Note: Hi readers! I'm very excited about writing this story. The story becomes very smutty later on, so please beware that this will not remain a Rated T story for long. Enjoy!
"Teme, c'mon! You need to come to this gokon with me!"
"What's that, Dobe, a type of ramen?"
"I wish." Naruto moaned, suddenly hungry for ramen. "It's like a, a, a, a...group blind date!"
"I'm just going for the food." Choji quipped, happily munching on some chips beside them.
"I'm not interested at all, but sensei said I need to take a break to hone in a lot better during meditation." Neji explained, practicing his karate in the air. He almost hit Shikamaru with eight trigrams mountain crusher who dodged it skillfully.
Shikamaru yawned. "I'm just going because if I'm the only one who shows up at the dojo today, the sensei will actually make me do work. So Naruto's the only one who is actually interested. "
"Naruto?" Kiba scoffed, pointing to his own chest proudly. "I'm going to bag way more chicks than him! He can go masturbate in an empty ramen cup in the corner for all I care. Right Akamaru?" The dog barked back in agreement.
"THAT WAS ONE TIME KIBA STOP TELLING PEOPLE."
The group laughed remembering the time they had walked in on Naruto in his room with said-empty ramen cup while Naruto sobbed. "I'm not going." Sasuke stated.
Naruto recovered and ran to catch up with his best friend and looked at him in shock. "Why not, Teme? DON'T BE GAY."
The boys of 'Konoha 11', which was the name of the karate dojo they go to, were walking back home together from school to the dojo like always when Naruto announced that he had met a girl with long blond hair at Ichiraku Ramen who was interested in arranging a gokon. A gokon is a modern Japanese tradition in which a girl and boy arrange to bring their friends to group date, usually at karaoke bars and things like that. Like Naruto said, it was basically 'a group blind date'. But, when it comes to THE Uchiha Sasuke, any kind of date was not his scene.
Sasuke shrugged slightly. "Hn."
"NO DON'T YOU DARE 'HN' ME UCHIHA SASUKE." Naruto demanded, pouting and stomping his foot. "You've got to come. We haven't all hung out together with a girl since Sakura left the dojo."
Sasuke was quiet for a moment. "A group date means girls doesn't it?"
Everyone nodded. "THAT SETTLES IT." Kiba announced, laughing. "UCHIHA IS GAY."
"Hn." Sasuke mumbled. "Not. Interested."
"Awww Teme." Naruto moaned, his upper lip pouting even more. "You never want to hang out with me anymore!"
"Dobe. I always hang out with you." Unfortunately, it was true. Taking that he lives with the idiot, practically every second of his day is filled with over enthusiastic blond ADD fucks named Naruto Uzumaki. He was always with the Dobe.
"But I mean, with girls, man!" Naruto continued. He looked pleadingly at the others. "HELP ME."
Neji smirked. "Well, Uchiha. You used to hang out with a certain pink haired girl all the time."
"OH YEAH SAKURA HARUNO YEAH." Kiba screeched while him and Naruto laughed. A vein began to pulse dangerously on Sasuke's forehead.
"Hn."
"Kami-sama, Uchiha, it's not fun to tease you if you just say 'hn' all the time!" Kiba protested, crossing his arms angrily. "What does it even mean?"
They ignored his question, since it was a question they had been trying to answer for years. "Teme, please, I'll buy you all the ramen you want if you come!" Naruto bargained.
"Dobe, that only works for you." Sasuke noted, noticing how much Naruto's mouth had begun watering. If it weren't for the Dojo, Sasuke thought, he wouldn't even deal with these people. But for some reason, Sasuke felt that fate would always bring his best friend Naruto's annoying ass to his doorstep; even if he ran away with a homo named Orochimaru or something like that...
Not that something like that would ever happen.
"Teme, come on, the sensei are giving us a day off." Naruto pressed, clinging to his best friend's arm. "What else can you do than go to gokon with your bestie for life NARUTO UZUMAKI FUTURE DOJO NO SHOYU-SHA?"
( A/N: Dojo No Shoyu-Sha means Master of the Dojo )
Sasuke glowered as passerby looked at them and giggled. "So many things." Sasuke told him, shoving him off.
