The lights in the sky are peculiar. They have this...weird color. It's a sort of red, but not quite. Maybe...yellow? No... It's a light orange, that's what it is. A light orange sky doesn't sound different; at least for a sunset. But it's the middle of the day. I think it's that color because the Supreme Master has a thing for orange. That's about the only thing we have in common. While I'm a poor commoner, he's a supreme ruler of all the worlds in every galaxy.

Of course, he has no idea that I am not any normal commoner, and I would make sure he didn't until the day that I shoot my homemade bullets I made from old silverware in his heart and watched the malicious evil drain from his piercing eyes.

I turn away from the window, put my earbuds in my ears, flick my collar with my casual swagger, grabbing my firearms from my awesome pile of guns, along with my holster. Again, I think to myself, "Why do I ever wear this freaking holster?" They look awful with the shorts I usually wear. It makes me look like a complete prick. The only shorts that DO look good with it make me look like an italian stripper.

I stop looking at myself in the freaking mirror like a narcissist, and walk out into the jungle right outside my room on my 'monster island', looking around for monsters. I have had monsters jump out and break my leg while I wasn't paying attention many a time. I'll never make such a mistake again. Oh gog! Stupid! I'll jinx myself.

Just then, a bang sounded. Ha! A monster to fight. Good thing I was thinking of them, or I would be dead! I turn around pistols at the ready and all of a sudden I'm pinned to the ground by a net. Well. That wasn't what I expected. I try to struggle, but when I do, I'm stuck in the side with some kind of stick and a flash of blinding pain shoots up my body. I'd been electrocuted! The last thing I see before I'm out are the large boots of the Supreme Master's men...