Why is There a Frog in My Knickers?

by stupefied in love

Lily Evans' arch-enemy and hated classmate James Potter has finally agreed to leave her alone. But will she come to regret her harsh judgement of him?

1. Chapter 1

Year One:

"Morning, Lily. Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Bugger off, Potter."

"Aww, don't be that way, Lils. I thought we were friends!"

"The day we're friends is the day pigs fly."

"What're you talking about? Pigs fly all the time!"

"I meant without magic, Potter."

"That's silly."

"…"

"I just don't get why flying pigs is that big of a deal."

"It's a muggle expression."

"Oh, I once watched a muggle movie… here, I'll re-enact my favorite part."

"Did you just dip my braids into your inkwell?"

"I told you I was going to re-enact my favorite part."

"…"

"What?"

"I hate you James Potter!"