"OHHHHH UCHIHA IS GOING TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN," Kiba bellowed, gathering the attention of the people in the street. "BECAUSE HE'S GAY. TELL YOUR FRIE- OW. OW OW OW OH OK UCHIHA. YOU WANNA FIGHT ME? LET'S GO BRO LET'S GO."
"Hn."
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING KAMI-SAMA UCHIHA I-."
"Cut it out." Neji demanded, standing in between his two friends. "This is one of the few places we're not banned from, and I plan to keep it that way."
Sasuke shrugged and they continued walking while Kiba grumbled. "Teme. I know you're gay and everything and-."
"I'm not gay. I never said I was gay."
They ignored him. "-and that you hate girls and stuff, but just think of it as like a..., a, a, a-...a..."
"A training exercise?" Shikamaru proposed, stretching his arms as he yawned for the billionth time and stared at the clouds. "Think of it as practicing your control."
Neji continued to practice his Gentle Fist in the air. "I don't like girls either, Uchiha." Neji told him before smirking. "Well not to the point that I'm a homosexual but you know what I mean. What Shikamaru said sounds good, we can all practice our chakra control and see how long it takes these girls to make us rip our hair out."
"Not me." Choji piped up, opening up a new bag of chips. "I'm staying until they stop serving the food! Nom nom nom nom nom-."
"FINE BY ME." Kiba hollered, punching the air victoriously. "MORE CHICKS FOR ME AND AKAMARU." Akamaru barked at his master happily.
"Okay." Naruto moaned. "So it's just me, Kiba, and...-WAIT KIBA YOU CAN'T BRING YOUR DOG TO THE GOKON."
"NANI! WHY THE FUCK NOT."
"THERE ARE GOING TO BE GIRLS THERE."
"EXACTLY!"
"KIBA YOUR DOG CAN'T DATE OUR GIRLS."
Sasuke sighed to Neji while his friends began a slap fight. "Fine." Sasuke told him in defeat, sliding his hands in his pockets. "I'll go. But just for the chakra control, no matter how dumb this method may be."
"A Karaoke bar?" Shikamaru groaned, exasperated.
Sasuke was grumbling. "I'm not singing."
"Me neither."
"Nope."
"I'm gonna sleep."
"THEY BETTER HAVE KATY PERRY SONGS IN THERE."
"I wonder if the food is good..."
"It's where the girls wanted to go! It wasn't my idea, I swear!" Naruto fretted as the gang entered said-karaoke bar.
The place was packed with, much to Sasuke's dismay, dumb horny teenagers on gokons. If there was any type of people Sasuke hated the most, if not all, it were dumb horny teenagers. Too bad all of his friends were dumb horny teenagers, or he wouldn't even be here. Sasuke glanced at his watch and hoped this would be over with quickly. He actually prayed, yes, Sasuke Uchiha prayed, that the girls wouldn't even show up so that he wouldn't have to deal with them. He hated girls more than anything. He hated their flirting, their advances, their winking, their everything.
But, contrary to popular belief among his friends, he was not gay.
"YO. NARUTO!" A girl with long blond haired hollered loudly, waving her arms at them. She struck Sasuke as a less extreme girl equivalent of Naruto; and the last thing he needed was another Dobe on his ass. She ushered them to the booth she was standing next to. "OVER HERE."
Naruto began jumping up and down excitedly and waving. "COMING, LADIES!" He forcefully linked arms with Sasuke so that he wouldn't try to escape and led the rest of the gang towards the booth. Sasuke wished he never agreed to this when he noticed the blond girl's eyes were glued on him hungrily.
When they got to the booth, the girls scooted over to give them room. Seated there was the loud blond girl who still had her overly eye lined and mascara'd eyes on Sasuke, a timid raven haired girl who was blushing just at the sight of Naruto (Sasuke wanted so badly to scream EWW, but he couldn't because, well, he's an Uchiha), and a girl who had her hair up in two buns who was drooling at Neji (again, Sasuke wanted to scream EW so badly. Really? HYUUGA? OF ALL PEOPLE).
