Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter
"Let's play truth or dare!" said Leo.
"Oh, hades no." replied everyone with half a brain, AKA me, Piper, Hazel, Jason, and Frank.
"Guys, it might be fun," said my idiot boyfriend.
"Maybe…" said Thalia. "Just don't dare me to kiss anyone because a) you will die and b) Artemis will kick me out of the hunters."
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase?" Percy begged.
I sighed. "Fine." Ugh, why can't I say no to him?
"Can Calypso play?" Leo asked.
I didn't really want her to, I didn't like her for obvious reasons. But she was Leo's girlfriend so I had to be nice. Also, since she was dating Leo, she probably wouldn't hit on Percy. "All right. Where is she?"
Leo rolled his eyes. "Trying to free the tiny people from the box."
"What?"
"I was watching Harry Potter, and she had this crazy idea that I trapped the characters in a box and made them tiny or something. I'll have to fix our TV later."
"I'll explain it to her." Hazel offered. She understood not understanding the 21st century.
"You were watching Harry Potter?" I asked. "I thought I was the only one who liked those books."
"Wait, what? There's a book?" Leo asked. Oh. My. Gods. HE MUST DIE!
I judo flipped him. "There is a book, and it is so, so much better than the movie."
If he apologized and promised to read the books and later admitted that yes, they are better, I would have forgiven him. But no. He was stupid Leo. So he said
"What if the Harry Potter characters played truth or dare with us?"
Leo makes no sense. It didn't make me forgive him, but it was a good idea, so I agreed.
"Hecate gave me a potion to bring book characters to life. Should I use it?"
"Yeah, thanks Hazel." I handed her my copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which I had with me because I was using Hogwarts for some of my ideas for Mt. Olympus. She poured a few drops onto a random page,which didn't ruin the book, thank gods, and Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Neville, and the Weasley twins came out.
"Fred, do you think something went wrong with our u-no-poo?" asked George
"Well, something happened." Answered Fred
"Huh wha?" said Harry. Seriously? This is the guy that saved the wizarding world, and he can't think of anything more intelligent to say than huh wha?
"What happened?" asked Neville.
"No idea" said Ginny.
"It was the crumpled horned snorkack!" Luna said. (A.N: No idea how to spell that)
"Hey, something just happened!" said Ron. Idiot.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "How observant."
"Dumb boyfriend?" I said. "I can relate."
Hermione turned scarlet. "I- what- no- he- I- I mean- not- he's not my boyfriend!"
I raised an eyebrow. "Sure."
"Would you like to play truth or dare?" Piper asked.
"Okay."
"We should introduce ourselves. I'm Hermione, and this is Harry, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Neville, and the Weasley twins, one is Fred and one is George, I can't tell them apart." Hermione said.
"I am Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus, but you can call me Leo Supersized McShizzle Bad Boy Supreme!"
"My name is Hazel Levesque, daughter of Pluto. And I apologize for my idiot friend Leo."
"Frank Zhang, son of Mars and Praetor of Rome."
"I'm Calypso, daughter of Atlas."
"Don't you live on an island?" asked Ginny.
"I used to. Long story."
"Yeah, I rescued her! Because I'm her supersized mcshiz-"
"Don't finish that. I'm Piper McLean. Daughter of Aphrodite."
"I'm Jason Grace, son of Jupiter."
"Thalia, hunter of Artemis, daughter of Zeus."
"I'm Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena and architect of Olympus."
"I'm Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon. Slayer of medusa, the minotaur, the hydra, nemean lion, Geyron, holder of the sky, boyfriend of Annabeth, subject of two great prophecies, survivor of two great prophecies, survivor of Tartarus, and the coolest demigod ever. Pleased to meet you."
"So you guys are from Greek mythology? I know some stuff about Greek mythology." Hermione said.
"Shocking." mumbled Ron. Hermione glared at him.
"Why don't I tell you what I know about Greek mythology and you can tell me what it's really like."
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