disclaimor! I own neither Harry Potter or anything produced by Team Starkid! Even though they're epically awesome and I wish I knew them. Oh, well.
A Very Harry Christmas—
Handing out illegally homebrewed firewhiskey: The Weasley Twins (Are we certain that's really Firewhiskey? Hmm, better test that)
Going around drunk on butterbeer and obsessively trying to steal people's socks (while they're still wearing them): Dobby
Setting the Christmas tree, Dobby's socks, and one unfortunate person's wand on fire- Seamus Finnegan
Not at the party because he's still not over last year's Chinese New Year when he was arrested by muggle authorities for trying to "tame" the "dragon" (as the Muggles say…): Charlie Weasley
Setting muggle chess pieces on fire and tossing them at random people (because the animated ones are too life-like, but he's always wanted to do this to enemy chess sets): Ron Weasley, but he's blaming Seamus Finnegan
Instructing people on the historical tradition of mistletoe, only to be caught under it by Mundungus Fletcher: Hermione Granger (blegh)
The one trying desperately to leave the party: Severus Snape
The one trying desperately to crash the party (literally): Voldemort, AKA Tom Riddle, but don't let him hear you call him that. It'll only depress him. That dirty half-blood.
In the corner eating the entire buffet despite the fact that half the dessert table is made up of Weasley products: Crabbe and Goyle (Surprisingly, they look better in feathers. Maybe it's the fact that it completely covers their facial features...)
Scoffing to his father about how nobody could possibly want to go to THAT party, while secretly angsting over the fact that he wasn't even invited: Draco Malfoy
Tripping over the now burnt to a sad little crisp tree and getting hit by a flaming rook because she was trying to get a look a Remus: Nymph- I mean, Tonks.
Trying to put out the fires, replace the firewhiskey, save the socks, shove Snape out the door, revive Hermione, and kill the Dark Lackwit: Harry Potter (I had an urge to put Harry Freakin' Potter, but I'll leave that to the professionals)
And all of the people who didn't notice Dobby making off with one of their socks: Hagrid, who was too busy regaling the room with a tale of Charlie Weasley in China; Dumbledore, who noticed, but was feeling generous and considered it a Christmas bonus for Dobby; Luna, who was too concerned with the ample amount of Nargles in the room to notice her feet; Sybil Trelawney, who, quite frankly, was deep in the sherry at that point; And, last, but not least, Mad-Eye Moody who, despite his constant paranoia, was too busy yelling, "Constant vigilance" at poor Tonks that he failed to notice Dobby making off with his only sock.
I considered it for a long moment and then decided. Here it is. I put it up for a select group on Facebook, but, unfortunately, nobody particularly cared. So, despite it no longer being Christmas, I figured I'd put it with my other Harry Potter things: on Fanfiction :) I hope you like it, I tried to keep it in character as much as one can a thing such as this, and, as you've hopefully figured out, this is based off of those numerous statuses where people tag the ten friends on their wall in an premade, often hilarious, wall post. After I got "Dancing topless to Jingle Bells" twice, I decided to make my own with Harry Potter characters. Hope it makes you laugh :D
And I somehow managed to make it throught the holidays without dancing topless to Jingle Bells. Maybe I'll put it on my to-do list. ;)