And much to Sasuke's disgust, he caught Neji winking at the bun girl. Holy crap. Hyuuga. What the fuck are you doing. Who are you. Who. The. Fuck. Are. You?
Damn it, Hyuuga. You're supposed to be enduring this painfully with me. Sasuke thought, mentally grumbling.
"HELLO LADIES," Kiba screeched obnoxiously, swinging his arm around the timid looking girl's shoulder. The girl looked frightened to death and the bun haired girl gawked at him in the 'are you serious?' way. Yes. I can always count on Kiba to be an ass, Sasuke mentally smirked to himself as he noted the girls' appalled expressions.
Choji reached over and grabbed the blond girl's untouched tray of french fries without asking. "Thank-you." He beamed before devouring the food.
"N-...No problem..." The girl told him, looking at him in disgust. Well, at least he said thank-you, right? The girl quickly turned her gaze back at Sasuke and said to Naruto, without tearing away. "So, uh, why don't you introduce your friends to us, Naruto?"
"Alrighty." Naruto complied, quickly grabbing a french fry to eat from Choji, who snarled at him. "That guy over there is Neji Hyuuga, and I think he wants to fuck your friend with the buns. This is Shikamaru Nara, in about five minutes he'll probably be asleep. This is Choji Akimichi, in about five minutes he'll probably have eaten all of us. This guy over here is Kiba Inuzuka, I'm pretty sure he's into beastiality but I think you girls will do. This," He swung his arm around Sasuke's shoulders, "Is my BFF for life Sasuke Uchiha. He's an emo faggot but it's cool. I like to call him Teme." He then pointed at himself proudly. "And I am Naruto Uzumaki, and one day I'm going to be the greatest Dojo no Shoyu-Sha of the Konoha 11 dojo!"
The timid looking girl giggled at him, while trying to kindly escape from Kiba's arm. Sasuke was disgusted. Holy fucking crap, was a girl actually turned on by Naruto? Where the fuck is he. Gotta wake up. This is disgusting. Gotta wake up. Gotta wake up. Did Dobe just introduce him as the BFF and an emo faggot? Gotta wake up. Gotta wake up.
"Cool." Ino said, obviously had ignored everything aside from Sasuke's introduction. "Your name is Sasuke, eh?" She said, batting her eye lashes flirtatiously.
"Hn."
"Your turn!" Naruto told her, grinning as he stole another french fry from Choji. Choji growled at him like an animal before returning to his fries.
"Oh, uh, well, I'm Ino Yamanaka," She began. "I love makeup, hair, and boys." She eyed Sasuke, who didn't even notice. Like the boss he is. "This girl over here is Hinata Hyuuga, and will you please tell your doggy friend to get off of her before she faints? That's Tenten, and I don't think she would mind if Hyuuga fucked her." She then looked around. "And my best friend went to the bathroom just now, but she should be back soon..."
"She probably ditched us." Tenten laughed, scooting even closer to Neji, who didn't seem to mind at all. "She's not really interested in gokons."
Touche. Sasuke thought, already hating everybody in the booth.
"Eh." Ino shrugged. "It's true what they say, you can't pick your friends. Don't worry, she'll be here. And you'll love her." She then looked down at the song menu. "What song do you guys want to sing first?"
"Ooh, I know what song Sasuke wants to sing." Kiba cooed, relinquishing his grip from Hinata's shoulders (much to the poor girl's relief) to point teasingly at the dark haired boy.
Naruto laughed. "SAKURA KISS BY CHIECO KAWABE!" They both laughed and made kissy faces at Sasuke who grimaced at their antics. Even Shikamaru smirked a bit, whereas Choji continued to pig out. Ino furrowed her eye brows a bit.
"Uh," She said, pointing at Sasuke. "Is that your favorite song or something?"
"Hn."
"YOU BET IT IS!" Naruto quipped, throwing his arm around Sasuke once again.
"Oh." Ino said, smiling. "So you like JPOP, Sasuke?"
"He likes sakura, that's what he likes." Kiba told her, smirking at the undaunted Uchiha. Kiba would trade even his own life to get a reaction out of Sasuke. "He likes anything pink with a little bit of green there, you know what I'm sayin'?"
