Funnies of D Gray Man

by dgraymanobsessed

These are scenarios that I originally put into my intros of stories, but there are so many I can think of and not enough chapters to write them all. Plus, it would sort of kill the mood of my stories if it was interrupted by Kanda chasing Lavi around the dining hall because he called him Yuu, again.

1. Chapter 1

Me: I feel really angry right now. I hate Road.

Road: Why?

Me: Shut up no one likes you; you tried to break my future husband's mind.

Lavi: Uhh, two things first, I am like 5 years older than you

Me: 6 years younger in maturity…..

Lavi: Hey! And also I sort of can't get married being a Bookman and all.

Me: I don't care, I can always dream!

Road: I can control your dreams…

Me: NOBODY LIKES YOU

Road: Harsh

Me: You know what's harsh? Trying to break a bunny's mind! Who would break a bunny's mind, no one because they are so frickin ADORABLE!

Lavi: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME THAT!

Me: Well, you sort of are like a bunny rabbit….

Lavi: I am not! Wait, am I really that cute to people? Aww thanks.

Me: Kanda calls you a rabbit.

Lavi: Moment ruined. I am scarred for life.

Earlier today….

Me:*texting friend about, of course. D. Gray Man* I wonder what Lavi would do if you gave him a Rockstar. OMG BRB I HAVE TO GO GIVE LAVI A ROCKSTAR.*runs away to gas station to get drink**Pours into Lavi's water.

Lavi:*takes an unsuspecting sip of water**Energy rush*

Me:*watching Lavi run around at the speed of light talking really fast* Oops, bad idea, well too late now.*Goes to hide in bomb shelter*

Lavi:*Runs outside and jumps off cliff* I'MFREE,FREEFALLING!*starts to sing song*

Me: Oh God what have I done. Kanda could you help me a sec, Lavi's sort of falling off a cliff….

Kanda: Like I care, one less annoying person.

Me: KANDA GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND GO GET LAVI*death stare*

Kanda:*sighs*Fine.

Me: He jumped off that side of the cliff.*looks up* What the-*looking at how Lavi somehow was able to use his scarf as a glider and flies over them*

Lavi: I'm FLYING!

Kanda: What the hell did he do this time.

Me: Long story short, never give Lavi an energy drink.*Hides Rockstar can behind back*

Lavi: WEE! I FEEL LIKE MARY POPPINS! *Loses balance and falls toward Kanda*

Kanda:*Tries to back up but gets hit in the head by Lavi*

Lavi:*Hugs Kanda* O MY GOD YOU SAVED MY LIFE! *starts crying*

Me: *facepalm* Worst…..idea…..ever.

Lavi:*Gets cut on the arm by Mugen* OWWW! THAT REALLY HURT! *rubs arm where it is bleeding then looks at blood covered hand* I'M DYING! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! *starts crying hysterically again*

After many hours, I got Kanda to stop trying to kill Lavi with Mugen. Chief Komui then put a staright jacket on Lavi and left him in an isolation room until Lavi calmed down. Words of advice, I wouldn't suggest giving Lavi an energy drink unless you have him contained somewhere. He hates them now too, so he might try and hurt you if he sees you trying to slip some in his drink.