"Oh, really?"
"Hn."
"When we were kids." Naruto suddenly began, yet again stealing another french fry and earning himself another snarl. Sasuke groaned; he knew exactly what 'story' Naruto was about to tell. "There was this girl who went to our dojo. She totally loved Sasuke and schnizz and Sasuke was a total emo faggot and stuff so he was in denial about his feelings towards her. See, Sasuke is only interested in training. So then when we got into middle school she sort of gave up on Sasuke and decided that she'd never get a boyfriend if people know she did violent stuff like karate, so she left our dojo." Naruto took in a deep breath and rubbed his best friend's arm. "We've never seen her again since. To this day, Teme regrets what he has done. If only he could've told her how he felt sooner..."
Not to self. Sasuke thought. Kill the Dobe.
"Oh my God." Ino gasped, putting a hand to her chest dramatically. "That's so sad."
"Hn."
"Wait, what? No, no, no, no!" Kiba yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Naruto. "That's all wrong!"
"What the fuck you saying, Doggy boy?" Naruto scoffed, putting Kiba's new nickname from Ino to use.
"OI DON'T CALL ME THAT DOBE. And for starters, Sasuke wasn't in denial about Sakura's feelings." Kiba stated like it was the most obvious thing in the universe. "He was just traumatized from the time he accidentally grabbed Sakura's tit the first day he met her. Remember?"
"No!" Naruto moaned. "Where was I? Aw, I miss everything."
"I don't remember that." Sasuke said.
"Yeah, me neither." Shikamaru remarked.
"NANI!" Kiba hollered, looking abashed. "But I remember it as if it were yester-."
"SAKURA-CHAN!" Ino suddenly screeched, standing up and waving her hands. "OVER HERE. WE'RE OVER HERE!" The boys all suddenly stood still as the girls began to wave there hands to said-sakura-chan. Sasuke felt odd, as if he was very light and could float to the ceiling at any minute. Kiba and Naruto on the other hand, had hopeful cheshire cat grins plastered on their faces. The boys, even Choji, all turned around together slowly.
Approaching their table was a girl of about 5"5 with long pink hair and green eyes. Her skin was extremely pale, almost porcelain. She looked pretty slim but a bit on the muscular side judging from her arms. When she reached their table, all the boys' jaws were at the floor, except for Sasuke, who continued to stare at her blankly. Holy crap. This is not happening...
"Sasuke-kun?" The girl said, her eyes now the size of gulf balls. This is happening. This. Is. Fucking. Happening.
Ino stood up excitedly and slipped her arm around the girl's shoulder. "And this, boys, is my best friend Sakura Haruno. She transferred to my school three years ago and I love her." She reached over to kiss the girl's cheek in friendly way.
Needless to say, Kiba, Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru, and even Choji were on the floor bawling with shrieks of laughter. "Sakura, Sakura, ne, Sakura-chan!" Naruto cried, quickly standing up and grabbing the girl's hand. "Do you remember me? It's me, Naruto! From Konoha 11 Dojo!"
Sakura stared at him silently, her emerald eyes traveling from each boy. "U-Um...ano..." She looked at Ino, who was looking at her strangely.
"Ne, Sakura-Chan! Remember me? Naruto Uzumaki. You remember, Sasuke, too! We all trained under Kakashi-sensei, remember? Ne ne, you remember!"
"Sakura?" Ino inquired, looking confused. "You do karate?"
"n-...no. No." She looked at Naruto apologetically and shook her head. "I'm sorry. You must have the wrong girl. I...I've never even heard of the Konoha 11 Dojo. Or of you, Kakashi-...er, sensei...or..." She looked at the Uchiha. "Or of Sasuke."
Naruto frowned at her oddly. "Nani? temo...you look just like Sakura-chan though!"
"Tch." Sasuke mumbled, looking away from her smirking. "When did you become such a liar, Sa-ku-ra?"
End Note: I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter. I really enjoyed writing it and can't wait to continue. As you can tell I'm very excited for this story. Please review!